Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[GK 090]

Well that explains the tweets then.

 

[Mr. 0]

What Chris obviously meant was he jacked a bunch of people off into his mouth and he got enough money from it to go on his trip.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Holy fucking shit. This is going to end awwwwkardly. "Jack from up North". Jack Thaddeus nigga! lol

 

[Marvin]

Yeah, see, that sort of thing is one of sketchy stories I'm talking about. It's vague and nonspecific, and they're definitely deluged by faggots trying to be lolxd funny trolls.

Heh, perhaps it's someone like Hirtes, considering his love of sockpuppetry.

 

[Chopinpiano]

Fuck you Jack, you stupid niggo.

 

[James Howlett]

.Some time in the next 30 days, we are going to have a sperg-out about how he still needs money to go (if this is a ween promising chris money). Or maybe the convention sees chris attending as a way to get some kiwis to buy tickets.

 

[Pony Horn]

*video*

Lol he looks so much more relaxed now that he thinks someone is paying for him to go. Never mind those small, pesky items yet to be taken care of: the taxes, bills, his court case, etc.

 

[Mason Verger]

Awesome! Nice going Jack, that was super generous of you!

If you ever get doxed I'm going to fucking home invade you.

 

[Senior Citizen Virgin]

Jesus Christ I wish I had enablers like this when I was still on fucking heroin.

Who the hell shells out $700 for so little reward???

 

[Mason Verger]

I gotta love his "alright, now that the essentials are covered, we just need help with the basics!"

 

[break these cuffs]

Taking off the hat had to be at the request of Jack.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I hope they serve dick flavored breakfast in hell, Jack, you deviant :deviant:

 

[Marvin]

Now, I'm wondering if Jack was the guy who bought the ring.

If he isn't, and he's just promising to send Chris to bronycon, then my next thought is about whether any money has changed hands or not.

 

[Dayquil]

Man if y'all got money to throw around at retards like Chris I could use help with my rent lol

 

[Nikachu]

He looks super fuckin happy in that video. He can't help but smile and show off the fact that someone is giving him $600+ to go to faggotcon. Idk why he can't just accept the money quietly and shut up about it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

"I feel SOME better." But don't forget you can still make him feel MORE better, paypigs.

 

[Slap47]

Jesus Christ I wish I had enablers like this when I was still on fucking heroin.

Who the hell shells out $700 for so little reward???

My theory that some eccentric millionaire somewhere is watching over Chris so that he may someday adopt Chris as a housepet is becoming more possible.

 

[Mason Verger]

My theory that some eccentric millionaire somewhere is watching over Chris so that he may someday adopt Chris as a housepet is becoming more possible.

You mean eventually make a Chris skin suit.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

jack's back and he's gonna be at bronycon?

i'm there, dude.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

you're a faggot jack