Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
@Brad Watson_Miami if you studied English, why is it that your little .doc file has so many errors in it? Including but not limited to capitalizing the beginning of a paragraph? I take it all you have access to is WordPad and so can't do a lot with your writing (LibreOffice is free, I suggest picking it up if you're too poor for Microsoft Office), but you should at least proofread your shit. I had to do a ton of work to make this legible.
 
@Anonymus Fluffer,

You said awhile back that you're a Buddhist? If so, you're the worst one I've ever met!

Gautama Buddha sat under the Bodhi Tree for 7 weeks to gain enlightenment. Then he taught his first lesson: The 4 Noble Truths (which after current review, aren't that true).

Buddha-Under-Bodhi-Tree.jpg

@Raise 'Em High,

Again. New here? For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "Judge everyone according to their actions"?
 
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@Anonymus Fluffer,

There's no errors in the file, unless it translated weird into your computer. It translated fine into mine. Of course, I've capitalized the beginning of all the paragraphs. I use Microsoft Office/Word. See http://7seals.blogspot.com for another version with a different format.
 
@Anonymus Fluffer,

You said awhile back that you're a Buddhist? If so, you're the worst one I've ever met!

Gautama Buddha sat under the Bodhi Tree for 7 weeks to gain enlightenment. Then he taught his first lesson: The 4 Noble Truths (which after current review, aren't that true).


People believe that to be true (It's Siddhārtha Gautama, Buddha wasn't his given name, but I know you cannot spell Siddhārtha so I'll ignore that), however what's written about him came 400 years or so after he died. A lot of his life may have been a falsehood. So of his teachings also came from older religions, including the idea of Kamma. You'll also want to do further research into what Siddhārtha taught as well as each type of Buddhism. Each one teaches something different. Some even full on theologies.

By the way Richard, I'm a better Buddhist than you are a Christian. After all, look how many times you've sinned not just in life but on this board as well.


@Anonymus Fluffer,

There's no errors in the file, unless it translated weird into your computer. It translated fine into mine. Of course, I've capitalized the beginning of all the paragraphs. I use Microsoft Office/Word. See http://7seals.blogspot.com for another version with a different format.

Sorry Richard, but on Word it looks like trash unless you do a bit of work on it. I use Word and Publisher on a daily bases so I know what I'm talking about.
 
Brad would be a Nichiren Buddhist -- constantly proselytizing and repeating the same mantra over and over and over and over and...

And coming up with excuses as to why they can commit crimes (Such as Nichiren behavior during WW2)


@NobleGreyHouse,

Did you know Buddha spent 7 weeks under the Bodhi Tree - a FIG tree (like Adam and Eve) - and then taught his first lesson of the 4 Noble Truths?

http://Wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Noble_Truths

The Bodhi tree actually refers to multiple trees Richard not just the Sacred Fig. You also fail to mention the Eight Fold Path (Ten Fold in some cases) Stop pretending like you know anything about Buddhism when all you can do is link to a Wikipage.
 
And coming up with excuses as to why they can commit crimes (Such as Nichiren behavior during WW2)




The Bodhi tree actually refers to multiple trees Richard not just the Sacred Fig. You also fail to mention the Eight Fold Path (Ten Fold in some cases) Stop pretending like you know anything about Buddhism when all you can do is link to a Wikipage.
The tree Eve ate from wasn't a fig tree either (or at least, there is no evidence to support this) but Brad neither knows nor cares. He just makes up whatever stories he likes to illustrate his religion-of-one.

I support his right to do this, I just wish he'd throw in some dinosaurs and autobots and shit, because what he has now is getting stale.
 
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@Anonymus Fluffer,

"The idea of Kamma"? Is that anything like karma?

Sorry, Fluffer, but it looks like you're not worthy to lOOk upon the Holy Word of the "7 Seals"/theories.
 
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The tree Eve ate from wasn't a fig tree either (or at least, there is no evidence to support this) but Brad neither knows nor cares. He just makes up whatever stories he likes to illustrate his religion-of-one.

I support his right to do this, I just wish he'd throw in some dinosaurs and autobots and shit, because what he has now is getting stale.

May as well add faeries too for some magic.

By the way, if any one wanted to see what Proxima Centauri's habitual zone looks like when compared to us here you go. I figured I crush Richard's dreams some more before making something to eat and get ready for my date today. Where Richard always puts his "Planet Nestor" would make the planet cold as fuck.

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@Anonymus Fluffer,

"The idea of Kamma"? Is that anything like karma?

And there you go, proving once again you know nothing about Buddhism.
 
