DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Surly Muppet]

Jesus Phil. Did you really just do this?

No no, it's 4D chess against the tolls, guys. There's no way his viewers don't want to see the playthrough, that's not why his views are in the tank. Or why he had to make this poll at all. Maybe the trolls are going 5D on you Phil, and will talk you into continuing to play it so nobody contributes.

 

[Phalanx]

Ok conspiracy time... flashback the year is 2017 and its April; Phil is dodging all the bullets like motherfucking Neo in the Matrix engraved on those bullets is one word... Leanna. Now go to present day and Phil as of late is dodging every single scenario and event where Kat is raised. Birthday cake dat shit was store bought he let slip and people cottoned on fast. Birthday appearance said Kat was tired n shit even though she had the day off. Pay attention he keeps letting slip she is at home on days he said she was working which we know is Monday - Thursday. He said for example 2 fridays back and on his birthday that Kat was not in when she has a day off.

Now the conspiracy because last year this happened he did not do DSP tries it because if he did the cover is blown we'd know she is gone. Phil basically was forced into submission last time because his fans realised the detractors were on to something and he let spill she was gone for weeks most likely a month by that point easily actually it was near 6 weeks he said in mid may and Leanna went silent early April.

Personally because Phil is an idiot I think she has left him or is potentially "not there" I know this is insanely autistic but this adds fuel to that fire because its looking suspect as fuck.

TLDR - Phil does not want to do DSP tries it because it reveals Tyrone has visited soulmaid.

 

[Coin Ops]

The real winner of the poll is "There's no good games out this year, everythings been trash! Even God Of War which Sony and internet morons hyped up and look what we got! average fucking game. Hate to say it everyone, but 2018 is a horrible HORRIBLE year for gaming. Console fanboys are the only ones who likes god of war and elitist reviewers just gave it 10/10 because they want more free games from sony! It is what it is folks, this is why you should be waiting a week fo HONEST reviews from people like me! the REAL players of the game!"

"anyway Detroit is coming out soon and dood, Heavy Rain MADE me famous, it's going to be HYPE!"

This is awesome. I'm drunk and have to do my take:
"Folks, these brain dead worthless humans that have their MILLIONS *waves arms around* of followers hyped the FUCK out of this game and got everyone excited *looks at chat* and uhh...and there you go. Sixty bucks down the drain and I got LITERALLY nothing out of it. Thanks David Jaffe. Go FUCK yourself! *flips off camera*"

 

[PieceofShet]

Not sure if you noticed, but everything ha labeled as "fanservice", ended up being dead. KOgaming, montages, reviews, dsp tries it. He really does care about his fans.

EDIT: Subs at 439.

 

[Wurstbrot]

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Jesus Phil. Did you really just do this?

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No no, it's 4D chess against the tolls, guys. There's no way his viewers don't want to see the playthrough, that's not why his views are in the tank. Or why he had to make this poll at all. Maybe the trolls are going 5D on you Phil, and will talk you into continuing to play it so nobody contributes.

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Why don't we have a facepalm-rating? This is one of the most stupid things he ever wrote. Is he the major of Trala-Land, where all his viewers are happy Haribo gummi bears who jump over the blooming gouty fields and cheer in joy when King Phil flies with his magic couch over them? But then there are these evil but very stupid Detractobots who try to destroy Trala-Land. However, King Phil is there to fool the mindless machines by opening a poll to everyone. And the Haribos go like "But we love all what you touch, King Phil. We can't vote for the last point" and so King Phil unmasks the slanderous spies under the gummi bears. Hurra! Hurra! Trala-Land is saved again! And the Detractobots shake their fists to the sky: Fooled us again, King Phil!

This must be a nice place.

Waah waah, they're all so mean. I'm not a whiny baby. What are the odds that thousands of sociopathic mentally ill morons from all over the world target meee [reee] and not someone else? I did nothing wrong, I did everything right. I'm such a nice, very likeable and 100% positive guy. Just let me exist in my little bubble and go away. I swear I could be entertaining but I don't want to. I could pick up any controller and be entertaining. What have I ever done to these shitheads who should burn in hell, not a single bad word from my lips. Waaaah.

