I just found a video of my high school sweetheart on a porn tube site.

[ForgedBlades]

I am absolutely beyond fucking floored right now and need to tell somebody.

There it was, a video of her masturbating in the related video section of the clip I was watching. Eight years. We took each other's virginities, spent almost every waking moment together, and there she was. Rubbing her clit in a bathroom while strangers in the comment section are talking about how she needs a good fucking.

I haven't seen her in years, and let me tell you, this is one hell of a way to see what she's been up to. And this isn't some "hmm... this kind of looks like my ex" bullshit. This is 100% complete certainty.

How do I process this information? I need some guidance.

And no, I'm not linking the fucking video.

 

[Army Burger]

obviously this is a sign that the two of you need to reconnect

 

[Nekromantik]

Did you have a good fap?

 

[jewelry investor]

To answer: Seek Church.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Most men out of high-school probably dream of seeing someone they know in a porn. I bet 100% of the time, it turns out the way it did for you.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Ever see Miss March?

(Don't actually see Miss March.)

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Lol cuck

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

You're on Kiwi Farms -- you should know how to process this information. Remember, it could be much, much worse than just a soft-core video.

Let me give two examples:

1) You could have been best friends with a kid named Zachary Antolak in high school, and decide one day to check the Internet for what he's been doing now. Yeah, you'd be absolutely beyond fucking floored. You'd also have a recurring nightmare about that time he invited you for a sleepover.

2) Your high school sweetheart could have starred in a hardcore flick with none other than STRAIGHT PORN GOD, DONNY LONG. Not only would you bear witness to the incredible five-star production quality that is the hallmark of all his videos, you would also be subject to illeism -- which is when someone refers to themselves in the third person:

"Oh, Donny Long! You are the greatest, straightest porn god ever! Give it to me, baby! Much better than @ForgedBlades ever was!"

[Donny Long faces towards the camera while pounding away.]

"DO YOU SEE THIS? DONNY LONG IS A STRAIGHT PORN GOD! AND NOW FORGEDBLADES HAS TO WEAR A PINK TOOTOO! DANCE FAGGOT DANCE!"

There. Do you feel better now?

 

[m0rnutz]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

And no, I'm not linking the fucking video.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Well, are you gonna link us or not?

 

[MetalParakeet]

My husband's best friends wife was a porn star. The best friend drunkenly told us that she was a playboy bunny back in the day but we didn' think much of if until the other night. She performed under her real name so when we googled her, we found like 20 pornos starring her. It was surreal as hell.

 

[Nigger]

you should link the video op.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I was expecting a news article, not a confession from a member on the Farms.

 

[Star Wormwood]

Ask her if she needs a co-star, this could be your big break into the porn industry.

 

[SwanDive]

Well, just be glad she wasn't a family member.

...she wasn't a family member, right OP?

 

[Deadpool]

Link or you're full of shit op.

 

[Bassomatic]

Link or get doxxed.

For science and shit.

 

[DonaldChump]

Its not that big of a deal dude. Shes probably been fucked plenty since then too. I mean come on. How often do you beat off? Like most people probably at least beat off every couple of days, or get laid every couple of days, if not more. Chill, come on, dude.


Oh youre serious. Lol.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel for you dude. But your only solution is suicide. You just need to grab that shotgun, put it up in your mouth, and figure out how to kick that trigger.