Surgery [1 Apr 18] GRS Surgery and Recovery Planner Calendar

[JSGOTI]

Hey @Ravenor, @Smutley, and all the others who shot down Phils surgery letter, it looks like he's decided to double down yet again to try and prove just how hard he's working to get his surgery done.

April 2018

Lets start with the current month of April, and the first glaring falsehoods that are scattered throughout it.

• Electrolysis (2.5 hours a session, which is beyond what the electrolysis clinic actually offers for sessions. Not to mention that it wouldn't be that frequent for just his balls and area for the axe wound that he thinks he's going to get)
• Going to the Gym (3 times a week? I fucking doubt that, as he's -never- posted anything other than that one day of exercise that he cut short, likely due to being asked to leave)
• Yoga/Weightlifting (once or twice a week. Yeah, okay, sure...)
• Xochi visits canada (Headmates don't work like that!)

From there, I appreciate the fact that he needs to somehow schedule his art sessions of furiously scribbling those autistic maps and more tattoo designs for the future that some poor artist is going to be forced to permanently affix to his flesh, EXACTLY as he drew it.

Looks like he's only getting a single tattoo this month, but there are some rather curious/insightful tidbits to glean from this calendar.

• Doctors Appointment (w/ Sumeeth Bhat)
• Cascadia (Caseworker?) (Tamara)

May 2018

The first and foremost interesting tidbit is that he somehow needs an ENTIRE weekend to have a Star Wars Marathon(with Slingblade), clearly proving just how much of a casual he is, or more likely, showing how little time that Slingblade actually has to watch movies, when they're not blackout drunk and screeching on Twitter.

Things of note for this month are some of the following items:

• Electrolysis(Still 2.5-3 hours a session)
• Gym most days of the week(Because he's gotta get swol before surgery)
• Yoga on a daily basis(:story)
  
• Meeting with Dr Duci
• Bowel Prep (Do I even want to fucking know?)
• D-Day (Stink-ditch Day?)
• GAME OVER KIWI FARMS, GAME FUCKING OVER

June 2018

• CIS PPL PAY MY RENT, PLZ
• OSHU Post-Op (w/ Kat Campos)
• OSHU Post-Op Physical Therapy (Gotta Dial
• FUCK FATHER'S DAY
• Dr. Duci Follow-up
• H.R. AUSTRALATINA INDEPENDENCE DAY

July 2018

• CS PPL PAY MY JULY RENT & UTILITIES
• BURN THE US FLAG DAY
• Dr. Duci Followup
• 2 different days to have body jewelry reinstalled (Why he can't put earrings back in himself, I have no fucking idea)

August 2018

This one gets a little bit interesting for one thing in particular that really just sticks out like a sore thumb and should be pretty alarming to ANYBODY involved in giving this potato money. In the first week of August, he needs to provide a $900 deposit to Ritual Arts. So I fully expect that his begging is going to escalate wildly before this point, because that is not some insignificant amount of money to have to dump down if you're on the system.

Other than that, it looks like he's got 3 separate tattoo appointments for more trashy art, as well as celebrating his 33rd birthday.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Phil's life, like this announcement, is one big April Fools' joke.

 

[calibrations]

Phil's delusions aside, this pretty much confirms my suspicions that bullet journalling is a hobby of the mentally ill.

 

[Smutley]

omg not only did he just fabricate those in the past two days in an autistic tantrum, he made sure to have the English definitions on his Spanish calendar so he knew what it actually said.

I still can't believe how good his handwriting is. It's incredibly neat.

 

[JSGOTI]

omg not only did he just fabricate those in the past two days in an autistic tantrum, he made sure to have the English definitions on his Spanish calendar so he knew what it actually said.

I still can't believe how good his handwriting is. It's incredibly neat.

I'm almost wondering if it's not some sort of ploy, as well.
Because think of it this way... he already believes that we're paying his neighbor to harass him(Next paypal payment is due on Tuesday), and that K-farmers are out to hurt and kill him any chance they can.
Now he's given us FIVE MONTHS of his life and every single movement and plan that has been made.
From simple hikes, to shopping trips(including the store he's shopping it), all of which includes the time of day.

