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I don't know if anyone caught this, but at one point in yesterday's SoT stream, Phil lamented the state of the video game industry and expressed that at one point he "wanted to maybe get into game development some day"

My mind just erupted when I heard that with visions of how hilarious Phil developing his own game would be. I would genuinely love to see him develop something, only to have it suck completely, and be torn apart by everyone who plays it. I'd love to see how he responds to the exact same criticism that he regularly dishes out to devs when he's the target.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Me.and him worked things out after I reached out to him first. He was burned by DSP. He has more right to be angry at the goutman then any of us.
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So now that we are 100% done with sea of thiefs what the hell has he got to play now?
 
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CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX said:
I don't know if anyone caught this, but at one point in yesterday's SoT stream, Phil lamented the state of the video game industry and expressed that at one point he "wanted to maybe get into game development some day"

My mind just erupted when I heard that with visions of how hilarious Phil developing his own game would be. I would genuinely love to see him develop something, only to have it suck completely, and be torn apart by everyone who plays it. I'd love to see how he responds to the exact same criticism that he regularly dishes out to devs when he's the target.
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Someone asked him what game would he develop if could... the dreamgame if you will. He gently described overwatch then suggested that blizzard stole his idea of the heroshooter. Wish i was joking but its onvideo...
 
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CoolGuy420weedbonerXXX said:
I don't know if anyone caught this, but at one point in yesterday's SoT stream, Phil lamented the state of the video game industry and expressed that at one point he "wanted to maybe get into game development some day"

My mind just erupted when I heard that with visions of how hilarious Phil developing his own game would be. I would genuinely love to see him develop something, only to have it suck completely, and be torn apart by everyone who plays it. I'd love to see how he responds to the exact same criticism that he regularly dishes out to devs when he's the target.
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He'd just blame the coders and throw them under the bus, because you know Phil couldn't even begin to learn to code. He probably thinks being in the game industry is just sitting in a plush room throwing out your ideas while you get paid thousands. We all know he'd make the next Ride to Hell: Retribution.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
He'd just blame the coders and throw them under the bus, because you know Phil couldn't even begin to learn to code. He probably thinks being in the game industry is just sitting in a plush room throwing out your ideas while you get paid thousands. We all know he'd make the next Ride to Hell: Retribution.
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Nah Phil would be the game developer that bans all its paying customers and starts getting involved in SJW slap fights.
10 years later you know they'd be starting their "10 year legacy fundraiser" (i.e. their 56th attempt at GoFundMe).
 
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Yeah the whole Phil wanting to be a developer legit made me laugh a lot of these guys have hours like manga artists being like 100 hours for example at Blizzard and other big studios they have gyms and everything to keep workers minds focused and chilled because an average week goes from 70 - 100 theres cases such as in Halo 3's development in the final months of people staying at work for weeks in order to finish. Its a super intense job.

So I have been playing Ni No Kuni 2 and Phil is going to quit this quick its unforgiving as hell.

As for SoT stealing Overwatches visual - this nigger has never played a Rare game it seems.
 
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So now that we are 100% done with sea of thiefs what the hell has he got to play now?
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PUBG. You know, the currently most hyped game on steam which Oh Hey My Narcolepsy Kicks In.
I would guess he stays with what he knows best. Maybe some CoD:WWII or a surprise game which was big a few month/years ago but Phil only now recognizes its existence. Or another current hyped game which will come out next and he won't like because it's boring, too hard or lacks "interaction".

Let me do Phil's work and type in 3 words. "Currently hyped games".
https://www.stuff.tv/features/most-anticipated-games

Red Dead Redemption 2
Far Cry 5
God of War
Super Smash Bros
Spider Man
A Way Out
Detroit: Become Human
Kingdom Fucking Hearts III
Nintendo Cardboardpenis-Labo
Sea of OMG THIS IS SO BORING AND LIKE NOMANSSKY
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 (generic shooter, Phil will most likely pick this)
Dark Souls Remastered (he already said he won't play it)
Detective Pikachu
Apparently a Yoshi game
Crackdown 3
Metro Exodus
The Last Night
Mario Tennis Aces
Darksiders III
Soul Calibur VI (has he ever played a Soul Calibur?)
The Crew 2
Mega Man 11
Ni No Kuni 2: Revenant Kingdom (he announced that he will play it if I'm not wrong)
Ori and the Will of the Wisps
Skull and Bones (another pirate multiplayer)
Onrush (racing)
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze (port for Switch)
GTFO (Horror shooter. This could fit Phil because he is unable to immerse in these games and makes a fool outta himself)
Assassins Creed Rogue Remastered
State of Decay 2

But here is the catch: He got lazy to the point where even a sloth appears like an hyperactive jetpack supported cheetah. He will play PUBG unless his fans really really want to pay, eh, ask him to play something else.
 
