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He is a drunk from what we've been told but according to Mike he's a fun drunk. That's about all we know though.
Horrorcow James Terry Mitchell Jr / violetlanternwerewolf / werewolf2814 / 2814werewolf / Ouchdaddy - child rapist incel with a micropenis, Hitler whiteknight, Fat as hell, 2004 S Walnut St, Muncie, IN 47302
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HighwayOverpass
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I don't blame him for being a drunk. if I had a son like Jimbo I'd be sloshed every minute of every day as well.
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Also he probably creeped on female customers. The word "boobies" may have been involved.
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not surprised to see that he's directing all 2 MB of RAM he has on that computer to porn tabs
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Penis size related website. 5 tabs on a porn site.
The Jimboness of that screencap is off the scale.
Also 124 IQ goes online with Windows XP in 2018? Imagine how much malware he gets.
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HighwayOverpass
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at 7:30pm on a weekday, Jimbo is sitting in his disgusting bedroom downloading Asian fetish porn and trying to convince himself he doesn't have a microdick. poetic.
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lol right? He went how long without a laptop and this is what he uses it for. I guess now he doesn't have to settle for his porn videos to be on that little iPhone screen.
When he gets locked out by some scammer who wants him to pay to get access to his computer again, they should really be careful that they don't accidentally download the child porn that's definitely taking up all of that computer's memory space.
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Hey @Phil Ken Sebben, why is 124 IQ so obsessed with his IQ and penis size anyway?
We may joke about how the internet is for porn, but Jumbo must take that quite literally. When he's not spewing stupid bullshit about pedophilia or a horribly skewed vision of humanity -- or eating garbage -- he's probably jacking it to online porn. All day. Every day.
(I can't remember if I asked that already)
Remember that screencap of his iPhone in which he had a button labelled "Porn" right on the main screen?
We may joke about how the internet is for porn, but Jumbo must take that quite literally. When he's not spewing stupid bullshit about pedophilia or a horribly skewed vision of humanity -- or eating garbage -- he's probably jacking it to online porn. All day. Every day.
And who knows how much of that is "cheese pizza."
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I like how he insists his dick has over 5 inches of girth. Because that is absolutely, for certain, a size human penises get. Shit, I don't even think some gag gift dildos get that thick.
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It's amazing how the NSA is watching Americans far more than the former KGB spied on Soviet citizens, yet 124 IQ still waddles free.
Of course the Molester of Muncie would want to take advantage of people with minds like prepubescent children. That "self rehabilitation" is going splendidly.
But "Sook Forgiveness" is a linguistic genius!
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For the most exceptional of reasons. He thinks it earns him respect.
Back when I was fucking with him we had these e-mails going back and forth. I don't remember how they came up but he felt that having a high intelligence made him a better person and earned him the right to procreate. The idea is that if he was stupid he shouldn't pass on stupid genes but if he's smart then this will earn him respect and women will want to have sex with him.
The size of his dick is along the same lines. Again, don't remember how it came up, but I said something like, "take a guy who has a flashy car and a 12 inch dick. Nobody is going to respect him just for those things." To which he replied, "actually most people would respect him for having a big dick because we respect people like that". He then went on about Ron Jeremy, the former porn star, and the only reason he was able to get so much was because of his size of his dick. He said something like. "I've seen him fuck. He's not very good". Like he could tell from just watching a video.
And it's because he's convinced himself, from watching porn, that all women want a guy who's really big. Yeah. That's porn. Those guys went into porn because they're large. It doesn't mean that this is the male ideal. And his recent sperging on the size queens forum on Reddit still shows that he's sensitive about being so small.
It's the only laptop he could afford. And even then he really overpaid for it. $100 for a laptop that's more than 10 years old running Windoze XP. And the only reason he wanted it was he wanted to find porn online, download it, and then burn it to DVDs.
The man is obsessed with porn. That screenshot shows five porn tabs open. Meaning he was in the middle of masturbating and immediately felt the need to measure himself and compare it to everybody else.
It's around also known as circumference. Not side to side. He likes to say he's as thick as a toilet paper roll but that's not possible. He's much smaller than that.
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That's... really exceptional.
But not as exceptional as thinking IQ and penis size alone command respect.
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Ah, right then. Well, I'm still quite certain toilet paper rolls are a rather unattainable ideal for even men who aren't morbidly obese pedopholes.
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Maybe I misspoke. Not the entire roll itself. I just mean the cardboard tube in the center.
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He's probably bunching up the fat around his junk and measuring it. That, or he doesn't know how to use a measuring tape. Both are equally likely (and not mutually exclusive, actually) in my opinion.
Normal men do not talk about their dick size publicly. There's a reason why all the dick pics he obsessively downvotes on reddit are taken shoulders-down. His concern about his micropenis would be a lot more valid if he had any qualities whatsoever that would enable him to consensually expose his penis to somebody.