 

[Positron]

What a schedule. How can he manage to find the time to sue the landlord?

I've never heard of a bowel prep that takes 4 days -- not even for colonoscopy.

 

[Ruin]

Oh my God he actually calls it "the revenge of the slit" I can't even.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This might have been convincing if Phil had omitted the lie about Gym and cleaning.

 

[Positron]

Oh my God he actually calls it "the revenge of the slit" I can't even.

Every heading is SW-themed. I thought that Advanced-lookalike character only appears in The Last Jedi?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I've never heard of a bowel prep that takes 4 days -- not even for colonoscopy.

maybe he has to remove the turd stalactites in stages.

 

[Twrx]

What a schedule. How can he manage to find the time to sue the landlord?

I've never heard of a bowel prep that takes 4 days -- not even for colonoscopy.

When I had my first ulcer, they also did a colonoscopy. All the prep I did was they gave me like a gallon of this stuff to drink the night before. It made me shit until I was shitting clear. It completely cleared me out . I started it at like seven that night and went under and had the scopes 12 hours later.

 

[repentance]

He's bothered to write down trivial shit before surgery but hasn't written down dilating multiple times a day afterwards?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I like how he includes a "Game Over" aimed at us.

Even if he was really getting SRS, this is a person who lives in filth and keeps his hands dirtier than someone who picks potatoes!
Add that in with the insanely high complication risks of SRS...

It's game over for only one person.

 

[registereduser]

I see nothing about night-before shower prep, complete with sleeping in fresh clean clothes on fresh clean bedding (on page 11 of the real pre-surgery patient packet, posted in the previous thread). I guess he doesn't mind us speculating hypothetical infections from his hypothetical surgery. Or he doesn't want to acknowledge the very important hygiene component to surgery prep because that is the one lie that he can't even convince himself of.

 

[Postal Dude]

He remembered to put "FUCK FATHER'S DAY," but callously repurposed DADDY RAPE DAY to "BURN THE US FLAG" day? To think he'd forget something so important? Shame on him.

 

[repentance]

I see nothing about night-before shower prep, complete with sleeping in fresh clean clothes on fresh clean bedding (on page 11 of the real pre-surgery patient packet, posted in the previous thread). I guess he doesn't mind us speculating hypothetical infections from his hypothetical surgery. Or he doesn't want to acknowledge the very important hygiene component to surgery prep because that is the one lie that he can't even convince himself of.

He'd also be totally at the mercy of Slingblade for a while following surgery. His clothes, his bed clothes and the apartment in general would be as clean or dirty as Slingblade chose because Phil wouldn't be capable of cleaning anything.

I will say that patient information booklets are often unreliable and that it's not unusual for things in them to no longer apply or for there to be additional requirements not detailed in them, which is why it's really important to take notice of what you're told at all of the appointments prior to surgery.

Also, Phil has the doctor's name wrong on the calendar. The doctor is Dugi, not Duci. It's an odd error to make in respect of something so major.

 

[Haunter]

This might be nitpicking: Phil's supposed exercise regimen. This gung-ho schedule is a classic mistake people do when starting something new like working out. "Alright! The first of next month, I'm finally getting in shape! Yoga, weights, I'm going hard all fuck'n day!" You'll exhaust yourself, possibly injure something, and finally resent it and quit. To apply this to Phil's overall lifestyle, it's probably indicative of his lack of previous commitments/responsibilities.

 

[AnOminous]

I think when he's recovering is when we set up the Kengle Line outside his home, when he can't kill us all with his murder weapons.

 

[Ravenor]

Oh I fucking love this, it's one of his best fabrications to date to try and make himself feel validated also apparently his operations in the Afternoon as he's getting dropped off at 11am supposedly.

Kengle Line

That is one of the best jokes that he's ever come up with that I am still waiting for Art for.

 

[JSGOTI]

Oh I fucking love this, it's one of his best fabrications to date to try and make himself feel validated also apparently his operations in the Afternoon as he's getting dropped off at 11am supposedly.

11pm, the night BEFORE the surgery, he gets dropped off.
Surgery is the next morning at 5:30am, supposedly.