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Maybe the outdated notion that women are fragile beings and cannot handle that people dig out old photos of them? Now where is the fainting couch?
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Maybe the outdated notion that women are fragile beings and cannot handle that people dig out old photos of them? Now where is the fainting couch?
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Being a little bitch.
For some reason, though, the majority of actual, real women avoid this trap.
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Like, it would be one thing if the person is actually living as a woman in any real way. Trans activists say no man would ever fake being a trans woman, but if they did...in what way would they be distinguishable from someone like SGG? If anything a faker would make more effort. Like Cartman putting a bow on his hat.
This is more effort to present as a woman than SGG does.
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the funniest thing about this picture is he doesn't trim his moustache and its grown the length spanning over his lips so there is a 100% chance each time he shovels food into his gullet moustache hairs are going into his mouth and getting chewed on.
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So it's gradually fleshing out, in no small part thanks to @CyrusKissFanClub, @zedkissed60, @Yellow Yam Scam, @CrunkLord420, @AnOminous, and especially @Hellfire. If you contributed and I didn't mention you, it's not because I don't appreciate your accomplishments, it's because I'm running off like an hour of sleep and need to go to bed because I can't brain properly right now.
More updates soon.
More updates soon.
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Brav-fucking-o.
I do love the hubris of that interview where Jake acts like an accomplished head of a game company giving others advice on successful board game creation. Bonus points for him speaking about himself as “us.”
Interesting he speaks about be surrounded by so many successful artists, artists that show in galleries!!, he was basically was swatting them away with a stick. Yet his MvM game and packaging looked like garbage, amateurish garbage and he then ended up begging RK to do art for his Red Shirts idea.
The sad, failed private army attempts to pressure R.K. for artwork and trying bully Monsterapoc into a “gimme dat” show Jake has always thought groups of other ppl should spend their time resolving his perceived injustices.
Gives even more weight to the idea that if Jake could just be a member of some oppressed minority he could more effectively get PA to take care of his silly problems. He must have been salivating watching twitter dogpiles happening on behalf of offending trans people and thought he’d finally found the solution to his no-private army problem.
Also he’s always been way more important and special than average fat, white neckbeards. His mom’s friends are artists afterall!
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Somehow I have the feeling if Jake every managed to find an editor to look at his 'Young Adult" novel about someone being trans (assuredly with a self-insert Mary Sue) the pronouns getting messed with would not be the only major problem the editor found.
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I'm now somewhat-seriously playing with the idea of writing a novel with a character based on Jake, like a Confederacy of Dunces for the Twitter era. I'd have to make him more erudite and have a more sophisticated internal life to make it worth reading, but I think having the general plot lead up to that fateful most recent convention, the one where he won't tell us what actually happened but is full of "conspiracies led to people hating me and ostracizing me."
The audience can see from everyone's reactions that they're all repulsed by him on every level, but he just persists in his belief that everyone's social pleasantries are 100% honest expressions of friendship and offers of assistance. Confused and bewildered, the denouement takes place as he goes home and settles into what's now clearly a routine that will lead to him never leaving his house again. I kind of think it'd be great, a savage take on the "Twitter intellectual" and SJW culture.
And the best part is, he can't even sue me for stealing his life for a story, because it'd mean admitting our timelines and photos are accurate. Thx for the material, beardboy.
The audience can see from everyone's reactions that they're all repulsed by him on every level, but he just persists in his belief that everyone's social pleasantries are 100% honest expressions of friendship and offers of assistance. Confused and bewildered, the denouement takes place as he goes home and settles into what's now clearly a routine that will lead to him never leaving his house again. I kind of think it'd be great, a savage take on the "Twitter intellectual" and SJW culture.
And the best part is, he can't even sue me for stealing his life for a story, because it'd mean admitting our timelines and photos are accurate. Thx for the material, beardboy.
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Everyone else in that list had a lot more to do with it than I did, although I concur with the @Hellfire comment, as @Hellfire has been the hero we both need and deserve.
He's also so blockheadedly literal-minded that he seems actually entirely incapable of distinguishing between our actual factual claims, which are pretty much rock-solid, and our random insults and shitposting, which aren't even intended to be accurate.
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"obstacle in your life" is vague, but it probably referring to either "get a real job," "get hired full-time into a game company," "get a degree," "come out publicly as a woman/transition," or "move out of your mom's house."
•Get a real job: Not my favorite answer. The only fixes it directly address is money, which leads to transition/surgery/hormones and living on his own. Doesn't help his delusions of grandeur in the gaming industry, online power cravings, social standing. Maybe co-workers become friends? I doubt it, and and doubt he would see it that way either.
•Get hired full-time into a game company: Similar to the above. Would probably be a dream come true, but it's a fantasy that doesn't really fit the wording of "overcoming" a problem.
•Get a degree: Can we even confirm that Jake actually graduated high school? I saw someone mention we couldn't find a yearbook photo of Jake, maybe he didn't even graduate in the first place, and a lot of adults find it extremely shameful to say they don't have it or their GED in their 30's. This is actually a good fit for the tweet if true, since he's probably smart enough to nail a GED exam, but doesn't have the money for a course/test or won't make time for it. If it's higher education, getting a degree does open other doors to companies & might be why he can't get an entry-level permanent position into Paizo. Attending college is more about forging friendships with industry people/future industry people anyways. Jake seems like the smug enough sort of person who would think he's too good for a diploma or degree, and wants to skip that step and just jump into the gaming industry since there aren't really firm requirements for being a good game designer or scenario writer.