Phil did make his own video game.

The story take a place in Connecticut. The hero, you the player, is a world renown warrior and has just been unjustly terminated from the helicopter factory. You decide to go on a adventure in the new and exciting realm of "the YouTube". This adventure consists of sitting at home recording your tv while playing video games while gaining coins. You spend the coins on statues, bones, a jailbait girlfriend, and two houses. You accept missions and get a few party members to join your quest. Sadly in an unexpected plot twist the entire party revolts against you because you are not sharing your coins with them.

The hero decides to flee to the kingdom of hate located in Washington state. You must then continue to amass coins and spend them as fast as you collect them.

Once you get to a certain point in the game your true enemies appear, the "detractors". The detractors are simple minded robots who's only purpose is to ruin your fun, take away your coins, and attack you. They pose no real threat since you wield the mighty weapon "business degree".

The rest of the game you spend locked in the castle of gout. It increasingly gets more and more difficult to keep making coins. The only weapon you have at this point is called "blame everyone else" but it's not very effective.

You lose your maiden. You lose the car. You lose the castle. Eventually you get a game over.

There are no check points or saves. There is no high score. There is no way to win this game. This game is Phil Burnell's life.
 
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So out of all of those he is playing the following;
State of Decay 2 - its free
Sea of Thieves
He is playing God of War and Detroit Become Human and Farcry 5.

We already know he is going to rage quit farcry 5, Ni no Kuni 2 I think so too and God of War is borrowing from Dark Souls/Bloodborne combat where you cannot just mash and win also the combat flow is totally different. In Ni No Kuni 2 you have to dodge a lot too.

Seriously though 4 fucking games out of a 20+ list, that is shameful I thought he played the new hottest releases.
 
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Phil did make his own video game.

The story take a place in Connecticut. The hero, you the player, is a world renown warrior and has just been unjustly terminated from the helicopter factory. You decide to go on a adventure in the new and exciting realm of "the YouTube". This adventure consists of sitting at home recording your tv while playing video games while gaining coins. You spend the coins on statues, bones, a jailbait girlfriend, and two houses. You accept missions and get a few party members to join your quest. Sadly in an unexpected plot twist the entire party revolts against you because you are not sharing your coins with them.

The hero decides to flee to the kingdom of hate located in Washington state. You must then continue to amass coins and spend them as fast as you collect them.

Once you get to a certain point in the game your true enemies appear, the "detractors". The detractors are simple minded robots who's only purpose is to ruin your fun, take away your coins, and attack you. They pose no real threat since you wield the mighty weapon "business degree".

The rest of the game you spend locked in the castle of gout. It increasingly gets more and more difficult to keep making coins. The only weapon you have at this point is called "blame everyone else" but it's not very effective.

You lose your maiden. You lose the car. You lose the castle. Eventually you get a game over.

There are no check points or saves. There is no high score. There is no way to win this game. This game is Phil Burnell's life.
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2/10 needs more weed smoking butlers wearing naruto getup and enraged dutch escorts who turn out to be catfishing empires
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Phil and game development.

Can he do art? No.
Can he do some programming? No.
Can he create models? No.
Has he ever openly tried to create at least a concept? No.
Does he know anything about game design? No (wishful thinking doesn't result in a "yes").

Well, I'm sold.
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He's gonna work for Zoe with that resume.

Pounded in the butt by online tactics the FMV adventure. Calling it now.
 
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Guys, you're totally overthinking this. All Phil would need to do is to learn a few lines of Visual Basic so he could make one button that says "WIN", and when the button is pushed, a message says "You win! You get ∞ points! You da best!". That's the most suitable game for him. That's something even Phil could stream for entire days at a time.

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Yeah the whole Phil wanting to be a developer legit made me laugh a lot of these guys have hours like manga artists being like 100 hours for example at Blizzard and other big studios they have gyms and everything to keep workers minds focused and chilled because an average week goes from 70 - 100 theres cases such as in Halo 3's development in the final months of people staying at work for weeks in order to finish. Its a super intense job.
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Well, the rigors of his hard, intense, burdensome work as a streamer should make that a walk in the park for him.
 
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John Rambo's content was always better than Phil's. He also made DSP watchable when he joined for CO Op. John actually has a job now I believe he's in real estate so he's got a decent job, friends and still getting views so good for him.

John actually had talent in some ways (filmmaking, music, and he went to japan for SF). DSP was always jealous john qualified for SF and got to fly to japan.

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I make you a bet that Phil had no idea that John could play guitar and sing.
 
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