You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

I know this is autistic, but coworkers who say "good morning". The more enthusiastic, the worse. I just fail to see the point.

Yes, I see you everyday, the last time being twelve hours ago. Thanks for that stupid shit. I missed you so much, and I needed you to make your presence known or I would literally die.
 
People who strip the heads of screws.

People who think the universe somehow owes them something or everything because of the mear fact that they exist.

People who smoke stale Cigars.

People who say "Oh I'm a photographer" and shoot on auto, with a kit lens and have flash on all the time.

People that don't wear a Belt or Braces and really should, I am only marginally pissed off more by people who ware BOTH at the same time.

Fucking obnoxious little oiks who have a gap year and come back acting all enlightened and spiritual because they camped out on a beach in Thailand for 4 weeks, no Tarquin it wasn't a spiritual awakening it was you getting shitfaced and walking around without sandals culminating on the night you saw the face of God when what really happened was you getting roofied by a ladyboy and not being able to sit down for a month after because you got reamed out good.

Bad manners, I am not talking about forgetting to say thank you but I am talking about people who where brought up as if they are some form of wild animal whos incapable of even thinking of saying, please and thank you and looks at you if you've got two heads if you have got manners, or act like a tosser all the time because you have the intellectual capacity of intellectually feeble pubic louse.

I could go on.
 
People who swerve in and steal the parking space I was going to take, despite having my blinker on.

People who leave dirty dishes in the sink. This is the case with one of my roommates.

People who blare their music on speaker mode. That's why God invented earbuds, dumbass.

Having some bullshit liberal course (as an "optional elective", mind you) listed in the classes offered with your major that has fuck all to do with it.
 
I hate when professors or teachers decide to discuss politics when it's got absolutely nothing to do with the subject. I remember after the election, my World Religion professor goes on a speech about "fascism."

Motherfucker, I'm paying something like $8000 to come to your classes and you're wasting them by not teaching the thing you're supposed to teach. If politics has nothing to do with the class, keep your fucking mouth shut.
 
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