"angry" gamers/critics

TheClorax said:
JobbyTheHong’s a pretty entertaining guy. He reviews action figures and shit, but what sets him apart from other degenerates is that he’s actually funny. Especially with how self-aware he is.
I am legitimately sure that with each passing review, he slowly loses more of his sanity.
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Jesus Christ I've watched that Spider-Man video like four times already.
 
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dunbrine47 said:
Brah, It's Channel Larry now. The first two that are getting added are Top Hat Gaming Man and Slopes Game Room.
(Two channels Larry has helped in the past for those who do not understand the joke).
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Top Hat LARPing Man more like.
 
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Phantom Strider uploaded this recently about his least favorite Simpsons characters.


6. Santa's Little Helper is a dog. Deal with it!
5. Rod and Todd don't need to have character development. Sometimes flat characters are there for a reason. They are fine the way they are.
4. Artie Ziff is a quintessential "nice guy" who tried to have his way with Marge. But of course, Strider doesn't like him because he negatively portrays nerds. Sorry, aren't Lisa and Milhouse the resident nerds.
3. Helen Lovejoy is supposed to be hateable. She's a busybody and a total bitch. He complains about her being malicious and not over the top--isn't that kind of the same thing, malicious is kind of heightened.
2. Patty Bouvier has every right to be an asshole to Homer as she doesn't think he's good enough for Marge. Also the episode he cited was monumental because she came out of the closet and Marge was in denial, and they were hinting at Patty's sexuality for a while. And Patty wasn't looking for a partner, they were already a couple by the time the episode started. Also, Patty turned her fiancee down for lying to her about her gender. I know I'm sperging, but it's one of the few good post shark jump episodes and I enjoy it.
1. Miss Hoover makes a perfect foil for Lisa's optimistic and keen to learn nature, and her exasperation at Ralph is always hilarious. And she doesn't need a backstory as to why she's apathetic. She is a public school teacher at Springfield elementary.

Also is it just me, or does Strider talk very slowly like he's patronizing a child? Seriously, fuck you Strider. How does he have fans?

EDIT: Whoops! I didn’t look back and notice the other post!
 
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Christ Strider's really going through the washed-up sperg section on YouTube. AlphaJay?

And because I'm nice:

6. Whirlybrains
5. Salsa Imbecilicus
4. Frankendoodle
3. SB-129
2. Spongehenge
Honourable Mentions: Fungus Among Us, Face Freeze
1. Squidward In Clarinetland
 
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Strider reviews The Godfather:
  • "The characters are too mean spirited."
  • "It's BOOOORING."
  • "Not enough bright flash colours."
  • "Why can't all the gangsters get along?"
  • "Not enough children." - Notice how he only watches shit with child characters? An :islamic: detail I noticed.
  • "It's too avant guarde."
  • "People speak Italian too much and that confuses me."
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Can you even imagine Strider bumbling his way through a David Lynch or Luis Bunuel movie?
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Yes! He needs to review Un Chien Andalou like yesterday! He'll love that opening shot.

I do have friends who are animators and created some really beautiful thesis projects. Like I wonder what he thinks about surreal, short animation, where there is a storyline but it isn't stated.
 
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darkhorse816 said:
I do have friends who are animators and created some really beautiful thesis projects. Like I wonder what he thinks about surreal, short animation, where there is a storyline but it isn't stated.
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He'll never do it, as much as he otherwise should, if only to validate himself as less of a brain dead faget.
 
Why do all of these cartoon spergs (Enter, Strider, Doug, etc.) always have the exact same thoughts and opinions?
Are they so autistic that they can't come up with anything original, including different opinions?
(That was a rhetorical question, BTW.)
 
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Doug is the one that started it all, so any opinions he has regarding cartoons will mostly be his own (and maybe just a recompilation of thoughts he's heard over the years).

Strider however only lives to copy others. When he tries to form his own original opinions, well, we get this:

 
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friedshrimp said:
Doug is the one that started it all, so any opinions he has regarding cartoon will mostly be his own (and maybe just a recompilation of thoughts he's heard over the years).

Strider however only lives to copy others. When he tries to form his original opinion, well, we get this:

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LOL Strider thinks Tiny Toons is a "forgotten" cartoon. He probably thinks that because they don't air new episodes, therefore nobody remembers it anymore.
Fuck off, Strider.
 
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