DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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You're most likely right, he already made it a point on stream yesterday to mention that he "doesn't THINK he's allergic.. his parents have 3, used to have 4, he never had a prahblum when he'd visit them"...

Bc you know, he spends so much time w his parents. Particularly over the past several years.
That's kind of funny considering his snorting is a product of his Post nasal drip which is probably an allergy thing. He's sitting on an old couch that hasn't been vacuumed, on (presumably) carpet that doesn't get vacuumed, in a stuffy room with tons of electronics with fans in them that collect dust and never get cleaned. Hell, when he found that PS4 controller you could see the dust caked on it. Also, did he ever get that mold fixed in his kitchen? Mold will fuck you up, especially your allergies.
 
Cats have an aloof reputation but they can also be really sociable when they want to be. Cats still love attention, it's just that they want it on their terms, when they choose. But of course Phil, who barely perceives the world around him, thinks cats are just dogs that look after themselves, because Phil's knowledge on any given subject only goes as deep as the first line of a Wikipedia page.
 
>Shits on a game in a tweet
>"Make sure to watch all 32 different 10 min videos I upload to my dead youtube channel."
>Smiles smugly at Da Business Degree hanging on the wall

Yeah, I've never understood this lol. And he does it ALL the time! He'll tweet, shitting all over a game, and then in the SAME tweet will tell people to 'check out the new batch of vids just uploaded to DSP Gaming!', or 'stop by in a few hours as I continue a second / last / whatever number stream today!'

Damn, that sure sold me!!

*facepalm*

EDIT: This was mentioned a number of pages back, but with quite a few posts since discussing his sub goal it bears repeating imo... Him going to a sub goal legitimately has killed his Patreon moreso than any other factor. Since the only incentive anymore, discounting his shitty individual 'perks' / in terms of an overall reward, is to be able to vote in a Patron's Choice. As was mentioned in that post, he has effectively not hit a monthly Patreon goal for about a half a year now! Who tf is going to keep donating to get a text or verbal thank you??

This has really been one of the worst decisions he's made that effects his income dramatically on a monthly basis, because he took away any incentive to contribute. That is hundreds of dollars. Money that was not as volatile as Twitch tips, subs, and bits. It was pretty steady, so why he fucked with that instead of the countless other changes he could have made to try and increase revenue seems really fucking stupid given that you can clearly see the effect it's had.

And why he's sticking to the his guns on the decision and still promoting unattainable sub goals instead of going back and seeing if he can un-RIP his Patreon, I don't understand either. Well, other than the fact it's fucking 'Business Degree' Phil making these decisions.
 
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"This game is garbage. It's so boring and pointless. I'm not having any fun at all."

Continues to play same game for another 4 hours; don't forget to go and watch all 250 parts on Youtube

DSPahsative at it again with the upbeat positiveness and pep that I've come to expect from his streams.

Nairy a hair of negativity and plenty of interactive moments.

God I wish he streamed more often.
 
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The way Phil is shit talking the game I would take this as proof positive that he bought the game. The publisher didn't give him shit to review.

Or he got it for free. And so it's all profit for him. So he'll milk every second out of it.

Or there is a clause which means he has to finish it. Maybe. In order to review it.
 
Or he got it for free. And so it's all profit for him. So he'll tard cum every second out of it.

Or there is a clause which means he has to finish it. Maybe. In order to review it.

Second one probably doesn't apply. Phil wouldn't be able to follow through with it given his failure to follow through with promises
 
Or he got it for free. And so it's all profit for him. So he'll tard cum every second out of it.

Or there is a clause which means he has to finish it. Maybe. In order to review it.
part of me wishes someone would give phil a game to stream but witha ton of rules to follow
hell part of me wishes someone would just give him a shitty copy but give other people a good copy (but that might be a bit a-loggy.. going out of your way to make phil look bad and all)
 
No publisher is going to give Phil another game if he is going to be that harsh on them. Look at Jim Sterling and try to put together a short list of how many review copies of games he gets anymore.

My point is, if someone really did give Phil a free game, he would be dick riding that game so hard in order to get another one. You'd see Fakesydephil again for sure.
 
No idea how accurate this site is but....

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