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See, my answer's a bit simpler. He doesn't have any real accomplishments in his life so the only things, in his mind, that justify his continued existence are the fact that he's "smart" and that he has a "big" dick. If he had to admit that he's stupid as fuck and that his dick is tiny, then he'd have absolutely nothing going for him. He has no talents, no hobbies aside from masturbating and posting on the internet, no real passions or dreams and he has no redeeming qualities. The lives of everyone he interacts with are made worse just by him being there. I'd call him a leech but leeches can actually be used for medicine. It'd be an insult to leeches.
So his IQ and his dick size are the only things that convince him he has any worth. That's why he fixates on them. That's why all of his online postings and interactions focus on these things. He knows full well he doesn't have a big dick, because he's quick to fall back on "well, I can please a woman anyway, I'm so good at pleasing women." The only thing he doesn't know is a lie is his intelligence, and that's only because he is so goddamn stupid, he cannot comprehend how stupid he is. If he was bright as a kid (at least compared to his family, which is setting the bar pretty low), it means nothing now because any brightness there may have been was snuffed out long ago by laziness and low expectations. He doesn't read books. He has no intellectual pursuits. He has nothing. He contributes nothing, and takes everything. Nobody likes him. He's tolerated at best.
Even if he did have a monster cock, it wouldn't mean shit because he's still a fat, ugly, stupid, pedophile creep who can only score with crackheads and hookers. But he can't admit that to himself either.
So it's very important that Jimmy-Jimmy believes he's smart and has a big dick.
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Yeah but the problem is, it's a lot simpler than that or at least that's how he felt when he told me this stuff. For example this is why it's important for him to be smart:
Some Fat Pedophile said:
As for the guy packing a salami in his pants:
Sure we've established he's an unreliable narrator but this is from him directly so take that however you want.Some guy with a micro-dick said:
It's "Bone Pressed Length" or "BPL". It's what guys who obsess over the size of their dicks do. You take a ruler, smash it down until it's resting on bone and then measure how big you are. It's because they're all fat and disgusting and part of their boner is hidden inside all that fat. So by measuring it as far in as you can push the ruler it makes it seem bigger.
Doesn't matter though unless you have some way of moving all that fat out of the way and keeping it out of the way when you fuck. She's not going to be getting all of it but it makes these losers feel better about themselves.
Exactly. Jimbo's not normal. That ought to be obvious to anybody. He places an emphasis on the size of his dick because to him that's the true measure of a man. A big dick, in his mind, means he could be able to get girls without even trying and he'd be a lot more popular with the ladies.
Remember, sex is everything to him. Without sex, there's no point to even live.
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I wonder why he thinks women are so obsessed with penis size. Has he ever considered that maybe women don't really care about penis size, that there are women who don't see sex as the "end all be all" of humanity, and maybe have sex with men with small penises because they love them?
By his logic, there wouldn't be any diversity in penises because women choose to have sex and procreate with men with large penises. Every penis would be about the same size because only the men with large penises would have offspring, and those offspring would also have large penises.
I mean, what is his thinking? Does he go around Muncie thinking that every man he sees HAS to have a larger penis than him, and thus he has to prove that he has a large penis? If that were the case, he really would have drawn the short straw on penises.
He really has a fucked up view of the world. If he had the Klingon dick he wishes he had, he still wouldn't get any sex. But I guess it's easier to blame the misfortunes of penis size rather than accept that maybe his lack of ambition, autism, pedophilia, and being a moldy potato are the reasons why no one will have sex with him.
By his logic, there wouldn't be any diversity in penises because women choose to have sex and procreate with men with large penises. Every penis would be about the same size because only the men with large penises would have offspring, and those offspring would also have large penises.
I mean, what is his thinking? Does he go around Muncie thinking that every man he sees HAS to have a larger penis than him, and thus he has to prove that he has a large penis? If that were the case, he really would have drawn the short straw on penises.
He really has a fucked up view of the world. If he had the Klingon dick he wishes he had, he still wouldn't get any sex. But I guess it's easier to blame the misfortunes of penis size rather than accept that maybe his lack of ambition, autism, pedophilia, and being a moldy potato are the reasons why no one will have sex with him.
DonaldChump
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There is a whole subreddit for that sort of thing. Dudes with small dicks obsessing over "bone pressed" length and shit, as if it matters. They arent always super fat but it's like, it doesnt matter; you cant use it, you cant use it. The only reason it was ever used is because if youre going to study the length of a dick, people have different sized balls and shit, every dick is a little different, so you need a standard starting point so you might as well start from the top rather than the "base of the balls" or the side. It was never meant to "cut through the fat pad" or whatever.
You should send him there. reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems
Or do you think he wouldnt go because it would mean admitting he has a small dick?
You should send him there. reddit.com/r/smalldickproblems
Or do you think he wouldnt go because it would mean admitting he has a small dick?
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He goes on there and yells at people for their dicks being too big to be in the subreddit because they're bigger than his.
And then he goes into r/bigdickproblems and compliments other guys dicks because he's totally not gay