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Phil continues to shit on devs in general and claim games are shit these days compared to when he was young.
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I might be wrong here, but that sounds like something else as well...

Listening to Phil bitching about modern games it sounds like he wants games to have a story equal or better than e.g. Lord of the Ring and the graphics needs to be as close to real life as possible.
 
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Dragoonism said:
Phil continues to shit on devs in general and claim games are shit these days compared to when he was young.
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I might be wrong here, but that sounds like something else as well...

Listening to Phil bitching about modern games it sounds like he wants games to have a story equal or better than e.g. Lord of the Ring and the graphics needs to be as close to real life as possible.
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And then of course massive games like Monster Hunter he hates. Doesn't want to play Kingdom Come. Then bitches non stop about Nintendo. But it course it's the game industry that has failed
 
When is he actully reviewing the game?

Great there came the "It is 2018, that mechanic is outdated" crying!

Bitch about how fast his pig died, havent said a thing about how quickly he can sail from one island to the next.
 
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Just admitted he abused the Microsoft gamepass to get SoT.

Claim he might go back to it if they add much more content to it and calls it the most over hyped game since Destiny 2.

Just claimed that devs might put more into if more people buy it so they get more money, i so wish he could think that about himself instead!

He gives No Man Sky 4/10.

Sorry for the spamming!

Ask the viewers what to call the reivew, Sea of lies... lies about what?
 
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So at this point he's playing a game where he's sailing all alone on the stormy seas, failing constantly because nobody else is there to help. There's probably a metaphor for his life in there somewhere.

I also forgot that new 2 person co-op game "A Way Out" comes out tomorrow, which will be a guaranteed boon for Twitch streamers for the next few weeks. Unless of course you're DSP and have literally nobody to play it with, and even if you did you'd play it 5 months from now when the interest isn't there.
 
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Shit DSP should become a fucking motivational speaker or something:
"The KEY to SUCCESS in LIFE is to HOLD ON to ALL of the BAD THINGS that PEEPUL have UNFAIRLY done to YOU. MAKE sure you DEDICATE your entire LIFE based upon these UNFAIR THINGS! I personally can GUARANTEE that this will work, in as little as a TEN YEAR LEGACY you too can have a FAILING PATREON, DWINDLING TWITCH stream and a SINKING YouTube channel!"
 
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