Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Strelok]

Do you think Chris gives two shits about anyone else's feelings or how they value collectables. He says he has changed, and that he can empathize and sympathize with people, but we all know that he's lying. This right here proves it. "Oh, you want to buy something from me because it's a collectable??? Well, let me put my signature on it in permanent ink so it will be worth more." Chris doesn't care about anyone else but himself and how he is feeling. Being able to sell his shit and put his signature on it as well amaking his stupid certificate of authenticity makes him happy, and he doesn't care how you feel about anything. I'm going to laugh my ass off when someone gets mad at him for these stupid certs that he includes with everything, and said person is able to get a refund from PayPal/eBay for Chris ruining a collectable. Seriously, he thinks his signature and the certificate not only is worth more, but it adds to the value. The sad thing that Chris fails to realize is that his signature means nothing, and if anything it devalues the item. If anything, if Chris feels compelled to include his chicken scratch signature and certification with everything, the dipshit could just simply sign the certificate not the item. But the sad thing is that if a buyer requested that, he would ignore them outright because Chris is a asshole.

Lol calm down.

 

[MrTroll]

Do you think Chris gives two shits about anyone else's feelings or how they value collectables. He says he has changed, and that he can empathize and sympathize with people, but we all know that he's lying. This right here proves it. "Oh, you want to buy something from me because it's a collectable??? Well, let me put my signature on it in permanent ink so it will be worth more." Chris doesn't care about anyone else but himself and how he is feeling. Being able to sell his shit and put his signature on it as well amaking his stupid certificate of authenticity makes him happy, and he doesn't care how you feel about anything. I'm going to laugh my ass off when someone gets mad at him for these stupid certs that he includes with everything, and said person is able to get a refund from PayPal/eBay for Chris ruining a collectable. Seriously, he thinks his signature and the certificate not only is worth more, but it adds to the value. The sad thing that Chris fails to realize is that his signature means nothing, and if anything it devalues the item. If anything, if Chris feels compelled to include his chicken scratch signature and certification with everything, the dipshit could just simply sign the certificate not the item. But the sad thing is that if a buyer requested that, he would ignore them outright because Chris is a asshole.

Man, I haven't skipped over a Chris rant that interminably long and meandering since @Karen Riley was a regular poster here (RIP).

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I can't get over how Chris thinks the autograph of a minor internet celebrity with zero connection to the Transformers franchise beyond plagiarising it would add to a toy's value. Ditto for Barb's sig' on the comics or whatever he was selling last month.

Naturally all attempts to inform him via Twitter that he's asking mint condition prices for toys that were in moderate condition at best before he scribbled on them like a child have fallen on deaf ears.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Do you think Chris gives two shits about anyone else's feelings or how they value collectables. He says he has changed, and that he can empathize and sympathize with people, but we all know that he's lying. This right here proves it. "Oh, you want to buy something from me because it's a collectable??? Well, let me put my signature on it in permanent ink so it will be worth more." Chris doesn't care about anyone else but himself and how he is feeling. Being able to sell his shit and put his signature on it as well amaking his stupid certificate of authenticity makes him happy, and he doesn't care how you feel about anything. I'm going to laugh my ass off when someone gets mad at him for these stupid certs that he includes with everything, and said person is able to get a refund from PayPal/eBay for Chris ruining a collectable. Seriously, he thinks his signature and the certificate not only is worth more, but it adds to the value. The sad thing that Chris fails to realize is that his signature means nothing, and if anything it devalues the item. If anything, if Chris feels compelled to include his chicken scratch signature and certification with everything, the dipshit could just simply sign the certificate not the item. But the sad thing is that if a buyer requested that, he would ignore them outright because Chris is a asshole.

On the contrary, I legitimately would love for somebody to message Chris to tell him that by putting his dumbass signature on it, he's exponentially reduced the amount of money he could have gotten for it.

Chris has the best reactions when he's called out on actions that he generally carried out on his own and more or less has no easy way of backtracking. If he's told he could get MORE money for something that belongs to him, he damn well will try to milk it for every last cent (I.E. he ran over his Playstation with a car thinking it would get him $9001 dollars). At the same time, I'd love to see his mental gymnastics at being told how his oh-so-valuable signature actually made this toy worth less instead of more.

I can't get over how Chris thinks the autograph of a minor internet celebrity with zero connection to the Transformers franchise beyond plagiarising it would add to a toy's value. Ditto for Barb's sig' on the comics or whatever he was selling last month.

Puzzler isn't even Transformers, though - it's from the rival 80s line Go-Bots. Hasbro wouldn't get access to the Go-Bots franchise until early 2000 when partner company Takara bought out Tomy, who owned the Go-Bots rights.

Naturally all attempts to inform him via Twitter that he's asking mint condition prices for toys that were in moderate condition at best before he scribbled on them like a child have fallen on deaf ears.

That's why you gotta tell him he could have gotten more if he hadn't put his name on the cars as large as he possibly could. You have to make him think the action can be undone (which in his hands absolutely is not possible) for his benefit.