 

[Drip Feed]

That Yolodoppler dig was spicy, wonder if he reeled back and is thinking about dropping phil now, it was kinda harsh in front of the 4 other viewers to be called out like that.

 

[Phalanx]

Well it happened like with BSV Phil backed him until he was forced to out of sheer stupidity and now hopefully the same will happen. He is stupid to think everyone is interested in God of War or even - oh I watched Dave on twitch but that game play and commentary was riveting AF so I will watch it again. Its either one or the other Dave not some magical world where your fans watch you 24/7, the most thing detractors do for example is watch snort or your pre streams because thats where you get max autism.

Just seen that shit with Yolodopper, holy shit what a cunt well Phil was to him. I hope he turns heel tbh. Btw why the fuck is he making this his main stream for like 2 weeks well planning. Its going to do shit because he can barely hold 400 plus with how hostile he has been with Kat, he is going to get trolled btw the thing with Yolodopper a similar thing happened regarding Leanna last year word for word again at the same time of year too.

Phil implosion arc incoming.

 

[Faded]

I've never understood his use of Youtube when he streams at the same time.

All top streamers, use youtube as a way to get attention. Advertising for their main streams.
They create highlight reels, and cool clips and a shorter version of each stream.

They try to generate new viewers from youtube, then direct them over to their streams.
Gaining a fan for life.

DSP thinks that YouTube is there purely to make ad revenue.
This is dumb.

His YouTube revenue will always pale in comparison to real people giving him money.
And the way his tries to cater for the youtube audience his way..... fucks it up for the actual streamer viewing audience.

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If I were him.

All he needs is a video editor, to help him out once a week.
He has enough revenue easily to make it happen.

And I;m sure the investment would be wroth it. His youtube wouldn't be a laughing stock then, for the wrong reasons. But for the right reasons.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I know we say this every time but I feel like the end might be nigh for Phil.

His subs were declining, slowly, until a bunch of subs got gifted for the goal (DSP Tries it which won't continue past this one, which also does well view-wise typically).

Since the goal was reached, subs dropped suddenly (439 as per a few posts up) which doesn't include the gifted subs (which is 100% certain to not be renewed at all when they expire and totalled 55)

His views are the lowest they've been in a long time

Kat is nowhere to be seen. Now I can totally get that she has her own independent life, but with Phil and to a lesser extent Panda, thats not a thing. She needs to be front and center to draw views. He is a two man show masquerading as a one man show. She might be gone or she might just be firm in not wanting to join the circus, but he knows for sure that coop (which he cant do with John Rambo or anyone else) is out of the question so...

The second tax drive was a failure (especially compared to the first) and we already know that his debt situation over the last 12 or so months has got progressively worse

His suspensions from twitch not only harm his income while he isnt streaming, but has him on thin ice on having a revenue stream at all.

Is there anything else im missing from the last month or so?

 

[Christopher Alyre Fleming]

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Phil's property taxes are rolled into his mortgage, along with his homeowners insurance. He doesn't pay a lump sum.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I know we say this every time but I feel like the end might be nigh for Phil.

Good job, you just jinxed it.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Not only does phil think youtube is only for making money on but he assumes thats what every single youtuber uses youtube for, he simply cannot grasp the idea that a lets player has a real job and does lets plays as a hobby. The Super Gaming bros. for example do very high quality lets plays that are not only entertaining but informative about little quirks in the coding and such, despite that each member is either in school or has a job well the last time i checked they did.

 

[Marsaudiac]

As someone who's missed out on the vast majority of his recent khantent, is he at least still more humble on stream than WingsOfRedemption? Wings has gone as far as to tell viewers "you have no value to me" and refuse to converse with them on stream until they donate or subscribe.

 

[BrunoMattei]

As someone who's missed out on the vast majority of his recent khantent, is he at least still more humble on stream than WingsOfRedemption? Wings has gone as far as to tell viewers "you have no value to me" and refuse to converse with them on stream until they donate or subscribe.

Phil is about on par with Wings in that regard. He just doesn't acknowledge the stream chat not unless he's getting trolled or he gets money.

 

[actually]

The next DSP installment will happen shortly. Just a feeling.