@ChurchOfGodHippo,

How do you manage to get everything wrong?! 0% correct - amazing!

The tree Eve and Adam ate from was a fig tree. The evidence to support this (like I heard a rabbi teach about 30 years ago) is...

6When the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was desirable to make one wise, she took from its fruit74 and ate; and she gave also to her husband with her, and he ate. 7Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves loin coverings. 8They heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the garden...
- Genasis 3:6-8
 
@ChurchOfGodHippo,

How do you manage to get everything wrong?! 0% correct - amazing!

The tree Eve and Adam ate from was a fig tree. The evidence to support this (like I heard a rabbi teach about 30 years ago) is...

6When the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was a delight to the eyes, and that the tree was desirable to make one wise, she took from its fruit74 and ate; and she gave also to her husband with her, and he ate. 7Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves loin coverings. 8They heard the sound of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and the man and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God among the trees of the garden... - Genasis 3:6-8
Which means they sewed the leaves over their dangly bits, it doesn't specify that's the fruit they ate.

This is why people say you can't even read, much less write or teach.
 
@Anonymus Fluffer,

Date? Two legs or four?

DATE = Dimensional Aspects of Time Eternal

day=30=D4+A1+Y25
date=30=D4+A1+T20+E5


@ChurchOfGodHippo.

You are always WRONG! What an 9,4,9,15,20. Even though Genasis clearly says that right after Eve and Adam ate the fruit74, they sewed FIG leaves, you think it was a coconut that they ate?! What a 4,9,16,19,8,9,20.

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@ChurchOfGodHippo.

You are always WRONG! What an 9,4,9,15,20.
I'm not the one who can't read a fairly simple description of a fairly simple story. What you posted does not say they ate figs. That's the simple truth of it. You're not exactly the first person who wanted the Bible to mean something other than what the words said.
 
@LoverofBi,

Again I ask, is this supposed to be insulting? If it is, Grade F Fail on your part, puddle.

The order of the English alphabet is directly linked to GOD=7_4 Theory - thee universal constant.

Nope. Only a thief and a liar believes that.

Wrong, pumpkin. The letter O - the circle - is the 15th letter and the full mOOn falls on the 15th day of the 29.53 lunar cycle with the dark new moon being the first day. The letter C is the 3rd letter and the Crescent Moon is seen on the 3rd day of the lunar cycle. Etc.
So then the moon should be in a Z shape on the 26th day of the cycle, then? Since the Alphabet was arranged to coincide with the moon and all?
GOD=7_4 is thee universal constant and names/things that have a gematria value of 7 & 4, e.g. Liberty(7) Bell(4) and sum of 74 like Jesus(J10+E5+S19+U21+S19).

You don't actually complete this thought. You claim it's a constant and things that have a value of 74 and then you just drop off. Did you suddenly realize you don't have a conclusion to that thought?

Sorry to disappoint you or anyone else, but I AM the Christ.

If you were the christ, that would be a disappointment. Fortunately I AM certain you're not even A christ, much less THE christ.

They way you worded that implies that someone who stole something only worth $200 can't be the Christ, but if they stole million$ (e.g. Trump University), they could be. Is that what you meant?

No, he meant that a thief, liar, felon, and middling musician is not anointed.

Everyone's familiar with the story of Excalibur - The Sword In The Stone. The young Arthur - to everyone's amazement - was the one "worthy to pull the sword from the stone". Read Revelation 5:1-14...

That would require you to be worthy of anything, puddle.

Man, puddle, you're scrabbling even more desperately than usual for purchase. TV not helping you out today? Hath the cable networks forsaken thee?

I guess I AM not going to tell you I know the identity of the anointed, of the christ. You are not worthy to know.
 
@Monolispth,

Your false premises produce false conclusions. No physicist that I know of believes, "The Heisenberg uncertainty principle means we can't form a theory of everything. This can be written as 'If Heisenberg, then not theory of everything.'" If you can produce a physicist supporting that, please go ahead and do so.
Heisenberg. That's the point of the theory.

[URL='https://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/nov/10/what-is-heisenbergs-uncertainty-principle']Guardian[/URL]'s simple explanation said:
The uncertainty principle says that we cannot measure the position (x) and the momentum (p) of a particle with absolute precision. The more accurately we know one of these values, the less accurately we know the other.

And for a definition of a ToE:
Steve Weinberg said:
A theory of everything (ToE), final theory, ultimate theory, or master theory is a hypothetical single, all-encompassing, coherent theoretical framework of physics that fully explains and links together all physical aspects of the universe.

So Brad, if you do indeed have a theory of everything, you should be able to calculate two values about one little particle.
 
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