 

[Haunter]

Chris streamed a few times, but complained that he only got 80 bucks from playing destiny once.
Also, he played Uncharted 4 and was UNGODLY bad at it and demanded people to give him 5 bucks just for passing the level.

I've only seen the comparison of one level, but he did legitimately do better than Darksydephil in Uncharted 4, and (god knows why) DSP usually banks $100 a day in donations alone :/

If a speculative market were to exist for Chris' signature (god knows why) would the 'orginial' "Chris Weston Chandler" signature be worth more than the current "Christine" signature? Could he be getting less by signing these toys as Christine?...

 

[jc17]

Worn down, decades old toys with a manchilds name scribbled all over sold for $100+
Years a go I would have called him a moron for doing this. These days, bigger morons have proven me wrong.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I can't get over how Chris thinks the autograph of a minor internet celebrity with zero connection to the Transformers franchise beyond plagiarising it would add to a toy's value. Ditto for Barb's sig' on the comics or whatever he was selling last month.

Naturally all attempts to inform him via Twitter that he's asking mint condition prices for toys that were in moderate condition at best before he scribbled on them like a child have fallen on deaf ears.

He will get the money for them, too, because autistics can EPIK WEEN and be part of CHRISTORY.

 

[Xanax]

I enjoy a daily shower with Irish Spring Soap, Garnier Fructise Paraban-Free Shampoos and Conditiners, and water.

Good thing he clarified that his shower routine includes water otherwise I would have assumed he shampoos his hair completely dry and leaves it like that.

Also, Chris's dark blue is going to come out almost black because he either won't know to bleach it first, or he won't know how to bleach it first. He'll probably just apply the dark blue over the unfortunate shade of green he has happening at the moment. I still think it will be an improvement over the current colour of it though.

I can't get over how Chris thinks the autograph of a minor internet celebrity with zero connection to the Transformers franchise beyond plagiarising it would add to a toy's value. Ditto for Barb's sig' on the comics or whatever he was selling last month.

Take the "minor" out of the equation; it wasn't too long ago that Chris had a panel at a big convention dedicated solely to telling his life story, and people chanted his name as he left the convention hall. He has a Patreon where people pay him hundreds a month to keep existing. Chris thinks he's really really famous.

Although I have no idea why he thinks Barb's signature would be worth anything. Even for an actual celebrity, having their parents' signature next to it would more likely diminish the value of the original autograph than add anything to it. He also seems to think Cole is super famous for no particular reason, enough so that his KISS Army certificate would be worth more than the paper it's printed on.

 

[repentance]

I doubt Barb will even care, she's the one who got them to remortgage an old house in the 1st place.

The house was remortgaged for a large amount a couple of years before Bob died. There are screencaps in the last mortgage crisis thread which show the date and amount of that mortgage.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Reading his Ebay descriptions has yielded some nuggets, but really hate how Transformers and Sgt. Rock comic books autistically seep into my recommendations.

 

[normankrasner]

how much would (s)he get for Barb's urine on ebay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A78eamz7tBg

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He could always sell nudes. Lol.

It's the law of supply and demand. The market is already saturated with free nudes from Chris, himself, so no one will pay to see him naked anymore. It's kind of like watching Shin-Chan jump out of the shower and tuck his small genitals between his legs while pretending to be a woman, anyway.

 

[FBIfellow420]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282925569521?ul_noapp=true
He's trying to sell the amnyfest ring.
The desperation is real.

 

[AbyssStarer]

I never thought I'd see him sell the amnyfest ring, he's reaching hard for money.

Where does his "power" come from then? Maybe he thinks he doesn't need it anymore due to binaural beats.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

He just listed his HS class ring for $1000..

Edit: ninja'd
The struggle is real

 

[Novacore]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282925569521?ul_noapp=true
He's trying to sell the amnyfest ring.
The desperation is real.

I wouldn't be surprised if she starts selling her organs soon.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Holy shit twice, once for him selling the ring, the other for the good chance someone will buy it quickly.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh wow.

I really really need to know what bug is scaring Chris to this level.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Good thing he clarified that his shower routine includes water otherwise I would have assumed he shampoos his hair completely dry and leaves it like that.

Well, what else would Chris use to rinse off his shampoop and conditioner, coffee, and in cases where he's feeling a little frisky, maybe he puts his frozen Navy in the microwave, and uses that.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282925569521?ul_noapp=true
He's trying to sell the amnyfest ring.
The desperation is real.

So I guess Chris doesn't believe he can use magic anymore. He did say that his real power came from said ring.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/282925569521?ul_noapp=true
He's trying to sell the amnyfest ring.
The desperation is real.

1,000 dollars for a tarnished, shit encrusted ring with a cheap gemstone. Someone will buy this and succumb to E.Coli or Sam and Ellen. Chris should sell off more relics of failure, like his hair.

Here you are, AN Ultimate Collectible: my Class Ring. Made from white gold, housing an Amethyst birth stone with a galaxy cut on top and a rainbow cut on the bottom for visual effect (or what’s left of one), with my initials engraved inside the ring. Custom made by Herriff Jones jewelry. Comes complete with Personal Certificate of Authenticity. Ring size: 7.

Lol, a dainty lady's size 7.