I'm a bit curious, has anyone seen the Kat-maid recently? I'm a bit worried she's the new secret ingredient in that horrid sauce DSP makes...

Just to stay relevant, has anyone else noticed DSP paid off his first half of this year's taxes?
http://info.kingcounty.gov/finance/...Property.aspx?Parcel=ZpT1v4Q0STJFNcmTyVBu/Q==

@Christopher Alyre Fleming covered it, but to reiterate, the property taxes are almost certainly included in the mortgage payment. @drgnkiller should probably drop this point as it's not really a valid one.

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqgs7m

http://archive.is/xpiBq

Interesting that his CPM is apparently more like $0.50 than $1 (if he's not lying....so 50/50 at best). Of course, that's on KOHV channel, so I think that $1 CPM is probably still a good guesstimate for dspgaming.

Since the goal was reached, subs dropped suddenly (439 as per a few posts up) which doesn't include the gifted subs (which is 100% certain to not be renewed at all when they expire and totalled maybe 25-30, will edit the right number if someone has it)

55 gifted subs that showed up in chat. That 25-30 was from the one Bloodborne stream on 4-15-18 where Kulu_Ya_Ku gifted a bunch.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

55 gifted subs that showed up in chat. That 25-30 was from the one Bloodborne stream on 4-15-18 where Kulu_Ya_Ku gifted a bunch.

Jesus fucking christ hes gonna get hit hard

 

[BSV]

I think phil is really burnt out. He is open about it being all about the money. And he says he don't want to be a full time entertainer. He even sort of kills his long going DSP tries it series. And it seems like the soulmaid is bein worn out, or maybe is already at this point. So what is left is only a man that is not going to be entertaining. Who feels miserable that will only do things if he gets money for it.
Editing videos isn't worth it. Making entertainment isn't worth it. (unless as a monetary goal) Who wants to watch a bitter and salty e-beggear that complains about being old. If his streams isn't supposed to be entertainment. Then what is the purpose? Yeah I guess the end is near for phil. He doesn't have the will to put in the work, but still expects the rewards. I almost feel sorry for him being this delusional.

 

[Dragoonism]

I've never understood his use of Youtube when he streams at the same time.

All top streamers, use youtube as a way to get attention. Advertising for their main streams.
They create highlight reels, and cool clips and a shorter version of each stream.

They try to generate new viewers from youtube, then direct them over to their streams.
Gaining a fan for life.

DSP thinks that YouTube is there purely to make ad revenue.
This is dumb.

His YouTube revenue will always pale in comparison to real people giving him money.
And the way his tries to cater for the youtube audience his way..... fucks it up for the actual streamer viewing audience.

Without a major sub base on YT your not making any big money there as long as you just uploads raw unedited videos like Phil, if Phil wants to make any big numbers on YT he needs to upload videos of gameplay that havent been streamed since people mostly dont wanna see the same shit twice!

Jesus fucking christ hes gonna get hit hard

Somehow i get the feeling that this is something planned, that the guy wants to get Phils hopes up and then they all just vanish in a month and reality comes crashing in.

 

[Xenomorph]

I think phil is really burnt out. He is open about it being all about the money. And he says he don't want to be a full time entertainer. He even sort of kills his long going DSP tries it series. And it seems like the soulmaid is bein worn out, or maybe is already at this point. So what is left is only a man that is not going to be entertaining. Who feels miserable that will only do things if he gets money for it.
Editing videos isn't worth it. Making entertainment isn't worth it. (unless as a monetary goal) Who wants to watch a bitter and salty e-beggear that complains about being old. If his streams isn't supposed to be entertainment. Then what is the purpose? Yeah I guess the end is near for phil. He doesn't have the will to put in the work, but still expects the rewards. I almost feel sorry for him being this delusional.

I thought I would never see the day I would see YOU of all people write this. I agree 100%.

 

[Wing Zero]

Somehow i get the feeling that this is something planned, that the guy wants to get Phils hopes up and then they all just vanish in a month and reality comes crashing in.

The guy who gifted the most subs name was Kulu-Ya-Ku. That's a Monster Hunter World monster. This might even be a plan to force Phil to play MHW for Patron's Choice.