You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Count groudon]

Littering. Not throwing shit on the ground is the most basic thing you can do to keep the environment healthy and it's just fucking disgusting. It's just lazy and disrespectful.

 

[Patamong]

Mobile carrier and electric company salesmen in the minimall where I do my grocery shopping. I know they're just doing their job standing behind their booth and harassing passersby, but they should find a better one.

 

[UW 411]

People forcing me to walk extremely slowly/getting stuck in foot traffic in narrow places with humanoid snails.

That I often automatically apologise when other people get in my way. Bitch, that was your fault. Why am I sorry? Wanna fight about it?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Littering. Not throwing shit on the ground is the most basic thing you can do to keep the environment healthy and it's just fucking disgusting. It's just lazy and disrespectful.

It always disgusts me how much garbage is on the ground at the high school. Back when I was a student there I remember kids leaving food wrappers and lunch trays everywhere when the trash can was less than 3 feet away.

 

[Strelok]

People who walk slowly in the literal middle of the sidewalk. If you aren't hauling ass, stay to the goddamn side. Some of us have places to get to.

 

[Grotesque]

Females.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Dorks, losers and nerds.
E.g. Above.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Google Chrome and how the stuff I like constantly gets fucked over.

 

[Count groudon]

Ads on websites, especially the ones on video sites that play before every video you watch, and the ones that take up the entire screen whenever you visit a website. Bonus points if they have sound. Whenever I see that shit I go out of my way to not buy the things they're advertising.

I mean I can understand the ones you see on videos since that's how the content creators make money, but the fact of the matter is that I go there to watch stupid shit when I'm bored, not to browse for some bullshit to throw my money at and those ads are always so fucking obnoxious.

 

[Ruin]

I will dick/cunt punch anyone who puts gum in the water fountain, fuck that shit.

 

[TinyKiwi]

People who talk on the phone while taking a shit in a public bathroom.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Black people that complain about racist people and then turn around and say/do something ignorant and ghetto.

White people that complain about being called racist and then say something racist.

Hypocrites in general TBH.

People that use their phones while driving.
People who claim addiction isn't a choice.
People who speak for other people before said person speaks for themselves.

 

[Nekromantik]

People that stop in the middle of the grocery aisles to talk to a friend they have probably seen a million times before, and they talk forever. They either take up the whole aisle with their fat asses are just happen to be standing right in front of what I need.

Most of the time if I say excuse me they'll move and let me get what I need, but if they don't I just move closer and closer until they get unconquerable and leave.

 

[Dysnomia]

People that stop in the middle of the grocery aisles to talk to a friend they have probably seen a million times before, and they talk forever. They either take up the whole aisle with their fat asses are just happen to be standing right in front of what I need.

Most of the time if I say excuse me they'll move and let me get what I need, but if they don't I just move closer and closer until they get unconquerable and leave.

I hate this. 90% of the time they are massively fat and have at least five screaming kids they are not watching. And they are always blocking what I need to buy. That's why I try to park my cart near stuff no one ever buys when I need to grab a bunch of things in one area. Who's gonna buy vegan cheese at Walmart? Perfect place for me to put my cart while I get produce. I don't want to block the produce.

People forcing me to walk extremely slowly/getting stuck in foot traffic in narrow places with humanoid snails.

That I often automatically apologise when other people get in my way. Bitch, that was your fault. Why am I sorry? Wanna fight about it?

I always apologise to people who bump into me. And in stores anyone who nearly hits me with their cart. I know I shouldn't because I was actually watching where I was going most of the time. I don't get why perfectly able bodied people are so slow.

The worst are fatties that lean over the cart with their elephantine asses sticking out as they slooooowly push a cart through a crowded store.

I tend to walk pretty fast and I hate it when I'm stuck behind a slowpoke that will not move. I say "excuse me" multiple times because no one hears me. I should speak louder I guess. Or people should pay attention to more than their phones.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Kanye West getting more than 3 likes on Twatter.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I hate the thundering hyper-cunt in a white Hyundai who cut me up on the A17 last night by undertaking in a merging lane and forced me to swerve, dropping my rear wheel into a pot hole and breaking my rear drivers side coil spring the day before my MOT test was due.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Recently the phrase "picking this hill to die on" really ripples my nipples. It's been so over used that it's lost all meaning to me.

 

[DumbCWCQuote]

Hearing people chewing.

 

[Gutpuke]

Humanity

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Letting your kid just tempt the waters an run into the middle of the street in a suburban neighborhood located in the entertainment district of your town? What part of this doesn't fucking mix with anyone?