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Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)
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Yo hold up.. Your buddy Gruntchovski has an ED page?
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gruntchovski
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Gruntchovski
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The rabbit hole goes deeper...
EDIT: I don't get this. If the guy hates bronies and MLP so much, why go to a con? We know it's not just to troll chris with his pals (if @Jack Z himself isn't grunt), because there are pictures of the guy (assuming no one else would put that effort into "cosplaying a nobody) at a con with one of the MLP voice actresses.
Something doesn't add up here. I almost feel like those weird fucking name-drops were trolling ploys, but I can't prove it. Idk. This keeps getting stranger and stranger.
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Be sure to treat her to a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant.
Should probably also bring Barb along so that she doesn't die or something.
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I'm so confused right now.
So some rando got in good with Chris and something-something Chris is bisexual now and then the rando paid Chris $1,200 to go to bronycon in hopes that....what? Him and Chris would become BFF and maybe suck dick together?
Who's the dipshit that bought the ring for $10,000 ? Or what that a lie by Chris?
Oh...and we found out @Marvin is a too trollable jar of pickles
So some rando got in good with Chris and something-something Chris is bisexual now and then the rando paid Chris $1,200 to go to bronycon in hopes that....what? Him and Chris would become BFF and maybe suck dick together?
Who's the dipshit that bought the ring for $10,000 ? Or what that a lie by Chris?
Oh...and we found out @Marvin is a too trollable jar of pickles
Rimjob Bob
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Someone pay Chris for Jacks Dox he will give it away in a heart beat for $10 NO HAGGLE in banana money for Barb
" I'm really scared right now the last thing I need is anxiety over my info being leaked"
Posts full bank balance on Kiwi farms
Wintermute
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The most bullshit part of this to me is that Jack Z keeps reinforcing a fear of getting doxxed, but had Chris give a public thanks, came here to post, and keeps giving breadcrumbs like Grunt and his bank info. Unless it's just more autism. I can't tell anymore.
This is why you don't cross autism streams.
This is why you don't cross autism streams.
zap2theextreme
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1. Any suggestions? Perhaps maybe something involving the direction of Sonichu?
2. I'll be wearing a costume, as will my friends. "Jack Z.", however, is an alias, as are DIO and Harold. I'm not sure about Parlette or Shadow Resident's involvement.
3. I have a tripod and some pretty good quality equipment. We're planning on having him sit down in a private area.
4. We'll be as accommodating and be accepting of his needs as much as possible
I also do have a collection of props and stuff. My other friend makes puppet videos. He's one of Curt Sibling's followers. Here he is with Tara Strong!
His dA is Gruntchovski. Please don't troll him, he's a really nice guy.
Not much else, but I think I might've honed in on the whole Chris Parlette/Shadow Resident nonsense.
have a sit down on my dick bitch
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You know, I don't even get upset when Mongoloids like @Jack Z waste their money on Chris. Most of these tards are doing it because in their minds they're some kind of master troll by either getting Chris to do something boring and stupid, like the ones wanting to film interviews with Chris or make some moronic video, or they think they're "trolling the trolls" by trying to make people like us upset that Chris is getting money for nothing or helping him do something that'll make him happy like going to the Pony Fucking Tard Convention.
But it's funnier this way. I say that because Christian Weston Chandler, one of the most gullible people on the internet and someone who has been fooled into making several degrading videos, is honestly scamming other tards into giving him quite a lot of money. One of the stupidest people online is making a living off of other idiots who should know better. But they keep wasting their money so they can "own a piece of Christory" or because "this time they'll make Chris do something epically funny". Some even try to pay Chris to continue the comic. But the end result is usually a shitty video or nothing at all and wasted money that could be better spent elsewhere.
Then they come to places like this forum, places they know will ruthlessly mock them, looking to either gain our praise, troll shield, or do what Chris did in his earliest videos and explain their reasoning and motivations. Whether they're looking for positive attention, popularity, or just an "attaboy", they only ever get our scorn and ridicule, and very often get their dox leaked and threads made about them because so many of them are lolcows in their own right.
I'm sure they always try to justify it in their minds, rationalize it or play some mental gymnastics to try to avoid the pain of realizing they wasted a ton of their money on a lazy manchild who gamed them and they got nothing for that money. And that's what makes it all so hilarious, the thought of these guys coming to realize they got Jack (Z) shit for their money and became new lolcows in the process.
But it's funnier this way. I say that because Christian Weston Chandler, one of the most gullible people on the internet and someone who has been fooled into making several degrading videos, is honestly scamming other tards into giving him quite a lot of money. One of the stupidest people online is making a living off of other idiots who should know better. But they keep wasting their money so they can "own a piece of Christory" or because "this time they'll make Chris do something epically funny". Some even try to pay Chris to continue the comic. But the end result is usually a shitty video or nothing at all and wasted money that could be better spent elsewhere.
