Okay, I hope this won't go too Off Topic. I'll try my best.
Ok. So, last night I learned about women. From Phil. It was amazing. Thanks to Phil I now have a new insight into myself as a female gynoid person. Thank God for Phil and his
blisteringly ign0rant 14-year old's understanding of human relationships. I would like to apologize for my evil vagina magic, but, since I am now older and more mature, I hope I will live up to Phil's expectations of women going forward.
Here is the bit of holding forth to which I refer:
ALL WOMEN: you really need to hear this to understand the pain of a mediocre, whiny man-baby, that we caused. I mean, he literally said he respects women! My panties just exploded.
He was nice to girls? They were not pimp-slapped? wow
Well, I'm not a woman.
I am a man. So I will never really understand some troubles women have to go through. But I matured, learned to think for myself and can at least see more shades than black and white. And I'm eager to see how I will develop even more. Phil won't do that.
So now that I've said that: Phil is one of these naive little kids [today] who see only the bad guys and the good guys. I'm pretty confident when I say: Just because you are nice, doesn't mean you do everything right. I can imagine him as one of
these nice guys who never really talked to the girl before, who doesn't really know her, who doesn't share hobbies or have the same friends, but gets pissed when the cute girl doesn't hang out with him when he borrows her a pencil.
Why would you even flirt with the girl who clearly likes types of man that aren't you (because of titties ack ack ack)? What a great future you would have.
And even if you (DSP) know this person for a long time, even when you are on good terms, being nice and flirty sometimes doesn't change the fact that maybe, just maybe, you are just not her type. Why should she be your girlfriend when there is no spark? You can't force a person (each gender) to like you. No human being is an object that you can win when you try hard enough.
Maybe you know this trope in movie and cartoons. There is this boy who is really desperate to find a girlfriend so instead of representing something women might like, he acts like a complete fool to impress the ladies. This is sadly a problem of man, we yell really loud and throw shit and sticks at a wall to show that we are better than the competition. Some man don't need to try, they are just handsome, likeable and talented (and treat women like normal human beings).
Simply put: They have sexy genes. So they have a good start.
And then we look at Phil and ... Tell me how hard this pile of rotten DNA would act to desperately find a girlfriend:
