Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[W00K #17]

massive

Damn i kinda want to find one of these theatres and bring in crutches so i can just lay tf out and kick back in said huge seats, even though I'm not disabled nor obesely super morbid.

I wont, but i want to.

 

[FlutterBy]

Damn i kinda want to find one of these theatres and bring in crutches so i can just lay tf out and kick back in said huge seats, even though I'm not disabled nor obesely super morbid.

I wont, but i want to.

Do you really want to lay your body where that kinda grundle grease smells like popcorn fighting a loaf of half-risen bread? Nah.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

So humble and inspiring

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It still blows my mind that she pulls this shit with the person she 'loves'. Is it really that hard to say it's our car?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

It still blows my mind that she pulls this shit with the person she 'loves'. Is it really that hard to say it's our car?

She used to say our car. I wonder what happened? Did Becky stop making her share of the payments and then just say fuck it, it's your car now Amber?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I'm assuming that's the salad that came out before the cheeseburger and fries did.

 

[Malibougie]

She used to say our car. I wonder what happened? Did Becky stop making her share of the payments and then just say fuck it, it's your car now Amber?

Or there really is trouble in paradise and the truth is that AL paid for all of it and this is her passive aggressive way of letting Becky know her place.

I'm assuming that's the salad that came out before the cheeseburger and fries did.

But after the spinage dip

 

[literally low-key]

Why is she always so proud of herself? Any little imaginary accomplishment and she's gushing with pride.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

But after the spinage dip

Don't forget the gallon of *diet* Sprite you guise.

Why is she always so proud of herself? Any little imaginary accomplishment and she's gushing with pride.

Something tells me this stems from having parents who gave less than two shits about her. No one ever told her they were proud of her. Now, she desperately/constantly seeks validation and will continue to do so the rest of her life.

Also: Fat Albert is her own biggest fan. No one else will ever pat her ass harder than she does.

 

[666EVE666]

Her IG captions always sound like she's trying to convince herself of something instead of talking to an audience about an experience, we know that she isn't satisfied after eating a small salad.

Amber has always preached against restriction in a diet because it leads to binges, and that's exactly where this unrealistic diet is heading.

Especially considering her doctor "isn't doing her job" and failing to contact a therapist for her

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That was a grilled chicken salad from Steak n' Shake.

Edit: No tomatoes, she doesn't like raw tomato. I don't see croutons either, maybe she ate them, gave them away, or asked for without. Not sure if it normally comes with two dressings. Maybe the cooks were trolling her.

 

[Bunny]

Her accomplishment is that she didn't get bacon bits on her cheese fries. She made a healthy choice, you guys. She's the queen of moderation.

 

[W00K #17]

Do you really want to lay your body where that kinda grundle grease smells like popcorn fighting a loaf of half-risen bread? Nah.

Well, that idea is ruined for me now.

 

[Ambaby]

dont keep your hopes up!!

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Wait. She can now sit in theater seats because she "walked" before the movie? Then why didn't she just walk around the airport a bit that time that she was told she needed two seats?

Something tells me this stems from having parents who gave less than two shits about her. No one ever told her they were proud of her. Now, she desperately/constantly seeks validation and will continue to do so the rest of her life.

Also: Fat Albert is her own biggest fan. No one else will ever pat her ass harder than she does.

It's also the whole HAES+SJW movement thing. Good job widdle snowfwake!

 

[nyankosensei]

That was a grilled chicken salad from Steak n' Shake.

Edit: No tomatoes, she doesn't like raw tomato. I don't see croutons either, maybe she ate them, gave them away, or asked for without. Not sure if it normally comes with two dressings. Maybe the cooks were trolling her.

You were right, no croutons make our girl feel so proud hahaha, she is nailing this weight loss , and all the water she is drinking!!

 

[another day another binge]

what the fuck is wrong with her and those chemtrails triggers? she is so dumb that maybe this is good that she is too lazy to vote. better binge on those kettle cooked chips

 

[Croissants]

Wow, no croutons. Truly a life changing day for our gorl.

Don't worry about the binge later, not having croutons with your salad evens it all out anyway.

 

[Wilford Brimley]

You were right, no croutons make our girl feel so proud hahaha, she is nailing this weight loss , and all the water she is drinking!!

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What a bitch.

 

[FrownyFace]

“BECKY, BECKY! TAKE MY PICTURE! I’m being so cute and quirky in the pasta aisle!”

 

[666EVE666]

You were right, no croutons make our girl feel so proud hahaha, she is nailing this weight loss , and all the water she is drinking!!
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I love when she tries to be overly nice to people and it just comes off bitchy lol

 

[W00K #17]

No croutons is big deal, goalzzz. Yassss, keep on slayin queen.