DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[chairgate]

Yolodopper cheered, Phil ignored it saying "Yolodopper did a cheer but it's way too long sorry I can't read it"

How to get over your ex in 1 easy step.

FUCK THAT BITCH NOW I CAN DO MIDNIGHT STREAMS, FUTURE IS BRIGHT

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Chat is getting more sexual and more crazy.............

"No, but I did it with a dood ackackackackackack, what a stoooopid question"

"Hey babe I play and ragequit game online to beg for money for a living, wanna come to my place and clean and cook for me?"

 

[Drip Feed]

Interesting story developing on the stream here, i'll fill you guys in:

The queen asked a question

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Phil's answer:

"That's a stooooooooooooopid question swaggins what the fuck are you talking about? Stop asking these hypothetical negative questions please? This is beyond stooooooooopid because obviously I want to live! It's not like i'm terminally ill or something, ugh.......Snnnnnnnnoooooort

Meanwhile Chat is wondering if Phil's PS4 is breaking why don't he takes Kat's old PS4 since she has the PS4 pro now

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Yolodopper cheered, Phil ignored it saying "Yolodopper did a cheer but it's way too long sorry I can't read it"


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But because we are on the topic people start to ask about Leanna, Phil got triggered hard and said "You guys are all stoooooopid i don't even recognize these names who are asking about my ex, ackackack, is that what you do when you meet someone new? Asking about their ex? arrrsehooooles you dumbfuck!"

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New people coming in tipping and he just pushes them out, he could make any bullshit up at this point, but somethings are more important than money.

Also about the hypothetical questions, even from a mod, does nobody learn from BSV? phil isn't your friend you can hang with, give him your money, make a poopoopeepee joke and shut the fuck up, you're not breaking through to him as a pal.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Chat is getting more sexual and more crazy.............


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"No, but I did it with a dood ackackackackackack, what a stoooopid question"

In answer to a Cheer asking about his opinion on 'No glove, No love' Dave only thought about getting a girl pregnant. Not a single mention of the dangers of STDs which is the reason I think most people wear/ have their partner wear a condom.

 

[Prince Lotor]

He's overdue for a meltdown at this point- he's undershot goals ever since Sunshine, hasn't he? Not to mention the tax issues did not rally anyone- Phil got too used to BSV or the mystery donators that would drop $2k in his lap, and he's still betting on it in the back of his mind even with two major whales gone. I'll be shocked if he stays sane until July, assuming things stay as they are- he's undoubtedly stagnating and on the decline compared to last year.

Well he has 7 weeks to come up with $4K for his Q2 Estimated Income Tax Payment due on June 15th, what are the odds he's going to decide not to pay that one either and just bank on a fucking miracle happening sometime before his taxes and fines for not making the estimated payments comes due next April?

I'm guessing he will be extra spastic and increasingly bitter while trying to play it cool like everything's fine.

 

[actually]

Well he has 7 weeks to come up with $4K for his Q2 Estimated Income Tax Payment due on June 15th, what are the odds he's going to decide not to pay that one either and just bank on a fucking miracle happening sometime before his taxes and fines for not making the estimated payments comes due next April?

I'm guessing he will be extra spastic and increasingly bitter while trying to play it cool like everything's fine.

Also need to consider that he might be full of shit. I mean, he's still talking about taking multiple days off in May, and there's a good chance they'll do the "hotel in Seattle" staycation bullshit again. I'd like to think that would piss his paying monkeys off, but then tonight happens, where fucking morons throw a few hundred dollars at him to continue sucking ass at playing games. So who knows.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Dave says that neither of them have any interest in doing a cooking show. Slip? His previous excuses have been a lack of fan interest after they failed to meet rather large Sub goal.
A person asked if he'd shave one leg for $1k tip ( answer as yes). The if he'd shave one eyebrow for $1k Tip ( answer was no ).

He then went on to answer a question about art saying that he has never been moved by any piece of art. He also explained why he didn't answer the vast majority of cheer questions saying that he doesn't think in 'absolutes' and thus does not have 'a favorite /top five of anything'.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Phil if your reading this, and i know that you do, Swagginz is single handily killing your twitch channel with how ban happy she is...

Shhhh don't ruin this

(See @N0thingICanDo 's posts)

I've earned these lulz today my dude.

 

[Haunter]

Also about the hypothetical questions, even from a mod, does nobody learn from BSV? phil isn't your friend you can hang with, give him your money, make a poopoopeepee joke and shut the fuck up, you're not breaking through to him as a pal.

Swagginz needs attention from Phil. I don't think it's a need for full friendship. It's an instant, drug-like satisfaction. Like a hit of friendship at 25 cents a gram.

The only way he can get this attention is cheering with bits. For some reason, it's an established rule in Phil's chat that a cheer must come with a question.

Swagginz has been throwing out these stupid questions non-stop since he first appeared in Phil's chat. I think that "Would you X for a million dollars" one was Swagginz clawing at whatever questions he can come up with to take the edge off.

goldencolts cheered [3] times: $2.00 (avg. cheer of $0.67; 4.16% of total)

Is goldencolts officially back from his hiatus now? If so, Phil's potentially got a hefty whale back to line his coffers.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Well he has 7 weeks to come up with $4K for his Q2 Estimated Income Tax Payment due on June 15th, what are the odds he's going to decide not to pay that one either and just bank on a fucking miracle happening sometime before his taxes and fines for not making the estimated payments comes due next April?

