Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

emmens said:
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When you hate a character so much you force a comparison to the instigators of real world tragedies.
(I'll get the archive link when it updates)
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The "but during the stone age" panel from sonichu #2 is a more coherent joke than this
 
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Just know that, for as long as you live, you'll likely never be as petty as Jerry is right now.

"Josh made a JelloApocalypse ripoff video!"
"His opinions suck! Imma do that too, and BETTER!"

"Josh is doing it by season!"
"I'll do the ENTIRE SHOW IN ONE GO!"

Next thing you know, Jerry's gonna start hosting his own livestreamed D&D games with Patch, Lizzy, Xain, and Alex Rochon, just to spite Josh.
 
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1911JD said:
Next thing you know, Jerry's gonna start hosting his own livestreamed D&D games with Patch, Lizzy, Xain, and Alex Rochon.
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D&D requires imagination and creativity.

Jerry, obviously, has neither.
 
Aquinas said:
Guy's its time someone asked the important question, if you could, would you lick the feminine cum off of lily peet? would you take her lily feet into your mouth?
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I dunno man, I imagine cleaning the nut from the lily sheet would be a pain in the ass.
 
chadmuska said:
D&D requires imagination and creativity.

Jerry, obviously, has neither.
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I'd gamble Peet would make Xain do the DM stuff. that way peet could have a totally normal and natural looking in character romance between theirs and lizzy's characters. Also they'd probably be hipsters and try and play some sort of simplified indy game
 
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emmens said:
https://archive.fo/aDaym
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I would like to file this as "Things that totally happened, no really I swear. I don't have to prove it, fuck off! *stabs block button*"
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I chuckled. Without context, it’s kinda funny.

But I also like the implication that Jerry probably felt that he knew how to parent children better than their parents and spent every second of the session professing his intellectual superiority™ over them. I mean, we all know about his signature narcissism.
 
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https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5ZG7nKXqoN0 that was fast.
and I said it when I posted the preview, but it's literally everything you could dislike about peet distilled into a single video. in fact watching the Josh Scorcher video, peet isn't even trying to not be directly ripping Josh off, at the least josh has the pride to jokingly admit he's aping the video style, meanwhile to no ones surprise peet is pretending this post didn't happen.

also here's a handful of grabs from the video.
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https://i.imgur.com/blR7nnd.png
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https://i.imgur.com/8fNitwj.png
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and my personal favorite. https://i.imgur.com/hPFJYoI.png
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emmens said:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=5ZG7nKXqoN0 that was fast.
and I said it when I posted the preview, but it's literally everything you could dislike about peet distilled into a single video. in fact watching the Josh Scorcher video, peet isn't even trying to not be directly ripping Josh off, at the least josh has the pride to jokingly admit he's aping the video style, meanwhile to no ones surprise peet is pretending this post didn't happen.

also here's a handful of grabs from the video.
https://i.imgur.com/pBVLzyx.png
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https://i.imgur.com/blR7nnd.png
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https://i.imgur.com/8fNitwj.png
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and my personal favorite. https://i.imgur.com/hPFJYoI.png
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To reiterate
1911JD said:
Just know that, for as long as you live, you'll likely never be as petty as Jerry is right now.

"Josh made a JelloApocalypse ripoff video!"
"His opinions suck! Imma do that too, and BETTER!"

"Josh is doing it by season!"
"I'll do the ENTIRE SHOW IN ONE GO!"

Next thing you know, Jerry's gonna start hosting his own livestreamed D&D games with Patch, Lizzy, Xain, and Alex Rochon, just to spite Josh.
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It just hit me, I wonder if Peet is secretly jealous of Josh, not just for his success but also because Josh manages to act fairly normal in a fandom full of freaks and ne'er-do-wells. Maybe deep down Peet knows he's screwed up, and he can't stand Josh for being everything he isn't.

Or maybe I'm talking out of my ass. Any modicum of self-awareness is a bit much to ask from Peet.
 
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