Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Yellow Yam Scam]

This is such a deliberate lie of omission. When they said "family only," they probably meant the kid's actual siblings, not his creepy gnome cousin who would use his death for years for internet asspats.

It's a lie no matter how you look at it. Even if it was actually Jake's brother, why didn't someone in the limo just say "He's family, let him in?"

Or if he was the first one to the limo, why didn't he just wait for a family member to come and vouch for him?

I mean...this is not a well-designed lie in any sense.

 

[repentance]

I mean...this is not a well-designed lie in any sense.

Jake's lies are never well designed.

He's vomited up so many hundreds of thousands of words that even *he* doesn't want to wade through all the sperging to check what he's said previously.

 

[CatParty]

oh no cow crossover

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

It's a lie no matter how you look at it. Even if it was actually Jake's brother, why didn't someone in the limo just say "He's family, let him in?"

Or if he was the first one to the limo, why didn't he just wait for a family member to come and vouch for him?

I mean...this is not a well-designed lie in any sense.

Maybe nobody in the limo wanted to admit to being related to the gnome rocking sweat pants and velcro shoes at a funeral?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Gross, that "big puppy dog eyes" thing is such a male socialized thing to do. "If I make you feel guilty enough and like I've been a good boy maybe you'll give me a treat." it's a singularly unattractive way to behave, but I've known plenty of nerdy men who somehow thought this strategy would yield results in careers and romance.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Gross, that "big puppy dog eyes" thing is such a male socialized thing to do. "If I make you feel guilty enough and like I've been a good boy maybe you'll give me a treat." it's a singularly unattractive way to behave, but I've known plenty of nerdy men who somehow thought this strategy would yield results in careers and romance.

It also forces the person on the other end to either capitulate or look and feel like an asshole for refusing--and hey look, he's doing it to a woman, who are, generally speaking, more likely to be manipulated using possible feelings of guilt.

Jake can grump about hormone imbalances all he likes, but he acts like a man.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's a lie no matter how you look at it. Even if it was actually Jake's brother, why didn't someone in the limo just say "He's family, let him in?"

Or if he was the first one to the limo, why didn't he just wait for a family member to come and vouch for him?

I mean...this is not a well-designed lie in any sense.

He caught himself in his own lie there. What Jake was told was “immediate family only,” which is because the seats by the graveside are always reserved for immediate family - everyone else stands.

But who knows why he decided to say “family only” since that would have included him as a cousin or brother and makes zero sense. All you say is “I am family” and they take you to a seat.

But since he claimed it was his “little brother” he purposely omitted the fact he was excluded because he wasn’t actual immediate family, but extended family.

(Which is also weird given Jake says they were so close and BFFs. Usually the family makes sure someone that close to the deceased sits with the family irregardless of being family or not. Makes me think they were close as kids but that his cousins family viewed their relationship differently as adults. I have no doubt the cousin was probably Jake’s only friend, but the cousin probably had a normal social life and many friends besides Jake)

Gross, that "big puppy dog eyes" thing is such a male socialized thing to do. "If I make you feel guilty enough and like I've been a good boy maybe you'll give me a treat." it's a singularly unattractive way to behave, but I've known plenty of nerdy men who somehow thought this strategy would yield results in careers and romance.

Yeah that was creepy af. I hope she googles Jake and then blocks his creepy ass for that shit. Gross

 

[Dilligaff]

Creepy and why on earth would you say something like that to a potential employer? Jake is so awkward and tone deaf I almost can't believe it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He caught himself in his own lie there. What Jake was told was “immediate family only,” which is because the seats by the graveside are always reserved for immediate family - everyone else stands.

But who knows why he decided to say “family only” since that would have included him as a cousin or brother and makes zero sense. All you say is “I am family” and they take you to a seat.

But since he claimed it was his “little brother” he purposely omitted the fact he was excluded because he wasn’t actual immediate family, but extended family.

(Which is also weird given Jake says they were so close and BFFs. Usually the family makes sure someone that close to the deceased sits with the family irregardless of being family or not. Makes me think they were close as kids but that his cousins family viewed their relationship differently as adults. I have no doubt the cousin was probably Jake’s only friend, but the cousin probably had a normal social life and many friends besides Jake)

I wonder if he even went to the funeral? He lied about the nature of their relationship, I could absolutely see him pretending to have been much closer than they were.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Creepy and why on earth would you say something like that to a potential employer? Jake is so awkward and tone deaf I almost can't believe it.

Just look at his photos and imagine him trying to make sad doe eyes at someone. Shudder.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I wonder if he even went to the funeral? He lied about the nature of their relationship, I could absolutely see him pretending to have been much closer than they were.

Similar to how his night "babysiting drunks" was probably summarized by them as a night of having fun, but also having to babysit Rachel's creepy autistic manchild.

 

[Haramburger]

He's vomited up so many hundreds of thousands of words that even *he* doesn't want to wade through all the sperging to check what he's said previously.

There's a clever irony that this describes both tabletop gaming rules and errata, and Jake's personal life. Also goes to show there's some degree of talent in writers that can keep their stories(real or fictional) straight.

