Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Sonic Speed Monkey]

Off topic, but Cyndi Lauper is a goddess.

 

[Shadow Fox]

Off topic, but Cyndi Lauper is a goddess.

You speak the truth, good sir/madam/other.

 

[The Joker]

Can't wait for her next book, 50 Shades of True Colors.

The very thought of the wogglebug doing S&M makes me want to laugh and be sick.

 

[Dilbertmann]

The very thought of the wogglebug doing S&M makes me want to laugh and be sick.

Next thing you'll know the wogglebug is impregnated by a sasquatch.

...now that I think about it, that's both hilarious and disgusting at the same time.

 

[Total Dingus]

I'd buy it if there was a picture of the author.

 

[Pocoyo]

I'd buy it if there was a picture of the author.

As well as her dox.

 

[UltraSonichu]

Hey guys....
Guess what just came out four days ago?

The Wogglebug's Hidden Truth Behind the History of Oz: The Wogglebug's secrets and tragedy revealed after concealed for a century

Are you excited yet? Good! Unfortunately, your wallet won't be. She wants $43.23 of your hard earned money for 292 pages of Wogglebug fun.
Here's the cover:

Look at that fucking book cover. God damn. Looks like it should be called "A Brief History of Lakes of the North-West" or something. This isn't even an adult's fantasy book cover, let alone a child's.

"The Wogglebug's secrets and tragedy revealed after concealed for a century"

AFTER CONCEALED.

This is YOUR vanity publishing, Cynthia, and you couldn't even get the grammar on the cover right. I don't hold out much hope for the interior.

 

[Pocoyo]

Look at that fucking book cover. God damn. Looks like it should be called "A Brief History of Lakes of the North-West" or something. This isn't even an adult's fantasy book cover, let alone a child's.

"The Wogglebug's secrets and tragedy revealed after concealed for a century"

AFTER CONCEALED.

This is YOUR vanity publishing, Cynthia, and you couldn't even get the grammar on the cover right. I don't hold out much hope for the interior.

And she's having us cough up 47 bucks for this shit! I think that this is gonna be no different from her ramblings on the internet, which you can see for free.

 

[wheat pasta]

AFTER CONCEALED.

I didn't even notice that until you said it Is that anything like Crease Danger?

 

[The Knife]

As well as her dox.

I, um, may have accidentally doxxed her? I suspect she may have legally changed her birth name to her pen name within the last couple of years, but she's been using the Hanson name online exclusively since around 2008/9, with one mention as far back as 2006. Only the stuff she's done under her pen name is really relevant to our interest. Before that she doesn't seem to have been very active on the internet.

 

[Pocoyo]

I, um, may have accidentally doxxed her? I suspect she may have legally changed her birth name to her pen name within the last couple of years, but she's been using the Hanson name online exclusively since around 2008/9, with one mention as far back as 2006. Only the stuff she's done under her pen name is really relevant to our interest. Before that she doesn't seem to have been very active on the internet.

Huh, very interesting.

 

[The Knife]

Huh, very interesting.

Yeah. I hate to drop hints, but honestly, it's not worth getting this poor crazy chick stalked. The only really interesting thing in the whole mess is probably coincidence: it looks like she buckled down hard on the Wogglebug obsession right after her father died a few years back.

 

[Dilbertmann]

Look at that fucking book cover. God damn. Looks like it should be called "A Brief History of Lakes of the North-West" or something. This isn't even an adult's fantasy book cover, let alone a child's.

"The Wogglebug's secrets and tragedy revealed after concealed for a century"

AFTER CONCEALED.

This is YOUR vanity publishing, Cynthia, and you couldn't even get the grammar on the cover right. I don't hold out much hope for the interior.

Bah, where's a fucking grammar nazi when you need one?!

Also, the first review for the book came in, in case if anyone didn't notice.

 

[The Knife]

Bah, where's a fucking grammar nazi when you need one?!

Also, the first review for the book came in, in case if anyone didn't notice.

She's also released the Kindle edition for the reasonable price of only $15.99!

