when life gets in the way.. | day 2 - 4/25/18

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That was a jumbled mess of bullshit. She shows exactly what people DON’T want to see. It’s painful.

I’m beginning to think she may be a master troll.
 
She still does not understand that your weight can fluctuate on a day to day basis. There are so many things that can affect your weight, so you should never get into the habit of weighing yourself every day. Weigh yourself once a week. There is just no need to weigh yourself every day because one morning the scale will show you down a couple pounds and then the next it may be up. She's going to end up binge eating as usual because she's going to get depressed once she sees the weight on the scale going up due to water retention, glycogen levels, and other factors.

God damn, there is no hope for AL. None.
 
I will be honest. I usually like to transcribe her little videos but as soon as she said "Huh bout nah?" I clicked off
 
You didn't lose 1.6 elbess you idiot, you just probably took a shit that day.
It's actually starting to piss me off a bit how ignorant she's become when usually I just lul *sigh*
 
"What about na?" LMAOOOOOO she's not even trying now with her Southern accent trolling LOL!

Can I just say, I love the thumbnail along with the title "when life gets in the way.. DAY 2" Basically she means when the love of her life, food, gets in the way. You know you're not gonna stick to this, gorl... you have thus far given up on EVERYthing that was even remotely challenging in your life, why would this particular venture be any different?

So let me get this straight. She's "Super, super happy" about not binging on her very first day of this weight loss challenge. But, my dear, I thought you said that you can go months without binging? Why are you making it out to be like it's a struggle every single day? Guess you were lying about that. Shocker.

"I slept a lot longer than I wanted to today..." So damn, gorl, you must have woken up up when the sun was starting to set no doubt, damn.

She's acting like she's the one who came up with it looking like cats are making bread when they kneed. That is a known, obvious thing among cat lovers lol! "Yeah!" *touches her hair trying to be cute* "I'm funny". No, you're unoriginal and incredibly dumb.
 
I can only see two outcomes of this challenge:

-She's going to give up after day 10. :optimistic:
-She's going to suffer from a heart attack.
 
So let me get this straight. She's "Super, super happy" about not binging on her very first day of this weight loss challenge. But, my dear, I thought you said that you can go months without binging? Why are you making it out to be like it's a struggle every single day? Guess you were lying about that. Shocker.
Al video: I'm going to be SUPER honest about what I eat. Obviously, I'm always honest, but.....

Also Al: I've secretly been hoovering chips, ice cream, chocolate, and mexican y'all.
 
People were talking on here about her dropping challenges, including the whiteboard one. I didn't know what that meant exactly, but I went to 9 min in this video and saw a whiteboard. HI HAMBER!
 
How does showing her nappy hair = more chin?

And rotfl, that tiny concealer sample. That's not going to cover Ambers huge moon face.
 
The mall that they drove to does indeed have a Sephora... but guess what else it has guys???? A CHEESECAKE FACTORY <3

Is she that dumb that the best lie she can come up with is "I ran out of makeup, which I could easily order online, but we're driving 2 hours to a Sephora to get some more"? How was that general tso's chicken w/ white rice, FattyLynn?

Not that it actually matters but this particular Sephora is in Richmond, Kentucky. There's no Cheesecake Factory but there is a Logan's Roadhouse around 30 feet away from that JC Penneys. And an Olive Garden about 3 feet from the Logans.
 
She's got a wedding to go to this weekend apparently - I wonder what she'll wear? hah.

Also, Eric - we fucking get it you like to suck dick. The whole "chef boy-r-gay" comment is just so ... :heart-empty::|
 
I wonder if she will pull out her formal yoga pants with only one small hole in them to attend the wedding.
Who knows, maybe it's time for the formal muumuu! I'm voting for a shirt worn backwards, her "nice" yoga pants, her finest Wal-Mart choker, and those boats...I mean, biscuit baskets...I mean Wal-Mart ballet flats.
 
She still does not understand that your weight can fluctuate on a day to day basis. There are so many things that can affect your weight, so you should never get into the habit of weighing yourself every day. Weigh yourself once a week. There is just no need to weigh yourself every day because one morning the scale will show you down a couple pounds and then the next it may be up. She's going to end up binge eating as usual because she's going to get depressed once she sees the weight on the scale going up due to water retention, glycogen levels, and other factors.

God damn, there is no hope for AL. None.
weighing yourself every day isn't a big deal unless you freak out over individual days (either by giving up or becoming over zealous). AL can't seem to handle the info, if it's 497 or less she stops trying and if it's more she freaks out and sets herself up to binge by trying to eat dramatically fewer calories than she's used to. She's just too immature to be consistent and moderate, those are the skills that help with long term weight loss. Most of the free weight loss apps let you graph your weight to keep things in perspective.
 
I wonder if she will pull out her formal yoga pants with only one small hole in them to attend the wedding.
There is no way she has anything nice enough for a weddin' but then again, she's in Tucky so I am sure it's just for Jeans and T-Shirts she still can't wear, so I am going with bed sheet.
 
There is no way she has anything nice enough for a weddin' but then again, she's in Tucky so I am sure it's just for Jeans and T-Shirts she still can't wear, so I am going with bed sheet.
Hopefully she will at least wash her hair and not rock the poop bun at a wedding...she got some makeup though guys thank God! She cant be seen bare faced she has a reputation to uphold.
 
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