Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[Trilby]

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We should be glad for that!

 

[MG 620]

Isn't the ring a true and honest link to his high school past, a time where he felt loved and the future seemed bright(er)? I can't see why he would sell it if not because of Barb demanding money.

 

[Sockpuppet of pedophile 155chan former admin]

Isn't the ring a true and honest link to his high school past, a time where he felt loved and the future seemed bright(er)? I can't see why he would sell it if not because of Barb demanding money.

Yeah Chris selling his "amnyfest" ring I wasn't expecting that.

Spoiler: Nevar forget

 

[CatParty]

I hope they repossess the house

 

[Optimus Prime]

Isn't the ring a true and honest link to his high school past, a time where he felt loved and the future seemed bright(er)? I can't see why he would sell it if not because of Barb demanding money.

The same could have been said about the Sonic Totem, but the exact moment he was told people would buy it, up on ebay it went.

I think as time goes on, the actual reverence Chris holds for his high school days is fleeting. The whole "my power comes from this ring" bullshit also probably is wearing thin to him because A) he doesn't actually have any powers, B) the ring was never mentioned when he was on that whole "binatural beats" kick about curing autism and gaining psychic powers to bend paper and apparently fucking fly, and C) the whole thing about the ring being his power source instead of the medallion was more of a "you think you won but ACTUALLY..." moment when the Trolls easily got their hands on his medallions and destroyed the Sonichu one.

Additionally, during the fake girlfriend experiment, Chris outright offered the ring to whatshername (genuinely forgot, no offense meant to the girl who went into the breach of autism) if it meant securing her as his sweetheart/whatever terms he has for girlfriend. The ring only holds value relevant to what Chris wants, and if it means getting something he values much more than the physical ring, be it a girlfriend or a cool $10 grand, then the ring is ultimately disposable. Hell, at this stage of his life, I bet he'd be willing to sell ANY of his physical possessions for the right (read: stupidly overinflated) price if it still exists.

 

[Cuntster]

To be honest knowing the Amnyfest ring has been in close proximity to Unclit 2.0 only increases it’s value.

 

[Trilby]

I wish I'd attended an American highschool so I could get a diamond ring on the cheap.

Plus there's all the sock hops to get wasted at!

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm not an American, so, may I ask, what's the deal with class rings? Do American schools do that, or, well, used to?

Nothing really. It's a waste of money that probably stays on your dresser for the rest of your life...Usually has your birthstone or HS color and an activity or whatever you did in HS.

They're the kind of thing people wear when they've never moved past whatever they did in high school and still think high school was important. Often those who have had no achievements or experiences since then worth mentioning. For many this might be a sports team or lots of activities that they can't really replicate when they move to a boring job to pay the bills. Then there's Chris...

 

[Mason Verger]

You know I'm kinda surprised Chris and Barb aren't of the Slip and Fall lawsuit variety. They used to threaten lawsuits all the time back when Chris was little.

 

[NavyGuzzler]

Since Chris is a bi tranny now, can't he just suck a few dicks? Don't they have truckstops in CWCville?

 

[Bassomatic]

You know I'm kinda surprised Chris and Barb aren't of the Slip and Fall lawsuit variety. They used to threaten lawsuits all the time back when Chris was little.

Don't give them ideas.

 

[Vehk]

these are the last vestiges of old Chris and his eagerness to be rid of them is a bitter reminder that he's never going back.

The world changed around Chris; he's still basically the same.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

To be honest knowing the Amnyfest ring has been in close proximity to Unclit 2.0 only increases it’s value terrible odor.

FTFY

He indeed removed the listing, I posted a cap a couple pages back.

The whole ring thing is amazing, only Chris would list a $1,000 item and expect it to be sold in less than a day lol. Not to mention the price rollercoaster he had going.

Wait, so sold or pulled?

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What's more believable? Chris got rejected because he has any form of sex, similar to trannies who have multiple sexual partners like gay men, or he got rejected from blood donation because he's a grotesquely obese crossdresser who does not take care of himself?
You must really hate yourself to lie about being sexually unhygienic to hide the fact that you're one cheeseburger away from a coronary bypass.

 

[muh_moobs]

send in the Predator Assassin we hired and tell him to go for the derpy cartoon thing hanging off his neck, just below the jugular. He will steal the power of CWC and return it to us, to forever power this website.

What if all that power just made the Predator become autistic?

 

[Marvin]

What's more believable? Chris got rejected because he has any form of sex, similar to trannies who have multiple sexual partners like gay men, or he got rejected from blood donation because he's a grotesquely obese crossdresser who does not take care of himself?
You must really hate yourself to lie about being sexually unhygienic to hide the fact that you're one cheeseburger away from a coronary bypass.

In the US, they have questions about sexual activity, but also some questions about sexual orientation / gender identity, regardless of sexual activity. Like "are you gay?" and then they're supposed to refuse you outright if you check the box.

Chris probably just checked the tranny box on the form, and then smugly waddled out when they told him he couldn't give blood.

 

[Trilby]

In the US, they have questions about sexual activity, but also some questions about sexual orientation / gender identity, regardless of sexual activity. Like "are you gay?" and then they're supposed to refuse you outright if you check the box.

Chris probably just checked the tranny box on the form, and then smugly waddled out when they told him he couldn't give blood.

Wouldn't doubt! It was a mistake just going there from the start if he thought nothing of it! Still, the butthurt was worth it!

 

[ON 190]

Doesn’t Chris wear one of his parents’ wedding rings?

That’s the next thing to be on eBay.

Also, “Bloodmobile” is my new favorite word.

 

[Bassomatic]

In the US, they have questions about sexual activity, but also some questions about sexual orientation / gender identity, regardless of sexual activity. Like "are you gay?" and then they're supposed to refuse you outright if you check the box.

Chris probably just checked the tranny box on the form, and then smugly waddled out when they told him he couldn't give blood.

I am 200% in agreement for this, Chris didn't want to give/sell blood and pulled his trans privilege card.

Spoiler: powerlevel

I've had family saved by donation and one of the most important items in my life is my 5 gallon pin, I'm close to my 10 and the guy who got me into donation has a 50 gallon pin. If you can donate, do it. Sure it's not perfect etc, but just fucking do it it saves lives good lives plus they always let me get as many cookies as I want

 

[johnny5150]

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Already have some people more autistic than Chris himself claiming they'd buy the ring.

"This is memorabilia"

Spoiler

Just a fellow reminder, Chris touched his taint with the ring.

didnt you know when Chris touch his taint just helped double the vaule.

 

[ON 190]

didnt you know when Chris touch his taint just helped double the vaule.

Is that why he charges so much for his crap? He rubs everything he sells on his taint before listing it.