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It's worse than that. He went to Japan in 2003. Jono's wedding was in 2009.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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It's worse than that. He went to Japan in 2003. Jono's wedding was in 2009.
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So he thought, “Great! A wedding! What do I wear to look really special?” And then he went through all his clothes and thought, “Yes! That’s it!”
Also, Christ, was there ever a time when this dude looked young?
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I really want to find earlier photos of him now to see just how young he was when he decided to become a neckbeard.
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Godbear bless you for those wedding pics.
That is some great work.
That is some great work.
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There's gotta be a middle/high school yearbook photo of him out there somewhere.
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Presumably it shouldn't be too hard to do this, Jake's Hometown isn't New York and probably has only two or three high schools. His family has always been low income and moms a hippie so we can factor out private and religious academies. I'd say find the public high school that's closest to Jake's house and order a yearbook, most schools even allow you to do it online now.
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This one might have him:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/361974659735
Not inclined to waste $40 to find out though. Maybe someone could ask the seller.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/361974659735
Not inclined to waste $40 to find out though. Maybe someone could ask the seller.
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He was just 27-28 years old in those pictures. Normally I would have thought that only someone with a history of heavy alcohol use and smoking could look that worn out before 30.
2009 was right before his meltdown over seeing someone else beat him to the punch over a card game he wanted to make. Quite possibly the last time he left his hometown that wasn’t for a con.
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So his "me so solly" hat is an even more tonedeaf version of OPL's pony horn / ears of fail?
And Jake was wearing it 6 YEARS later? That's some impressive 'tism.
I'd love to see Jake squirm if his SJW buddies caught wind of his ching chong cultural appropriation.
And Jake was wearing it 6 YEARS later? That's some impressive 'tism.
I'd love to see Jake squirm if his SJW buddies caught wind of his ching chong cultural appropriation.
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He’d just double down on his “that’s not me Violet Hargrave has never been doxed” narrative.
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If I’m reading it right, the cousin that was getting married was the same one he visited in Japan and made the company with, right?
It looks like it was one of his Chelsea-type stalking moves where he was trying to force his cousin to be friends with him again.
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We're pretty sure we know the school and the year, but haven't yet come across uploaded photos from that particular yearbook yet.
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He owns the game on steam and if I remember had like 20 hours in it. Jake just hates video games and vidya culture.
The wedding photos are choice. The fact that he has not changed his appearance or bought new clothes in almost 10 years is just too much. His velcro shoes and the hat are so perfect it’s like the most elaborate joke ever. And he looks like he’s standing on a table giving a speech which was likely both longwinded and pointless if his writing is anything to go by. I look forward to mombot posting photoshops now that there’s more dank meme material.
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double-checked, the mombot twitter is still on hiatus. HNNNNNG SHE REALLY MEANT IT (quitting twitter over Dan Olson being complicit in hiding youtuber Justin Carmical's molestation of children)
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Just look at the faces of the people near him
I imagine this what it was like when Chris went into church with his pony horn.
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And that's just family members. I wish we had shots of the people he didn't know reacting to him.
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This whole wedding saga really makes it painfully obvious how Jake was that guy who never grew up as everyone moved past him, with the final piece being the hat. In his mind, his cousin is still the same guy who he hung out with in Japan, not the guy who has moved back home and grown up. He really is that sad character from so many movies, just without the redemption arc.
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I can't imagine the embarrassment of having the neckbeard basement-dweller cousin showing up to the wedding between his cousin and a Chinese woman, wearing his best coolie hat. It'd be like marrying a nice black professional and having some drunk uncle show up flashing a fake gold and diamond grill.
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Holy shit, I didn’t realize his cousin married an Asian woman. That just adds an amazing amount of cringe to the fat troll prancing around in a coolie hat at her wedding.
I can totally see him doing a Mickey O’Rourke’s angry chinamen neighbor routine from Breakfast at Tiffany’s routine too.
Seriously I would think Jake is shitting his ten year old dirty undies over those photos. His SJW troon crowd try to destroy ppl over wearing dreads for cultural appropriation. I mean even Jake’s republican boogeymen would take a look at a fat white guy wearing a Coolie hat at a Chinese woman’s wedding and think that’s some offensive shit.