Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

To all my fellow Kiwis I would li ke to announce a field report. We had Tooter sighting last Tuesday and its lucky I just happened to see him at a local Michaels around 2 pm.

Clad in classic Tooter Tie Dye, army grey cargo shorts, and knit hat, I almost couldnt believe he'd shop on this side of town, given that it was not any where near his usual stomping grounds and he would need a car to get this far. Now first that was off was his hat. It was falling apart, stretched to hell, and ragged. It looked literally fished from the trash, or something that was donated to him. But the hat drew me to something that cracked me up and I had to pull away as to not make a scene. Now I've seen Tommy up close before but this time he was wearing EYELINER. Alot of it. And he was flustered all to hell for some reason, which caused him to sweat. And this sweat combined with the eyeliner caused it to bleed heavily and smudge down his eyelids. He looked pretty bad and was in a rush.

I continued and kept my distance as I observed that he had a 6 pack of paints, some brushes and something else I couldn't make out. Now from where I was I was not in close proximity. As he passed and was passed by other customers at this Michaels, I saw one woman visibly hold her nose and at least 3 people shoot me a look and grimace implying that he smelled awful. It must have been like, shit your pants awful, because whole aisles seemed to empty out and the line was keeping as much distance as they could while we waited to pay. The hurried Tooter continued to be jittery and eventually left the line and placed his stuff he was carrying with the cashier stating he was about to miss a bus and hurried out the door, which was the last I saw of him that day.

It was all a little odd and surreal, and I dont think he stole anything but ill let you all do with this information as you see fit.
 
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TheJabroni said:
To all my fellow Kiwis I would li ke to announce a field report. We had Tooter sighting last Tuesday and its lucky I just happened to see him at a local Michaels around 2 pm.

Clad in classic Tooter Tie Dye, army grey cargo shorts, and knit hat, I almost couldnt believe he'd shop on this side of town, given that it was not any where near his usual stomping grounds and he would need a car to get this far. Now first that was off was his hat. It was falling apart, stretched to hell, and ragged. It looked literally fished from the trash, or something that was donated to him. But the hat drew me to something that cracked me up and I had to pull away as to not make a scene. Now I've seen Tommy up close before but this time he was wearing EYELINER. Alot of it. And he was flustered all to hell for some reason, which caused him to sweat. And this sweat combined with the eyeliner caused it to bleed heavily and smudge down his eyelids. He looked pretty bad and was in a rush.

I continued and kept my distance as I observed that he had a 6 pack of paints, some brushes and something else I couldn't make out. Now from where I was I was not in close proximity. As he passed and was passed by other customers at this Michaels, I saw one woman visibly hold her nose and at least 3 people shoot me a look and grimace implying that he smelled awful. It must have been like, shit your pants awful, because whole aisles seemed to empty out and the line was keeping as much distance as they could while we waited to pay. The hurried Tooter continued to be jittery and eventually left the line and placed his stuff he was carrying with the cashier stating he was about to miss a bus and hurried out the door, which was the last I saw of him that day.

It was all a little odd and surreal, and I dont think he stole anything but ill let you all do with this information as you see fit.
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Nice to hear that Tom is being a SHITTY cow, as usual.

also tell us more about his hat, what about it (or something around it) that makes you want to laugh?
 
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hood LOLCOW said:
also tell us more about his hat, what about it (or something around it) that makes you want to laugh?
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If it's the hippie tam he's wearing in the video Gook Choy linked above, laughable qualities include "stretched all to hell" and could include any combination of the following:
  • Those hats are very loosely knit and won't keep off rain, insects, dust, or basically anything. They are copied from the tricolor ones actual Rastas (pro tip: one has to do more than smoke pot to qualify; belief in the divinity of Haile Selassie I is a requirement) use to keep their dreads more or less neat. Not only does Tommy not have the hair type that actually locs rather than just mats, but we've seen he doesn't have enough hair left to smash together into even one pseudo-dread.
  • The aforementioned dirtiness and raggedness, which I guess just makes it match every other item of clothing Tommy owns. Like, save up about 20 of the dollars (max - this allows for stupid markups) you filched from Arianna, walk into a head shop, and buy a new one! Sometimes you can regift an item like a sweater to knitters to unravel and reknit into something else, but I think even the gentlest of hippies would find a nice way to reject what's left of that hat. It's like the dead horse Tommy inexplicably linked in his post, I guess implying we're beating one: cremation or burial, dude. Don't leave the carcass of the thing on shameful display.
  • Don't forget the lamentable hippie fashion, seen in the video and described by TheJabroni, of wearing a rainbow or Rasta-tricolor hat of that style with a tie-dyed shirt. This has nil to do with "western clothing standards REEEE" and is just painful to the eyeballs. This could maaaaybe work if the shirt were dyed with one very pastel color that was actually a less saturated version of one of the colors used in the hat, but nope: 99% of people I have seen do this, from Grateful Dead parking lots to vegetarian potlucks in someone's house, do exactly what Tommy does in the video and pair the difficult hat with an equally eye-searing bright. The only other times I've seen this look sort of work is when the tie-dyed article of clothing was a pair of socks, and the person wore a plain shirt and jeans in between.
Those are just my guesses about what TheJabroni found off, but what he actually said was cracking him up was the guyliner, which seems to have been applied with Chris-Chan levels of skill from the description. (Other pro tip: There are ways you can set eyeliner so it doesn't run off to another state when you sweat, but why encourage him? Johnny Depp he ain't.)
 
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BigTodd said:
Marilyn Manson looking tranny
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Who wore it better?
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Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Of the large amount of money Arianna fronted you for the gem show, what dollar amount has been returned to her?
Not the joint account, mind, how much money has she personally received of what she lent you?
You assured her she would be made whole. It has been quite a while.
How much has she received in dollars and cents?
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CanofSoda said:
@Thomas Jay Wasserberg So, I'm awfully curious, how do you plan on paying Arianna back? Remember, you still owe them $600.
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Considering he said his table made $2,000, it's nowhere near what he needed to make in order to come out ahead. It's clear that Tom's swiss-cheese brain counts "trades", inflated by his sense of their worth, as profit, when no financial institution or accountant would take them as such. He borrowed money from Arianna he'll never pay back and we all called it, before, during and after the whole shitshow. :story:

TheJabroni said:
Now I've seen Tommy up close before but this time he was wearing EYELINER. Alot of it. And he was flustered all to hell for some reason, which caused him to sweat. And this sweat combined with the eyeliner caused it to bleed heavily and smudge down his eyelids. He looked pretty bad and was in a rush....The hurried Tooter continued to be jittery and eventually left the line and placed his stuff he was carrying with the cashier stating he was about to miss a bus and hurried out the door, which was the last I saw of him that day.
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