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Is Jake trying to say that he uses a busted loveseat as a bed?
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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He is, I only see one other mention of Jake having a "love seat," on March 1st 2018, and all the mentions of bed never imply it is something other than a normal bed, such as the February 2018 tweet about "crying with my fingers clutching the edge of the bed." If Jake was actually sleeping on a "busted loveseat" he would have surely brought it up in all his previous suicide bait and pity party zoeposts.
Jake was trying to get Aaron Simpson to come "out here for a vacation" aka get fucked by Jake, and Jake claims he would be able to "swing you free room and board for a bit."
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I have little doubt that one reason Jake's mum is reluctant to ask for help is because she knows she'd have to justify Jake not having a job and her not kicking him out.
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He really thinks that stressing how pathetic his life is will make someone run to save him, doesn't he?
Most normal people can see an emotional drain (or whirlpool) like that a mile away and steer clear.
Most normal people can see an emotional drain (or whirlpool) like that a mile away and steer clear.
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"Prop me up, wrap a blanket around me"
This guy thinks being a woman means being some 1800's version of hysterical woman. He reminds me of the faggot in that Sherlock Holmes story who went hysterical and died because someone stole some valuable papers. He makes himself sound like a repulsive blob. Which he is, but he's actually manufacturing himself as such.
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For an investigative journalist, he’s pretty reluctant to actually do anything that might amount to investigation. He starts with a hypothesis and... that’s all.
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You know, since he’s been kicked out of his panel clique, I wonder if he’s become a total recluse and is one of those people who have fused to their chair from fecal matter?
Wallace
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"Prop me up, wrap a blanket around me"
This guy thinks being a woman means being some 1800's version of hysterical woman. He reminds me of the faggot in that Sherlock Holmes story who went hysterical and died because someone stole some valuable papers. He makes himself sound like a repulsive blob. Which he is, but he's actually manufacturing himself as such.
This guy is the emotional equivalent of a leech. A two-year-old trapped in a man's body.
But at least he has the mental energy to tweet!
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The timestamps on that make it even more pitiful. He has been claiming his situation is just about to be horrible and he needs urgent help for years. The boy who cried wolf might be an instructive fable for him.
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Putting the PC through the Jake filter, I'm sure he has a standard Ikea desk or similar, nothing flashy for a PC, something from Dell or HP but decent enough. He played overwatch so no onboard graphics at least. With all the other bullshit I'm starting to question the story of the game making up his insulation. It's probably stored in the basement but he has a normal bedroom or something. My point is, he lies... A lot.
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I like to imagine Jake lives in a room surrounded by his failure, but I bet his mom makes him clean up and keep a tidy room.
Luigi is trans, deal with it
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To be fair, he makes a more convincing woman than Jake.
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Apparently socially awkward + liked something girly/tomboyish once = trans nowadays. No wonder there are so many on the Internet.
Troons aren't awkward and nervous, they are aggressive and obnoxious.
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According to Zillow, it's a one bedroom house so it's very possible that his room isn't "finished". Of course that can mean pretty much anything. He clearly wants people to assume it's an unfinished basement/attic with no interior walls or similar, when it's probably something much more minor.
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Yeah, if he were telling the truth about not having a desk and just having to use his lap as a keyboard stand/mousepad, why not have some $30 desk on his Amazon wishlist alongside the prom dresses? Then again, that'd be a Jake Alley special, wouldn't it...asking for frivolous bullshit for his fetish identity when he could be trying to improve the things that make his life difficult day to day.
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"Prop me up, wrap a blanket around me"
This guy thinks being a woman means being some 1800's version of hysterical woman. He reminds me of the faggot in that Sherlock Holmes story who went hysterical and died because someone stole some valuable papers. He makes himself sound like a repulsive blob. Which he is, but he's actually manufacturing himself as such.
And these kinds of people, that can't take care of themselves even when admitting their circumstances are dire, will tell you they're intellectuals that you must listen to for the betterment of society.
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and people wonder why TERFs exist? This guy just wants womanhood in the sense of someone taking care of him like a child.