Sonichu Facebook Update 8/25/14- Sonichu Allergic to Pickles...

[drtoboggan]

Poor Chris. He didn't get the memo that it's not gay to be attracted to Captain Jack Harkness. Then again, Chris is the one thing Jack won't do.
Back on topic: can't say I'm surprised by this. A stupid, illogical weakness is par for the course.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So the plumber person is just going for trolling now. Well that's disappointing.

 

[hellbound]

Please tell me this was entirely made in the half hour since this thread was posted.

 

[Enceladeans]

Chris and reality don't work well together. I'm amazed Chris found the time to bring this up today. What does "prime" mean? I haven't been following Sonichu updates as of late, but I don't remember Chris mentioning "prime" when discussing his characters.

In Hotdiggedydemon's Pony.MOV videos the messed-up parody ponies exist in a parallel universe, with a side story about the .MOV Applejack visiting Equestria Prime.

When Chris found out about this, he was overjoyed, since he found the perfect way to disregard Asperchu and other troll parodies while still sticking to his belief that all fiction is real.

The TRUE and HONEST Sonichu, Rosechu, et al live in CWCville Prime, everything else is a non-canon parallel universe.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Sonichu is allergic to Pickles? Well, save for Rosechu's.

I see Chris has only made female characters gay and when they have a penis, they're male lesbians.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Please tell me this was entirely made in the half hour since this thread was posted.

As awesome as that would be, it's from 2012.

 

[Super Collie]

The world already had enough Sonichu inflation art, and by "enough" I mean none at all.

 

[Seahorses]

Is Sonichu Prime like Superman Prime? Is there a Sonichu Multiverse... you know like Asperchu Sonichu?

 

[Tootsie Bear]

As awesome as that would be, it's from 2012.

It's great to know a sonichu fan is psychic!

 

[Jozef]

Slaweel Ryam monitors Chris' Facebook page from PVCC in the cartoon world. Now that she knows Sonichu's kryptonite, CWCville is her oyster!

I bet Sonichu isn't too happy that two of his three children are gay (and Robbie probably hasn't come out yet). He probably trashed the house in a blind rage! Well, pack your bags, Sonichu children, you're going to a gay to straight conversion camp!

 

[Soul Eating Dog]

So, Chris decided to give us this information after so long because... ?

Also, Chris will be in for a trip if he decides to watch anything DW-related that will obviously feature lots of homosexual interractions between male characters, especially Torchwood.

 

[Enceladeans]

Is Sonichu Prime like Superman Prime? Is there a Sonichu Multiverse... you know like Asperchu Sonichu?

I can't wait for Sonichu Prime to punch reality.

 

[Cobalt]

I dont think none of his kids are actually homosexual, both girls are lesbians and the boy is...A lesbian too (whatever that means)

 

[The Knife]

"Allergies are not a topic you would share with just anyone" - Uh, yes, actually you would. Opening a bag of peanuts in a school classroom can incapacitate somebody who is violently allergic to them a few tables away. I myself am allergic to cats so I can't go anywhere to places where there are cats without them being cordoned off while I'm there, because they are evil fuckers who know I am alergic to them and they will want to put their dander all over my legs and it just really gets bad at that point.

Allergies? Private and not to be discussed in public.

Incontinence? Masturbatory habits? Scabies infestations? Tell the whole internet!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Slaweel Ryam monitors Chris' Facebook page from PVCC in the cartoon world. Now that she knows Sonichu's kryptonite, CWCville is her oyster!

I bet Sonichu isn't too happy that two of his three children are gay (and Robbie probably hasn't come out yet). He probably trashed the house in a blind rage! Well, pack your bags, Sonichu children, you're going to a gay to straight conversion camp!

But Chris's blood cures gay people! Even if he claims to be a gay woman himself!

 

[Bigguy28]

His abominations get worse and worse the more information he puts out about them. It's like every bad fanfiction had sex with every bad self insert fanfiction and shat out something so horrible it would drive Cthulu himself mad.

Edit: Also, it's good to know that due to the sexuality of his spawn, Sonichu's legacy will more than likely end with his children.

 

[Opulence]

Lesbian tomgirl tranny cross dresser, eh? I'm pretty sure the pickles did that because those things are so dang dirty. I guess that's one way to keep the gay homo men out of his imaginary hell city. Ban pickles. So there.

 

[Hmmpf!]

SONICHU ISNT A DANG DIRTY TROLLS AND HOMOS!!!!!!

Wheres Marvin? Wanna hear his thoughts about it.

 

[KillerKarlKox]

Lesbian Tomgirl Tranny Crossdresser.

I've heard of a double negative, but I have no fucking idea what this means.

 

[Seahorses]

I can't wait for Sonichu Prime to punch reality.

Crisis on Infinite CWCVilles.