Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Subconcious Offense]

Even he rolls his eyes at how stupid his buyers are.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Nice goatee, Christine.

 

[Gunslinger]

Well Barb mentioned the mortgage in that video the other day. The last time he sorta lost his shit like this wasn't it because of the morgage?

ETA: Jeez he's even sweatier than usual on this video.

 

[Coconut Gun]

The worst part is that even bigger idiots than him will buy whatever garbage he puts up at whatever price he sets.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Well Barb mentioned the mortgage in that video the other day. The last time he sorta lost his shit like this wasn't it because of the morgage?

It's a lie, Chris tugboat and Patreon plus Barb's money give them enough to make out like idiot bandits. The house is not getting foreclosed on. This is just Chris' greed, court, and Barb's yelling.

 

[Haunter]

The way he moves his eyes at the end shows he's a terrible liar.

Nah. It's just that he can only express emotion in the way he's seen others express emotion. He can still feel, but can't naturally communicate it.

So it is an act, in a way.

At least, as far as I understand it

 

[Gunslinger]

It's a lie, Chris tugboat and Patreon plus Barb's money give them enough to make out like idiot bandits. The house is not getting foreclosed on. This is just Chris' greed, court, and Barb's yelling.

Oh I know it's not nearly as dire as he makes it out to be. I'm just noting the time Barb was on his ass about the mortgage and Chris posted a barrage of begging videos. It was around that time he made that Facebook post asking if anyone wanted to pay his mortgage.

 

[Chopinpiano]

The fact that Chris and Barb are thousands of dollars in debt and have not ever been incarcerated shows how great our justice system is. The fact these two can get away doing absolutely nothing and basically rot away amazes me.

I really wish it were a law, that to receive tug boat you have to do something. Even if it were just community service.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The fact that Chris and Barb are thousands of dollars in debt and have not ever been incarcerated shows how great our justice system is. The fact these two can get away doing absolutely nothing and basically rot away amazes me.

I really wish it were a law, that to receive tug boat you have to do something. Even if it were just community service.

It seems like the US government needs to do away with handing down retirement benifits and survivor's benefits to people who have not earned them.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Reminds me of that scene in 2001 where David Bowman is hurled through that kaleidoscope thing.

'My Godbear, it's full of '

 

[Silvally]

its actually sort of surprising to see Chris finally sell his toys. however what isn't a shock are the massively inflated price.

 

[repentance]

It seems like the US government needs to do away with handing down retirement benifits and survivor's benefits to people who have not earned them.

Barb did work, though.

 

[johnny5150]

It seems like the US government needs to do away with handing down retirement benifits and survivor's benefits to people who have not earned them.

Barb is entitled to Bob's benefits but Chris should never survivor benefit

 

[Muscle Bra]

The fact that Chris and Barb are thousands of dollars in debt and have not ever been incarcerated shows how great our justice system is.

Ummm, the last I checked, debtors' prisons haven't been a thing since Dickensian times.

It seems like the US government needs to do away with handing down retirement benifits and survivor's benefits to people who have not earned them.

Survivors' benefits go to the spouse/child of the person who earned them. If they went to the person who earned them, there would be a bit of a problem, seeing as they don't kick in until the person who earned them is dead.

 

[jace821]

That $25 autographed bottle of teal hair conditioner is the most absurd thing he's ever tried to sell.

I am totally changing my hair colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Ummm, the last I checked, debtors' prisons haven't been a thing since Dickensian times.


Survivors' benefits go to the spouse/child of the person who earned them. If they went to the person who earned them, there would be a bit of a problem, seeing as they don't kick in until the person who earned them is dead.

How many adult children are on survivor's benefits with the US's congress constantly complaining about the future of Social Security.

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It's not even half the month in, yet, they're begging for shit. They're both greedy liars. Thanks Kiwifarms!!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He needs da money for hair color though!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282923967343?ul_noapp=true

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lol, the description:

"I am totally changing my hair colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results."

 

[Trilby]

lol, the description:

"I am totally changing my hair colour to a dark blue, so I’m selling my leftover, unopened and unused Teal Colour Conditioner. Colour your hair as I did for a while. Be Tealfully Proud like I was. Gloves are not required for applying the conditioner in the shower; be sure you apply it after your regular shampoo and conditioner, and make caring for your hair come First before washing the rest of your body. I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water. Rinse off your Colour conditioner Only after finishing washing your body and face, or five minutes after applying it into your hair. And try to keep your Colour-conditioned hair from getting hit by the water before the time is proper to rinse it out, for Best colourful results."

Nobody buys used hair products, Chris!

 

[Monolith]

Nobody buys used hair products, Chris!

Have you missed the last few months? I wouldn't be surprised if they were already gone.