•Come out publicly as a woman/transition: Easily fits the "overcoming" element, and a lot of trannies have the belief that if only they could accept their bodies/get other family members to accept their bodies, that everything else in their life would fall into place. They'd be confident and comfortable enough to get dates, nail job interviews, function in day-to-day society without imagined stress. Jake probably doesn't tell his mom that he feels like a woman, or isn't allowed to act on those feelings which is why he maintains the shitty beard and filthy appearance overall; if he can't be a pretty princess, then he's going to be the shittest-looking man he can be in protest. Seems odd that he'd call having such a talk trivial and seemingly insignificant though.
•Move out of your Mom's house: Moving, if you have the income and browse apartment openings, is pretty trivial and inconsequential. Having your own place opens a lot of options for having women take you more seriously as a mate & makes you pretty popular in D&D/tabletop gaming circles for having private spaces to play together without needing to placate a store owner with regular purchases or a librarian's ego trips. It would also satisfy his need to wear dresses privately without judgement. It is pretty embarrassing to live with your mom in your 30's & would be hard to mention to others, especially when you brag that you're hot shit about being a game designer and writing Pathfinder content/making your own board games.
Thinking out loud, No GED is my favorite emergent theory right now, but the Moving Out & Coming out of the Closet are close seconds here.
Jake is confused by the Infinity Stones
WILLFUL FUCKING IGNORANCE. Literally a major plot point and brightly colored element of every Marvel movie since Captain America in 2011 & the first Avengers 2012 movie. I'd expect this tweet from a fucking normie but not a lv. 30 greybeard.
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WILLFUL FUCKING IGNORANCE. Literally a major plot point and brightly colored element of every Marvel movie since Captain America in 2011 & the first Avengers 2012 movie. I'd expect this tweet from a fucking normie but not a lv. 30 greybeard.
I just realized that Jake is a real life wizard.
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I went back to look at the replies to this Marvel tweet, and wading through his timeline, April 24th he did eighty-five retweets and fifteen personal tweets(mostly longer messages, only two 1-word "thread" tweets).
100 fucking actions on twitter in a 24 hr period.
He's been on this account since September 2014, so 45 months. He has 105K tweets total. In any 30-day period, he averages 2,333 tweets, which comes out to 77 tweets per day, every day, for just under 5 years. Let's say that his fatness has him only awake for 12 hours a day; that's 6 tweets per hour, one action, be it writing a paragraph or reading/sharing someone else's, every 10 minutes. Consecutively. All. Day. :autism:
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Jake just spent 30 tweets "reviewing" the movie The Assignment.
https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/989603741983789057
https://twitter.com/SecretGamerGrrl/status/989603741983789057
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You know how Atlas Shrugged features a bit where a character gives a hundred-page speech? I'm imagining something like that, except it's a hundred pages of the heroic Jack Alby mumbling vaguely about "Nazis" and "certain people" and "accidental blocking."
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It's changing his name/ID. Bet anything you like. He's probably upset because that convention that he wanted to pay his way on wouldn't consider him a woman GM without some attempt to change documentation. If he applies as Jake Alley, he knows he can't simultaneously call himself Violet for purposes of being a diversity token. He really thinks things like getting to go to one more con for free will solve his problems, will be the start of him digging his way out of the hole he dug his way into. He could make the right connections and be seen as his true feminine self and start building his resume as Violet, and he'd live happily ever after. But I'm guessing mommy isn't interested in driving Jakey-poo to the courthouse for a legal name change, and he's concocted a million reasons that he can't possibly figure out a way to do it. He needs to have an obstacle he deems insurmountable, because it means effort isn't worthwhile.
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To add to this I don't believe for a minute Jake's mom is a transphobe. Everything we know suggests she'd a hard left Trump hating new age hippy who would be fucking thrilled to have a trans child she could virtue signal about. Jake won't transition because deep down he knows he's a man and would look fucking ridiculous as a woman.
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Jake the incel knows the "tenets of inceldom"
Jake wants to spend "unhealthy amounts of time playing" Battletech, because a Twitter troon buddy made it.
Jake wants to spend "unhealthy amounts of time playing" Battletech, because a Twitter troon buddy made it.
Jake replying to a locked account of the above Battletech troon.
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How many of the reports Jake made were about actual "terror plots being made and carried out"? Surely Jake should be able to point to exactly which plots he reported to authorities only to have them ignore his reports and for the plot to subsequently be carried out. Prior reports get an insane amount of media attention in the wake of spree killings/terrorist attacks. Why isn't Jake going to the media about his prior reports?
Reading incel forums and concluding that "one of these people is going to snap and hurt people one day" requires no special research or special insight into human behaviour. It's being able to predict which of the many people posting their dark, destructive fantasies is an actual threat that requires skill.
Jake has the same level of hatred towards and wishes the same level of destruction on his "foes" as incels do to women. In a sense I think he does understand their feelings of intense isolation and injustice - he just blames a different target.
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I'm not so sure it's such a good idea for Jake to advocate for the government to start looking into young, unemployed, socially isolated, men who have problems with women because if they did he'd be one of the first ones to end up on their radar.