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Wing Zero said:
The guy who gifted the most subs name was Kulu-Ya-Ku. That's a Monster Hunter World monster. This might even be a plan to force Phil to play MHW for Patron's Choice.
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When he played the demo with Kuckon and Co it was so fucking boring since Phil was just lumbering about while the other two actually played the damn thing.
 
BSV said:
I almost feel sorry for him being this delusional.
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I'm not. Not even almost.
Maybe if he really is an 11 year old and not trapped in a mans body.
He had over 10 years to fix his life. The time for repairs are over. The walls break apart and he still refuses to leave his house of mirrors.
To think of it, was I ever sorry for Phil? Nah. He was my lolcow since day 1.

But the rest I agree with. Spot on.
 
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Marsaudiac said:
As someone who's missed out on the vast majority of his recent khantent, is he at least still more humble on stream than WingsOfRedemption? Wings has gone as far as to tell viewers "you have no value to me" and refuse to converse with them on stream until they donate or subscribe.
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He is not. The whole ripping on Yolodopper is a perfect example.

Dopper is a tried and true paypig. Phil also rammed “mah gurlfrend” down our throats for weeks to months on end. Dopper cheered and asked a very harmless question about mah gurlfrend and it triggered Phil something fierce.

He’s becoming more and more unhinged over the silliest shit.
 
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DSP has descended into insane excuses because the only other option would be to admit his stream isn't interesting.

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"THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE, ONLY THE FIRST 3 OPTIONS ARE LEGIT. YOU HAVE TO LIKE ME OR YOU'RE A TROLL."
 
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BallBuster said:
He is not. The whole ripping on Yolodopper is a perfect example.

Dopper is a tried and true paypig. Phil also rammed “mah gurlfrend” down our throats for weeks to months on end. Dopper cheered and asked a very harmless question about mah gurlfrend and it triggered Phil something fierce.

He’s becoming more and more unhinged over the silliest shit.
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This really raised my suspicion about their current standings with eachother. He goes off about how Kat cooks this, does this and does that then gets really defensive about something about her food choices.
 
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BallBuster said:
Yes MrHuth Stuff has it in the first 30 seconds of his God of War 4 Low Views video.
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Holy shit like a lot of people use exaggeration and stuff when it comes to Phil like spergouts and being triggered but he really flipped out over absolutely nothing there.

Somebody for sure got told off by Kat not to mention shit about her on stream again. Remember in January when he was saying all this shit about how there's gonna be co-op playthroughs and you can GET TO KNOW HER as a person and stuff!?
 
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Why is he so determined not to play games on launch day if not before street date? Is it his inner contrarian? He's always seemed like the guy who thought he was way cooler than streamers who were actually successful.
 
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Marsaudiac said:
Why is he so determined not to play games on launch day if not before street date? Is it his inner contrarian? He's always seemed like the guy who thought he was way cooler than streamers who were actually successful.
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He likes to be part of the "Average Gamer" crowd where he has to pay for his own copies and play on the actual release date just like everyone else. That's a load of bullshit of course since he throws fits when others get the game early, or gets incredibly envious of more successful streamers.
 
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There is definitely a rift between Kat and Phil right now. I know some people believe that she is gone but I don’t. I think she is still there. But tensions are definitely high already.

I think she is starting to get fed up by how little he does and how much he complains, on top of her actually going to work most days. Reality is setting in for her. He’s becoming more easily triggered lately and that’s a tell that something is going on.

His subs dropped off again, which should be worrisome for him. Donations have been slow, which is going to worry him as well. Right now he has nothing good going on for him until SF 30th comes out. I expect a boost in viewers for that.
 
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For me personally, there's no reason to watch him play non-fighting games anymore. Not that those rage/dumbass moments aren't good salty fun, but those are fewer and far between nowadays. Reason being he's doing everything he can (preparation, getting help before playing, etc.) to not fuel the TIHYDP that inevitably come out and chronicle his failings. His overweening pride is shooting himself in the foot here because most people, as he's previously acknowledged, want to watch him fail and rage and fail even worse.

That's why I think fighting games are where you still get that salty buttery goodness, because once he eventually gets to online play there's no script, no walkthrough to follow. He does well for a few matches, then once he hits his skill ceiling he'll start getting bodied and the salt will flow. And it's not fake baby rage like you got in Sonic '06, you can tell when he gets really upset because his combination of FGC lingo and lag complaints will fall together in a jumbled word salad. My favorite example would be back in Ultra Street Fighter IV, his Balrog kept getting stuffed and he was gettting so upset that he was starting to combine words, I think the quote was "DUDE I can't do anything DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I'm DUZZY again" He was getting so worked up that he actually combined "that's it I'm done" with "now I'm dizzy again!"

TL;DR Philberto needs to stop worrying and love the atomic salt bomb
 
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BallBuster said:
There is definitely a rift between Kat and Phil right now. I know some people believe that she is gone but I don’t. I think she is still there. But tensions are definitely high already.

I think she is starting to get fed up by how little he does and how much he complains, on top of her actually going to work most days. Reality is setting in for her. He’s becoming more easily triggered lately and that’s a tell that something is going on.

His subs dropped off again, which should be worrisome for him. Donations have been slow, which is going to worry him as well. Right now he has nothing good going on for him until SF 30th comes out. I expect a boost in viewers for that.
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She's there for sure because stuff's being cooked for him that he'd never ever know how to do. She seems like a very controlling person from how he's complaining about their days off where she makes him go out and do a bunch of chores but of course, it could be typical DSP exaggeration. There's a timeline to the whole Kat thing. Before she moved in he talked about all the stuff they can do together, they're gonna be doing VLAHGs and DSP Tries it and maybe Cooking with the King will come back with Kat! Some Co-Op playthroughs! Then the Kat arrived. Remember how he shoved her in our faces for like two days? Did pics of her doing everything, including weird creep pics of her. Then all of a sudden, dead silence, it stopped. Any time anyone asked about Kat, after two days of bragging. He just said what food she made recently. Then after a month of that he made that really uncomfortable video with her where it was obvious she was dragged on. Then after that all these excuses because he won't admit she doesn't wanna be on camera and told him so. "Oh we're not gonna do house tour VLAGs nothings really changed in the house." "Cooking with Kat? SURE we'll do that, here's a stupidly high goal you won't reach so I can say nobody is interested in it when the goal is inevitably not reached!" "There's no Co-op games out recently!" "DSP Tries it is cancelled because of this laundry list of reasons about how I dont like junk food anymore despite still eating junk food days ago!" Its like jeez, why not just admit that Kat doesn't wanna do it and you got ahead of yourself only to find out she told you she's not interested?

And now it's lead to any mention of Kat causes him to be salty. I think she's a controlling person and he's a control freak but inevitably they're doing what she says (Using days off for chores and work etc) and I think she straight up told him no to doing anything online with him, not even in a malicious confrontational way, he just took it that way because he doesn't like being told no, hence the salt. To be honest I don't think she even wanted any presence at all including being announced as his girlfriend, it seems he coerced her into that. She looks so uncomfortable in pictures and videos for a reason because she just doesn't wanna be in them and he doesn't get it. Well, he gets it now, which has upset him because WAH he's not getting his own way. :(
 
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