TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al - The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

[MG 620]

Four reviewers going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were Three.

Three reviewers walking in the Zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were Two.

Two reviewers sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was One.

One reviewer left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself

And then there were None.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

/tv/ is making some pretty great OC because of this.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

This is gonna end with Guru Larry and Brad Jones fighting over who gets to be Leonard DiCaprio and who gets to be Kate Winslet.

 

[Hiragana]

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Larry's a legend.

Per Gaming Wildlife's Twitter, they are leaving.

There can be only one.

So will Highlander Larry go for the post-game challenge of outlasting Doug, steal his TGWTG brand and rename it That Guru With The Games?

 

[Inigo]

Speaking of the Disaster Artist, I can’t be the only person to think that the Room is legitimately more impressive than any of the Channel Awesome films.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

In a way, Doug did get to make that 10th anniversary horror movie, with each contributor being knocked off one by one:

 

[Odie Esty]

at this point I'm thoroughly convinced Guru larry is only staying to say he's the last persona at channel awesome

 

[Pina Colada]

Archive.

 

[RJ MacReady]

at this point I'm thoroughly convinced Guru larry is only staying to say he's the last persona at channel awesome

That's exactly what he's doing, confirmed by our very own @Manly-Chicken.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So, Greg Sestero loyalty?

I'd reckon that's the case. But really who knows?

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Imagine if Michaud has the balls to fire Larry.

 

[Gordon Cole]

From the /tv/ thread

Channel Awesome has never employed the best people. From public breakdowns and veiled threats, to simple talentlessness, the site's roster has always been a veritable "who's-who" of who not to hire. But even in a garbage dump, there's always one piece of trash so stomach-turningly vile that even the rats wouldn't dare go near, and so on today's episode, we'll be taking a look at someone who's personally ruined more childhoods than even Peter Molyneux!
But, 'ello you! I'm Guru Larry, and this is Fact Hunt: Five Girls Who Were Molested by Justin Carmichael!

Seriously, Larry might've been the best CA member they've ever had.

 

[Inigo]

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Larry’s a cuck who will make things up for views.

 

[Odie Esty]

That's exactly what he's doing, confirmed by our very own @Manly-Chicken.

what a fucking legend

 

[RJ MacReady]

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Larry’s a cuck who will make things up for views.

Oh, I don't have any personal love for Larry. I just think it's hilarious that Channel Awesome has fallen so far its own contributors have made it into an autistic version of Survivor for entertainment.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

I guess Michaud is recovering from a mountain dew hangover, its taken him more than instantaneously to nuke Gaming Wildlife off the site.

 

[Lurk Jurk]

The fuck I go away for a few days and come back to find out Jew Wario was a kiddie diddler.

Well goddamnit my heartfelt post about his death seems kind of stupid now.

 

[MG 620]

For the first time ever it's actually entertaining. They should shoot a sitcom in the fancy $90,000 studio.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Spoiler: Michaud the Fraud rn

After realizing the kamikaze he just unleashed upon the Internet...

Still holding out for that happy ending where the Chicago crew comes to the rescue and gets everyone to make up and live happily ever after (well, except for JewWario, but maybe that's more of a gain than a loss), BTW. An autist can dream, can't they?

 

[saddestclown]

Imagine if Michaud has the balls to fire Larry.

Audacity and idiocy are dangerously close things.