Jack Z / Jack Jankowski (gave Chris $1,200 for BronyCon, wants to hang out with him there)

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AllMightyCow said:
Looks like you scared Jack, he deleted the post.

Here's a backup :biggrin:
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Didn't he say he worked at GameStop? Looks like I need to switch careers.
 
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You know, I've been thinking about this Jack Z character and as stupidly 'tarded Chris is, the fact another human being feels the need to pay him a month worth of tugboat money to socialize with him is not only stupid but also sad. I mean, we all see Chris a bit differently, right? But here's a man who read all the shit Chris did and said: "Hmm, I want to be his friend. Hell, I'll even pay him to be my friend" and we just watch him do it.

It's like some dude trying to befriend a Tasmanian Devil, lurking it with a steak; you know no good will come out of the act but it's damn fun to watch and yell how much of a schmuck he is. The age of the ween has past, this is the age of the jackass.
 
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Pepito said:
You know, I've been thinking about this Jack Z character and as stupidly 'tarded Chris is, the fact another human being feels the need to pay him a month worth of tugboat money to socialize with him is not only stupid but also sad. I mean, we all see Chris a bit differently, right? But here's a man who read all the shit Chris did and said: "Hmm, I want to be his friend. Hell, I'll even pay him to be my friend" and we just watch him do it.

It's like some dude trying to befriend a Tasmanian Devil, lurking it with a steak; you know no good will come out of the act but it's damn fun to watch and yell how much of a schmuck he is. The age of the ween has past, this is the age of the jackass.
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All he would have had to do was put on a dress and wig and convince Chris he had a true and honest vagina. We probably would have gotten funnier material watching Chris try and woo a lady.
 
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Well the upside to all of this is if Chris manages not to spend the money donated to him by Jack Z and actually goes to Bronycon we’ll get videos of him lumbering around with a unicorn dick on his forehead and sweat stains under his tits.

I just hope he wears a revealing miniskirt and skimpy crop top to Bronycon this year. Chris has been far too slavic and tomboyish for a tomgirl lesbian multiversal transwoymn lately.
 
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Mason Verger said:
The only way to make 70k at GameStop is to bank 7 years worth of pay checks OR rob like 9 of them.
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He said earlier in the thread his friends and him pooled their money. I highly doubt a kid just going off to college has that much money. If the savings screenshot is legit, I bet it's just because he has access to his parents' account or something, probably a jew. Who knows.
 
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Cuntster said:
Well the upside to all of this is if Chris manages not to spend the money donated to him by Jack Z and actually goes to Bronycon we’ll get videos of him lumbering around with a unicorn dick on his forehead and sweat stains under his tits.

I just hope he wears a revealing miniskirt and skimpy crop top to Bronycon this year. Chris has been far too slavic and tomboyish for a tomgirl lesbian multiversal transwoymn lately.
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I for one want a lot of his cutesy 1940s cheesecake "one leg kicked out behind him like he's being kissed by a sailor" poses.

"I highly doubt a kid just going off to college has that much money"
I think he's in his mid to late 20s.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
My guess is that either it's photoshopped, his parents account, or that he gets money from his parents somehow (maybe a trust fund?).
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So you are doubting that anyone who could afford to donate an internet sperg $1200 isn't rich enough to do it?

Shit man, you need to open your eyes a bit more and stop saying "Epik Ween!" so much. Its not all so black and white.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
So you are doubting that anyone who could afford to donate an internet sperg $1200 isn't rich enough to do it?

Shit man, you need to open your eyes a bit more and stop saying "Epik Ween!" so much. Its not all so black and white.
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If he's working at gamestop, he isn't going to have $1200 to throw around without saving up for it. Gamestop pays pretty shit.

Either that's shooped or his mommy and daddy (or another relative) gave him the $
 
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Mason Verger said:
"I highly doubt a kid just going off to college has that much money"
I think he's in his mid to late 20s.
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I will shit myself in public if he is :briefs:. He's said he's setting this whole situation into motion because it's his last summer before college. Plus, he just seems... immature. The Saw videos directed at Chris and such... If he is in his mid to late twenties, this whole thing is way more depressing than I at first estimated.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
My guess is that either it's photoshopped, his parents account, or that he gets money from his parents somehow (maybe a trust fund?).
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My money is trust fund as well and possibly TardBux in addition. If he does work at a game shop it's likely to be involved with his hobby and bring in more disposable scratch for nerd stuff, toys, hobbies, and custom pony plushies with a FleshLight slot. Oh, and paying the internet's biggest laughingstock to be his friend (with benefits) for a couple days at ClopperCon. Pretty pathetic when someone has to bribe others to hang out with them.
 
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Okkervils said:
I will shit myself in public if he is :briefs:. He's said he's setting this whole situation into motion because it's his last summer before college. Plus, he just seems... immature. The Saw videos directed at Chris and such... If he is in his mid to late twenties, this whole thing is way more depressing than I at first estimated.
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He's alluded to being at this since Liquid Bob, and said he was around 16-18 at the time. Being on the spectrum explains a lot of the rest of it.
 
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QWaffen said:
How shitty does your life have to be to pay Chris to suck your dick? Honest question. This has taken weening to a whole new level
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I would not put my dick between an upper and lower set of teeth which are powered by tard-strength for any amount of money or eFame. We've all seen Chris' sex proficiency, and this just seems like a risky situation to put your pecker into.
 
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