Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread

[KJ 195]

All that distress. All that desperation. Selling his brother's homework. Selling his own precious toys. All for a fucking My Little Pony convention.
And I had posted here a couple of days ago asking if Chris had gotten over his pony obsession. Just fuck my face.

 

[Strelok]

My theory that some eccentric millionaire somewhere is watching over Chris so that he may someday adopt Chris as a housepet is becoming more possible.

I mean back in olden times royalty would have a pet retard to laugh at when nothing was going on, it's just retro bayybeee.

 

[James Howlett]

All that distress. All that desperation. Selling his brother's homework. Selling his own precious toys. All for a fucking My Little Pony convention.
And I had posted here a couple of days ago asking if Chris had gotten over his pony obsession. Just fuck my face.

^This account needs to be watched.

 

[timtommy]

So what are Jack's conditions for sending him the money?

Could be one of the fairly inexplicably generous acts of charity people give to Chris from time to time.

Could be in exchange for some performance by Chris (e.g. the Twitter stuff earlier today), or in exchange for an interview.

Could be an investment in an appearance fee, and Chris will be making an appearance at some event or booth hosted by Jack, and he hopes to generate a bigger crowd.

Could be a bunch of Chris enthusiasts each pitching a few bucks to have Chris come and hang out at their event.

 

[A Flying Nun]

My theory that some eccentric millionaire somewhere is watching over Chris so that he may someday adopt Chris as a housepet is becoming more possible.

Who the hell would wanna do that though? He's not even housetrained....

 

[johnny5150]

thanks to "jack" chris can lower his price on his toys.

 

[Haunter]

My theory that some eccentric millionaire somewhere is watching over Chris so that he may someday adopt Chris as a housepet is becoming more possible.

I mean back in olden times royalty would have a pet exceptional individual to laugh at when nothing was going on, it's just retro bayybeee.

BSV, Darksydephil's former militant butler and now Normal-Nice-Person, had a discussion in his thread a couple days ago about something like this with Phil.

Apparently, there was some wealthy Middle Eastern man that donated Phil a large chunk of money around December. This guy gave DSP some financial advice, and in typical fashion, Phil said something stupid to him and the guy dumped his ass.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bsv-v...-chimichanga-darthradeonviking.33539/page-196

What we can take away from this story is that if Chris, a narcissistic autist, does indeed have a mysterious millionaire benefactor, he is too full of himself and unaware of it to keep said self from fucking it up.

 

[Optimus Prime]

My money is that this mysterious Jack individual is setting up Chris for colossal disappointment when the time comes for that money...and guess who either drops off the face of the Earth or comes up with a reason to not send Chris 'basically promised' money.

Probably something pretty horrible (and fake) but Chris only cares about himself - as evidenced in the @MasterDisaster calls, Chris seemed absolutely unconcerned whatsoever that a man trying to make his dream of Sonichu as a franchise a reality instead got fired from his job. And with those, Chris seemed pre-disposed to not be that disappointed. But here? Pulling out the rug from under Chris by basically denying him Bronycon is going to be a low blow indeed.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Marvin]

My money is that this mysterious Jack individual is setting up Chris for colossal disappointment when the time comes for that money...and guess who either drops off the face of the Earth or comes up with a reason to not send Chris 'basically promised' money.

Probably something pretty horrible (and fake) but Chris only cares about himself - as evidenced in the @MasterDisaster calls, Chris seemed absolutely unconcerned whatsoever that a man trying to make his dream of Sonichu as a franchise a reality instead got fired from his job. And with those, Chris seemed pre-disposed to not be that disappointed. But here? Pulling out the rug from under Chris by basically denying him Bronycon is going to be a low blow indeed.

Surely this wouldn't have been the first ween to drop out of a deal.

 

[Zilortha]

Jesus Christ I wish I had enablers like this when I was still on fucking heroin.

Who the hell shells out $700 for so little reward???

Won't someone think of the grams!?...

Seriously though, if this is legit I'll be stunned.

 

[A fucking idiot]

Maybe Chris will find himself some more headgear that he will wear 24/7 for half a year and gets him banned from churches because he looks like a nazi?

 

[Deadpool]

Some of you guys need to calm down the autistic shrieking when ever someone gives Chris money. Some guy is out $600 so Chris can go to autismcon. The only guy who's out anything is the idiot who paid him. Unless he mugged you for the $600 you're out literally nothing.

 

[Stormy Putin]

Some of you guys need to calm down the autistic shrieking when ever someone gives Chris money. Some guy is out $600 so Chris can go to autismcon. The only guy who's out anything is the idiot who paid him. Unless he mugged you for the $600 you're out literally nothing.

Basically this.. who cares? Today's stream was some of the best content in months and now we get to see Chris go outside of his natural habitat of dog shit and elder stench.

Edit: Yeah, he might be a dried up cow.. but he's OUR cow! I'm looking forward to Autismcon!

 

[bigshot]

Barb seems mobile enough and "with it" enough that she probably could survive on her own for a maximum of five days.

How many times can I click optimistic? Barb is in end stage here. She is happy, but that's because there's no light in the attic any more. She's deteriorating fast. I can see someone stepping in to break up this crazy setup very soon.

 

[Senior Citizen Virgin]

If somebody is going to pay Chris an insane amount of money to do something, the only worthwhile thing to do would be to have him stop being a tranny.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Jesus Christ I wish I had enablers like this when I was still on fucking heroin.

Who the hell shells out $700 for so little reward???

Horsefuckers pay 700$ each for a two day convention?

...I should quit my job start catering for autists

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I know we're used to continuances and soft judges, but you never know. This could be the time he gets one that thinks "this is Trumps America and I'm tired of this tranny bullshit. 30 day guest of the county."

Most probably not happening, but imagine how poetic it would be if he gets thrown in jail just in time to miss Bronycon...

 

[Silver Octopus]

Damn, I was hoping that if Chris didn't sell anything or receive any money he would do another livestream...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

(the posts about Jack Z (gave Chris $600 for a BronyCon trip), have been separated to another thread)