Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[PeckingOrder]

I can’t believe Becky is using the Seder as another excuse to e-beg. I mean, I can totally believe it, Becky will use ANY opportunity to e-beg, but this is the exact opposite of the Jewish attitude towards charity. Around the high holidays (Rosh HaShana and Yom Kippur) and the three pilgrimage festivals (Passover, Shavuot and Sukkot), there’s an increase in charitable activity in Jewish communities, with people donating money and food in droves to ensure everyone can celebrate the most important Jewish holidays with dignity. This is set up precisely so no one has to beg.

Becky has plenty money to buy some matzo and set up a decent meal, but she’s so desperate to show that she’s BEST JEW that she advertises her Seder to the world in the only way she understands, through begging and pretending life is hard.

 

[ZeeMarin]

So who would be brave enough to have a meal at Becky’s? Husband and Daniel Z can’t escape, but what other righteous Jew would want to risk eating at her table?

 

[Hellfire]

"RRRRREEEEE RIOT"

 

[repentance]

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It was a broken toe, ffs, not an amputated limb.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

It's almost like people would prefer to help a relatively nice man who does his job over a shrieking, histrionic diversity hire.

Nice job making yet another thing about you, though.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

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"RRRRREEEEE RIOT"

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Every damn time like clockwork.

"Oh no a bad thing happened to someone I know! Time to tell twitter how sad that makes me feel while adding that I hope they recover soon so it looks like I'm actually concerned for their well-being [sad emoji]"

[Person gets help, Bex gets random stranger backpats, rinse and repeat till you exhaust wellwishers]

"...."

"...Man why doesn't anyone give me attention like x gets? I know they are ill but I was ill once too and none of y'all came with your fruit baskets and get well cards"

"Fuck you for getting assistance during this troubled time. I hope you feel bad about getting all this support *I* never got and pledge to do better next time"


Also just yesterday she was on Facebook trying to chat up old boyfriends while her lover is in hospital. I get it's all open-relationship, but isn't this kind of one of those times where one maybe shouldn't be thinking about their needs over making sure one partner in the group recovers with love and support?

Nah I suppose remembering all those awkward high school romances and telling twitter about it was way more important.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Re.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Sure. I'm totally making up finding out every moment of my life is a fucking lie for attention you heartless fucking bastards

Yes, we know you are. That's why you don't like us.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

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>throws immense Twitter tantrums when one of her boytoys wants to go out with a girl she doesn't like
>is totally okay with a (probably nonexistant) guy from outside her poly sphere making a pass at her.
>?????????

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Man, if not for the existence of the tweet when someone dares find her story weird, I'd swear Bex has been cruising through her thread. Wouldn't be surprised if she did anyway so she could work herself up to the point of screaming and demand for asspats.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"Reassure me I didn't make up this thing about my past, everyone, because it's totally normal to have totally true stories about your past that you need strangers to reassure you actually happened even though they have no way of knowing whether they're true or not."

I've found that one of the most reliable indicators that someone is lying about trauma, disease, etc. online is this thing Becky is doing right here: "how could anyone think that anyone would lie about such a horrible traumatic problem?!" A combat veteran who has seen some shit and gotten PTSD, or someone currently undergoing breast cancer treatment, or a survivor of sexual trafficking, will be well aware of the fact that there are sick fucks who will fake any kind of traumatic history for attention. They don't have to continuously seek validation of experiences they had.

 

[Water-T]

You want to know why your adopted parents lied to you about your being adopted?

Because the way you're sperging out about it like it's the worst thing in the world. That's why.

As far as you should be concerned, Mami and Papi ARE your parents. Your birth parents were just sperm and egg donors. Quit making a fucking mountain out of a molehill, you dumb cunt.

Wow, another mystery Becky can't solve. Let's clue her in.

Here's a huge hint: People accuse you of faking your Judaism because you take it about as seriously as Trump takes his job seriously. You've bragged about eating treyf foods, you've posted about skipping and breaking Shabbos, you kept typing out YHWH's name as "God" and mentioning "Gods" until we pointed out to you that Jews are monotheists and spell it as "G-d"., and worst of all, you're now e-begging for Passover.

As for the whole "trans" thing, that's so obvious that I can't believe I have to explain it. See, when a person declares that they are trans, they make an effort to pass as the gender they now identify as. So if a man feel like he is trans, they will now dress as the woman she thinks she is, and a woman will dress like the man he now identifies as. But you, dear Becky, claim to be a "man", yet make less than zero effort to look like one. You are a woman that dresses like a woman and acts like a woman, demanding that people somehow read your mind and know that you're a "man".

This is as ludicrous as buying a car, altering it's appearance in no way whatsoever, then getting angry when people refuse to call it an airplane. Even fucking transgenders like Milo Stewart put more of a goddamn effort by taking HRT. Either stop wearing makeup and dresses, or cut the crap, Becky With The Dangerhair.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

A random DNA test doesn't tell you that you were adopted. You have to take one along with a family member to tell that. Otherwise, the best you get is basic genetic information which, from most of the public DNA companies, is not even close to reliable (i.e. ancestry location etc).

I would not be surprised if Rebecca basically misinterpreted such a test and play-pretended her way into "being adopted" at this point. Or badgered her mother about it until she said "fine, you're adopted, are you happy" and then took that as gospel.

At this point I've come around to the position that since we have found her to lie about everything that gets her victim points, the safest assumption to make is that she's lying about everything we can't verify.

 

[MaxiMax]

I don't know what sound fishy in this story for you guys. I think all is adding up pretty convincingly.
I mean Becky just took a DNA test for fun with Papi or Mami because every familly do that. Papi or Mami didn't (obviously) think the DNA test would reveal the lie and thus didn't talk to her about this issue before the test's results came in and didn't try to dissuade Becky to do this DNA test and didn't refuse to take themselves the test to protect the secret. So her story is totally legit.

 

[Wargarbl]

Yes, yes we would.

- Signed, everyone who's ever listened to you for more than 30 seconds.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I like the part where she says she was so scared of ending up a criminal like her uncle, when really she was being lied to and shouldn't have worried...when she has also told us her birth mom was a drug addicted prostitute. Yeah, it sure was awful for them to let you think your uncle was a piece of shit instead of your mom, I'm sure you'd have felt way better about your chances in life knowing you were the rejected offspring of a crack whore.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

You’d think being a white girl being raised by two Cubans would have clued Becky in. She’s a self-claimed genius after all.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

You’d think being a white girl being raised by two Cubans would have clued Becky in. She’s a self-claimed genius after all.

Didn't that one person who used to know Becky back in the day say that Becky looks almost exactly like her mom?

 

[Charlie Delicious]

If she'd always known she was adopted she'd be bitching about her parents not hiding it from her.

Her unquenchable thirst for victimhood will forever rot her hair dye soaked brain

Edit
I love the rebranding she's done for her PayPal. She's not ebegging for herself anymore, she's ebegging for those alone during Passover!

Oy vey!

 

[Hellfire]

"Muh emails"

Cow crossover with Luke Lockhart, who Rebecca claims is a "damn good woman" aka a mentally ill man who accused a game of being "Trumpian propaganda" and made a mockery out of himself and is getting laughed at.

 

[Water-T]

"Hey y'all! Some re/tard gave one of the stupidest hot takes out there for asspats and attention, and now that's it's backfired on her, mind if y'all stop calling her out as the braindead troon she is? Because when troons publicly post hot garbage, no one is allowed to voice their opinion on it or else it's 'harassment!'."

Asking about ovens on Passover? I swear, Becky is baiting the trolls super hard so she can whine about "hate speech in muh DM's!" and rake in asspats and pitybux.