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Waveysauce said:
Thats what he said. but he is still a moron and hasn't even figured out simple things like being able to charge attack. and certain ways to turn the boat ( I never learned how to sail a boat!!) but he seemed to be getting alright tips with it and I think he will just replace it with pubg. and he can also pick a new group of fans to play with each time....he already saw a little bidding war of certain fans who wanted to be on the next session
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Oh, okay. That may provide new content for us in the future
 
The Kike Pig has been talking about how new releases will save him since the dawn of 2018. Just wait and see guys. Now he bored quit Burnout and is preparing to delete Sea of Thieves. And it doesn't seem like the money has been flowing in as he thought. What will be the next game he gives up after 2 sessions?
 
CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX said:
Here's an idea to give Phil's streams some structure when he's not covering those HAWT NEW RELEASEZ: Instead of doing Patron's Choice playthroughs, start keeping a viewer-submitted list of achievements in games.

Random Examples:
•Pacifist run of any MGS game
•Law-abiding playthrough of any GTA game
•Hitman Roulette Missions, where he has to complete missions using randomly decided parameters.
•Get drunk as shit on stream and get Gold in every cup in Mario Kart
•Achieving a high rank in a fighting game of his choice using only joke characters like Dan
•Low Intelligence, High Luck run of any Fallout/Elder Scrolls game
•Clearing stage 20 in Tetris
•Getting the hardest ending in [insert popular/difficult game here]
•Playing through an entire game without whining or complaining about lag or bad programming once

Hell, have your viewers AND your trolls come up with a list of whatever goals they like, (provided they're actually doable by a mortal,) put them all on a wheel of fortune, crossing them off one by one. Maybe when he completes one, he replaces that spot on his Wheel of Fortune with something special, like a giveaway of subs, or some other kind of goal that engages with his viewers.

For the last decade, he has almost exclusively picked up each game with the only goal being to "beat them" by whatever means necessary. He never has a goal more substantial than getting the game he's currently playing off his list and moving on to the next one. He clearly doesn't enjoy himself, and is transparently only playing the games as a time-killer while he waits for the Pitybux to roll in.

Phil, if you're reading this, I won't even be mad if you implement this idea. I think you're a piece of shit and I'm a shameless detractor, but christ, give your deluded fans SOMETHING to do other than throw money at you to stop you from whining about shit.
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You put faaaaaaaaaar too much thought into this when you know full well that Phil and effort don't mix.
 
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December 2017:
BLACKPINKPRO said:
So Philly Christmoney says he has 320 twitch subs, but how many of them are gifted from Brightbulb and KGonorrhea?
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March 2018:
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ProdigalDuke said:
He won't play KCD because he knows he'll get bodied by the combat system. That's if he doesnt encounter one of the numerous bugs throughout the game and spend 3 hours having a bitchfit about the "shitty dumbfuck" developers.
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The funny thing is if he had played KCD he would have gotten more viewers because when it was hot people were checking it out, and on top of that there are people like me who just get off on watching Phil horribly fuck up, and you really can't fuck up as hardcore in most games as you can in an RPG.
 
He doesn't think SoT will have enough content for just today. I'm predicting a delete


Edit: "I know people don't want to hear this BUT I need to tell you guys about my situation."

Starts off saying it's not his fault and immediately starts attacking his old tax attorney
 
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PedoPhil said:
I think at this point even Tetris would make him rage hard and quit

"I pressed rotate, look omg lag ... look.. omg.. dood .."

"Im so done with thine game man fkin piece of shit, incompetent devs that cant code a fricking game, omg man ... im so done with this"
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Not sure if you know, but he already did that. there is a tihydp for tetris.
 
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CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX said:
For sure. It started off as a random small idea, and then more and more ideas just kept flowing. Maybe the same thing would happen to Phil if he used his brain once and a while.
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That implys that he enjoys what he does. People don't do solo White Mage runs of Final Fantasy if they hate the game.
 
Look at me, signing up to Kiwi Farms of all places because I don't have a place to vent about Phil while I'm staring at his stream. I'd prefer some sort of chat but I'll take what I can get.

People of note I've noticed on the chat are Master Saruwatari who just seems like a dim guy who is stupid enough to pay 1000 bits at a time to Phil. And this whole Jayp060299 who will not shut the fuck about his depression. How has Phil not been the insensitive asshat he is and declare he's just a drama queen taking away attention from HIS STREAM?

"Sadly there are just some people in life that are Sheep" Like your fucking fans Phil!
 
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in the past year of observing dsp this is the single most manipulating instance ive witnessed, after the last few days of him mentioning his birthday and how he wants to take off but doesnt know if he can because of Kats schedule and acting like he needs to work so hard to pay his (((taxes))) he mentions how hes about to be 36 and trys to manipulate the idea that hes so hard working and busy that hes had no time to think about it



https://clips.twitch.tv/GoodReliableNostrilKappaWealth

i could go into the SoT prestream from the other day where he kept talking about his birthday, literally 100% a lie and manipulation
 
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Starting in April, Phil's stream will start early. Does that mean his per stream will be longer?

clownpiss said:
in the past year of observing dsp this is the single most manipulating instance ive witnessed, after the last few days of him mentioning his birthday and how he wants to take off but doesnt know if he can because of Kats schedule and acting like he needs to work so hard to pay his (((taxes))) he mentions how hes about to be 36 and trys to manipulate the idea that hes so hard working and busy that hes had no time to think about it



https://clips.twitch.tv/GoodReliableNostrilKappaWealth

i could go into the SoT prestream from the other day where he kept talking about his birthday, literally 100% a lie and manipulation
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-hint- -hint- it's my birthday so give me money
 
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johnny5150 said:
Starting in April, Phil's stream will start early. Does that mean his per stream will be longer?
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No, he's talking about moving everything up an hour so he can spend time with the gf. So hour earlier start, hour earlier finish.
 
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