Then they come to places like this forum, places they know will ruthlessly mock them, looking to either gain our praise, troll shield, or do what Chris did in his earliest videos and explain their reasoning and motivations. Whether they're looking for positive attention, popularity, or just an "attaboy", they only ever get our scorn and ridicule, and very often get their dox leaked and threads made about them because so many of them are lolcows in their own right.
I'm sure they always try to justify it in their minds, rationalize it or play some mental gymnastics to try to avoid the pain of realizing they wasted a ton of their money on a lazy manchild who gamed them and they got nothing for that money. And that's what makes it all so hilarious, the thought of these guys coming to realize they got Jack (Z) shit for their money and became new lolcows in the process.
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Convince Jack to get Chris to bring Barb along. Use his dox as leverage.
Can you imagine Barb at a fucking pony convention?!
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It'd potentially be funny but she'd probably just pass out asleep in the hotel room, on the floor or on a chair somewhere. Not worth it
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Yeah but what if we got to see Barb in some MLP gear?
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Why dont we change gears and give @Jack Z more time to make things more extreme. I always give he "Saga Runner" the benefit of the doubt and if you're going to have the balls to invest $1200 then you better be a damn good production house, and your convention video better stack up to the rest of the series.
But obviously, Chris isn't even gonna spend the $1200 to get to Bronycon. Its in August, right? Thats plenty long away, and they will need plenty Legos, Bananas, and teeth work by then. Not to mention Chris currently has an impending court case.
@Jack Z while I respect you, I still have to acknowledge that you failed.
But obviously, Chris isn't even gonna spend the $1200 to get to Bronycon. Its in August, right? Thats plenty long away, and they will need plenty Legos, Bananas, and teeth work by then. Not to mention Chris currently has an impending court case.
@Jack Z while I respect you, I still have to acknowledge that you failed.
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I'd say give the benefit of the doubt to the "saga runner", except in this case it's not even a saga. @Jack Z is an idiot, with his idiot friends, who decided to give Chris $1200 to get him to Bronycon so they could be e-famous among us lolcow weirdos (and even get a Cwcki article for some stupid reason). And he's such an idiot that he posts here bragging about it, yet also posting about being concerned about getting him and his friends doxed. It's not a saga because nothing of note is going to happen from it (except this thread). The most we are going to get out of it, and this is being really generous, is either yet another awkward interview that is boring as shit or some pics of him and his idiot friend with Chris at Bronycon.
Odds are better that Chris will blow the $1200 before then and beg for more money so he can go to Bronycon when it gets closer. @Jack Z and his autistic friends will barely be a footnote on the Cwcki that no one will remember come September, except as those gullible morons who gave Chris $1200
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I know. I'm baffled by this as well. Are you posting this to show you have no evil intentions towards Chris? Honestly I don't think people care what your intentions are here beyond idle curiosity. Are you planning on asking Chris to intervene on your behalf and ask that no one dox you? Because that seems like the next step to me. I wouldn't bet on that working, but the resulting autism might be amusing.
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Honestly, that'd make people want to dox him more. @Jack Z and his idiot friends are seriously playing with fire and are probably going to get burnt
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I'm hopeful of this. watching Jack and his friends scramble to avoid an inevitable doxing and ultimately becoming a new lolcow would no doubt be more entertaining than anything they think they're going to get from Chris.
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Okay. Now this is getting pretty fucked up.
Grunt (the person) is holding a puppet of his OC (who I believe is also named Grunt). If you zoom in on the puppet, you will see it is holding a popcorn box. Zoom in further and you will see that the popcorn box is full of something red (blood, I assume) and also has a pony ass (complete with a wheelchair cutie mark) sticking out of it.
If I'm reading this right, Grunt the OC is anti-pony, which (if the OC is a self-insert) may mean that Grunt the person is also anti-pony. So ... this person (who may be anti-pony) paid money to go to a BronyFest and waited in line to pose with a MLP voice actress with his anti-pony OC puppet?
I'd ask why, but I know the answer is :autism:. It's :autism: all the way down.
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I don't know. I can see the doxxing being entertaining MAYBE if he has a presence on the internet... But I feel like chances are, Jack is a 17-19 year old kid with nothing interesting about him. Aside from the fact he's a brony autist. It'll be cool for a few days, but like Idea Guy's dox, just end up fading into nothing.
Okay. Now this is getting pretty fucked up.
Grunt (the person) is holding a puppet of his OC (who I believe is also named Grunt). If you zoom in on the puppet, you will see it is holding a popcorn box. Zoom in further and you will see that the popcorn box is full of something red (blood, I assume) and also has a pony ass (complete with a wheelchair cutie mark) sticking out of it.
If I'm reading this right, Grunt the OC is anti-pony, which (if the OC is a self-insert) may mean that Grunt the person is also anti-pony. So ... this person (who may be anti-pony) paid money to go to a BronyFest and waited in line to pose with a MLP voice actress with his anti-pony OC puppet?
I'd ask why, but I know the answer is :autism:. It's :autism: all the way down.
It'll be a wild ride if Jack turns out to be this dude. I doubt it, but it would be a cool twist, eh?
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