I'm guessing he will be extra spastic and increasingly bitter while trying to play it cool like everything's fine.

He will just charge it to the same credit card he used to buy the new hard drive. To paraphrase an old Phil quote "there is a difference between being broke and being broke with credit."

 

[Forbidden Math]

~10pm CST and views fluctuate between 320-340. Dave got two $50 tips and has become so excited that he plans to play PUBG more times a week as a night time stream going so far as to say that folks in the chat were saying that they wanted to see this game more often. I saw one person say this, One person. Folks were tiping him 25 bits and asking questions that he found reasons not to answer, directing one person to watch old ATK videos for the answer and told folks not to reference the Onion Man meme with his usual snide remarks toward PewDiePie.

Every time Phil says "folks in the chat were saying" he means exactly one person made the comment.

 

[HighTierGout]

Every time Phil says "folks in the chat were saying" he means exactly one person made the comment.

Maybe DSP has the chat window zoomed af because he can't see from afar, therefore one comment can fill up the screen and he thinks everyone is saying the same thing and also why he never answers or replies to stuff longer than 2 sentences, because the zoom of the window is bigger than the screen itself, please guys, buy him a 4k monitor already so he can see less and complain more about how text in games is smaller than it already is

 

[PieceofShet]

Im crying

https://twitter.com/KingofCrybabys/status/990088214999453696

 

[James Smith]

"That's a stooooooooooooopid question swaggins what the fuck are you talking about? Stop asking these hypothetical negative questions please? This is beyond stooooooooopid because obviously I want to live! It's not like i'm terminally ill or something, ugh.......Snnnnnnnnoooooort

The only "negative" in that hypothetical situation was the choice of things never getting better. Confirmed DSP hates his life just as much as he should hate his life.

 

[actually]

Is goldencolts officially back from his hiatus now? If so, Phil's potentially got a hefty whale back to line his coffers.

He's back to cheering overnight. For the month:

goldencolts cheered [27] times totalling $32.65 (avg. cheer of $1.21; 1.74% of total)
goldencolts is a $4.99 level sub.

So, no, unless that dude does something crazy, he's no longer the cashcow he once was.

 

[Taily Puff]

The only "negative" in that hypothetical situation was the choice of things never getting better. Confirmed DSP hates his life just as much as he should hate his life.

DSP has to understand on some vague dim level just how bleak his future is. In a way it's inspiring, he carries on with the personal save file that is his life, knowing there's nothing but a Bad End in store for him. He blocks knowing it won't work, he jumps kowing he'll fall short, he shoots knowing he's almost guaranteed to miss. In a way, DSP represents the perseverance of the human spirit itself, the unwillingness to waver in the face if insurmountable odds.

In another way though, he's a slow fat lazy slug that flushes bacon grease down his toilet and is confused about couch cushions so...

 

[Wurstbrot]

The queen asked a question

Phil's answer:

"That's a stooooooooooooopid question swaggins what the fuck are you talking about? Stop asking these hypothetical negative questions please? This is beyond stooooooooopid because obviously I want to live! It's not like i'm terminally ill or something, ugh.......Snnnnnnnnoooooort

Ever realized how this 36 year old guy who plays FUN fantasy based videogames each day and basically turned his real life in a fantasy world, can't answer even a hypothetical FUN question? He reacts like that all the time, like: "What are you even talking about?". Isn't this FUN interaction, no?

When someone asks him "What would you do when you have 5 years left", he don't literally has 5 years left and the answer won't decide the rest of his life. He could just make something FUN up, but he won't. I would guess he ignores these questions because detractors could quote him on that and create new memes. Cuz he takes his business very serious and FUN is not allowed.
Or the question is potentially a detractor-question to trigger him to exploit "a moment of weakness". Never embrace the memes - except when he does but when you do it you will get banned. In a strange way he lets his detractors dictate how he streams, right, even when his paranoia does the most work.

In any case, he should just go wild. It's not like he could escape his own hate-sphere, he will always be hated and he will always say maximum stupid shit that detractors can use. He will never be the professional streamer he thinks he already is, the bad bad people will always hold him down, and he fuckin knows that. Detractors are his shadow, even if all of them would vanish instantly, he will create new ones. His attitude, his behaviour, his snorts, his ego, his mishandle of people, this all would create a new wave of detractors.

Oh, but the other possibility why he won't answer hypothetical questions is: He lacks the brain capacity.

 

[Clop]

In a way, DSP represents the perseverance of the human spirit itself, the unwillingness to waver in the face if insurmountable odds.

The spirit of telling a paying fan that his request to play a game mode is the reason why Phil is currently failing at said game mode and there is nothing he can do and it's all the game developer's fault, too.

Oh, but the other possibility why he won't answer hypothetical questions is: He lacks the brain capacity.

Insert autism spoiler gag answer.

 

[Rare Drop]

Insert autism spoiler gag answer.

Phil lies. Wait a minute...

 

[CausticMinory]

So if Phil is an onion man
And Onions have layers
And Phil is a recluse in his swamp ass house
Does that mean Phil is Shrek?

He does push people out of his streams like Shrek did with his swamp.