Creepy and why on earth would you say something like that to a potential employer? Jake is so awkward and tone deaf I almost can't believe it.

Haha, this is the same Amanda Hamon Kunz mentioned in a Paizo® company teamup on the PC shooter Overwatch(mentioned on page 382/379 of this thread). He desperately wants to write more Pathfinder™ roleplaying content, of which she's the gatekeeper/HR of whether he gets an opportunity or not. He was just as cringy in February, sad that he didn't get to play with them despite being on their Discord server.

 

[repentance]

Creepy and why on earth would you say something like that to a potential employer? Jake is so awkward and tone deaf I almost can't believe it.

It's kind of amusing because it suggests that he's seeking assignments as a favour, which is the kind of attitude that kicked off GG.

 

[Hellfire]

Zero self-awareness.

Jake is so lazy he can't even do a daily tweet and has to Googleshng multiple when he remembers he needs to pretend he's a game dev. Jake claims he was "watching a lot of girly '80s movies" to try and pitch a game at GenCon (which he claims he isn't going to for "financial reasons") and blames "stalkers" for him not talking about these totally real projects.

While Jake's limo/little brother lie is being discussed, here's the rest of the thread it was in.

• He claims he didn't know his grandmother died and he never even noticed until someone asked him a year later why he wasn't at the funeral.
• Jake's "closest person in the whole world" (I presume his cousin Jono that was listed as a partner of Jake's failed World Domination LLC) got married and didn't invite Jake and there was lots of "effort to talk [Jake] out of going" when he "pointed it out." Odds are they were getting married someplace that would have required flying and lodging Jake (and his mom to tard wrangle him).
• Jake claims he somehow was always "the one who didn't get books when they were one short" in school and he would always "fall in the gap between groups" when the class was divided alphabetically.
• Jake claims he had birthday parties where "everyone left to go hit a bar or play D&D when [Jake] was out of the room" and somehow "nobody noticed" the fat gnome wasn't with them. A few months later Jake says the last time friends came over for his birthday, Jake "started crying over something" and they "rolled their eyes" and went to "play some game in the other room."
• Jake says he's "applied for jobs" and "never heard back one way or the other" - probably because he is applying for senior video game/RPG jobs he is not remotely qualified for and/or lying about being a "woman" on the application. He also mentions talking to a "publisher about a game" and they "suddenly stop replying."

Spoiler

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Zero self-awareness.
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Jake is so lazy he can't even do a daily tweet and has to Googleshng multiple when he remembers he needs to pretend he's a game dev. Jake claims he was "watching a lot of girly '80s movies" to try and pitch a game at GenCon (which he claims he isn't going to for "financial reasons") and blames "stalkers" for him not talking about these totally real projects.
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While Jake's limo/little brother lie is being discussed, here's the rest of the thread it was in.

• He claims he didn't know his grandmother died and he never even noticed until someone asked him a year later why he wasn't at the funeral.
• Jake's "closest person in the whole world" (I presume his cousin Jono that was listed as a partner of Jake's failed World Domination LLC) got married and didn't invite Jake and there was lots of "effort to talk [Jake] out of going" when he "pointed it out." Odds are they were getting married someplace that would have required flying and lodging Jake (and his mom to tard wrangle him).
• Jake claims he somehow was always "the one who didn't get books when they were one short" in school and he would always "fall in the gap between groups" when the class was divided alphabetically.
• Jake claims he had birthday parties where "everyone left to go hit a bar or play D&D when [Jake] was out of the room" and somehow "nobody noticed" the fat gnome wasn't with them. A few months later Jake says the last time friends came over for his birthday, Jake "started crying over something" and they "rolled their eyes" and went to "play some game in the other room."
• Jake says he's "applied for jobs" and "never heard back one way or the other" - probably because he is applying for senior video game/RPG jobs he is not remotely qualified for and/or lying about being a "woman" on the application. He also mentions talking to a "publisher about a game" and they "suddenly stop replying."

Spoiler

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Jesus he’s such a absurd and easy to disprove liar, and the craziest part is he’s lying to seem even more pathetic than he already is!! For instance no one who’s surname starts with a fucking “A” falls in a gap between an alphabetically divided group. His name is Alley, not Nalley

I’ve never seen a man so thirsty for pity at any cost, it’s truly bizarre.

 

[Ruin]

Well at least he's said something that's not a lie for once. I absolutely believe people used to ditch Jake and go to bars instead, I would.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I wonder why people seem to hate gaming with Jake. Hmmm...let's look at Jake as player.

The picture becomes clearer. And Jake as GM...even worse:

 

[Ruin]

Jake's tweets be like.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

"The door swings open easily enough."

Wow, that's some riveting storytelling. Here I thought the door was going to stick a tiny bit at the top hinge due to humidity and swelling of the wood, but thank god we had that bit of narrative flair to make sure we knew that the door swung open easily. Although he did say 'easily enough' which almost makes me think there was a tiny bit of resistance; maybe he should expound on that for three paragraphs of tweets.

 

[Test Business]

"Long story short" is a thing that never applies to Jake