Spoiler: Plot Synopsis

Cynthia Hanson reveals the the long concealed secrets behind the Wogglebug's life in Oz for over a century. The unknown moments in-between the recorded events in the first four Oz history books he appears in are unveiled. Thus also revealed how and why he underwent a terrible transformation at the point he did and remained in the state of his disgraceful alter-ego for over a century.

Then a little girl named Terry has visionary dreams of him as his true self without ever even knowing about the Oz books beforehand. When she comes of age as a young woman she finds and unlocks a hidden portal to the Land of Oz to thus find out the even deeper secrets behind the Wogglebug she initially meets there, and thus obtain the ingredients of a cure to restore him to his true self.

At the same time, a wizard who looks like a treasure troll doll has visited Oz in hopes of finding the true source behind his homeland's dilemma of being overrun by a lot of bad magic for a century. What is this connection to the secrets behind the Wogglebug's past? Also, where has his old schoolteacher known as Professor Nowitall been for all these years? These answers and more will be revealed in most startling ways.

 

[Jaimas]

Gentlepersons all, I give you Cynthia Hanson, aka WogglebugLoveProductions, aka WogglebugLover, aka AvengingAtheist. She's a militant antitheist who loves the Wogglebug, an obscure side-character from L. Frank Baum's Oz book series. And when I say "loves," I mean "dedicated years of her life to building a TL;DR virtual shrine to a giant talking cockroach." In her own words:



Watch her creepily-animated videos! (Warning: autoplay music!) Buy her shitty books and DVDs! Read her rambling blog and atrocious fanfiction! And, if you too wish to violently suppress any expression of religion in society in the name of a mutant insect, you can apply for membership in Cynthia's bugfuck insane super-special club! She only wants the right people, though, so be warned: it will be a daunting task.

Before you go, a word of advice? Don't mention anyone called "dracowaltztard." It won't go over very well.

You sure this isn't a pen-name of Gloria Tesch?

 

[OBAMATRON]

Spoiler: Possibly already posted

http://www.dailymotion.com/wogglebuglover
http://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/CynthiaHanson?xg_source=activity
https://www.filmbreak.com/projects/the-wogglebug-s-first-adventure-with-sylvie
https://www.inkspand.com/my/profile/478/view - Cynthia's book reviews

 

[The Knife]

Spoiler: Possibly already posted

http://www.dailymotion.com/wogglebuglover

Dat background hiss, tho.

 

[Hummingbird]

I tried to go through the readings, but I can't help getting so annoyed about how arrogant both the artist and the bug come off. Everyone else is stupid except for them that it gets irritating.

 

[Dilbertmann]

She's also released the Kindle edition for the reasonable price of only $15.99!

Spoiler: Plot Synopsis

Cynthia Hanson reveals the the long concealed secrets behind the Wogglebug's life in Oz for over a century. The unknown moments in-between the recorded events in the first four Oz history books he appears in are unveiled. Thus also revealed how and why he underwent a terrible transformation at the point he did and remained in the state of his disgraceful alter-ego for over a century.

Then a little girl named Terry has visionary dreams of him as his true self without ever even knowing about the Oz books beforehand. When she comes of age as a young woman she finds and unlocks a hidden portal to the Land of Oz to thus find out the even deeper secrets behind the Wogglebug she initially meets there, and thus obtain the ingredients of a cure to restore him to his true self.

At the same time, a wizard who looks like a treasure troll doll has visited Oz in hopes of finding the true source behind his homeland's dilemma of being overrun by a lot of bad magic for a century. What is this connection to the secrets behind the Wogglebug's past? Also, where has his old schoolteacher known as Professor Nowitall been for all these years? These answers and more will be revealed in most startling ways.

IS WOGGLEBUG A CYBORG?

IS TERRY SECRETLY CYNTHIA IN DISGUISE?

DOES PROFESSOR NOWITALL HAVE A GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT DOLL WIZARD?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON "SECRETS OF THE WOGGLEBUG"! SAME WOGGLEBUG TIME, SAME WOGGLEBUG CHANNEL!

...egh, all caps. Oh well, so much for comical emphasizing.

 

[Sanic]

Wogglebug's canonical incarnation. Don't tell Cynthia!