Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[repentance]

Hahahahahaha
Remember when that one woman let Phil crash at her place?

Not to mention the people who've let Laurelai stay with them.

 

[Hellfire]

Jake "marathoned" the entire first season of West World and sperged out about it on Talking TIme. http://archive.is/lGkOx
The Googleshng concluded with Jake being confused why anyone would want to go to West World when they could just play RPGs and videogames instead.

Jake thinks "nazis and TERFs" are "active threats" and nobody should care at all about the Joy Reid thing.

Cow crossover. Jake believes Jill Stein is "fairly well implicated" in the "muh Russia" because she was sat a table with Putin once.

Jake has started sperging on Battle Tech.

Jake the incel rages against his brethren. He is again trying to get people to read his libelous Googleshng conspiracy (which was rejected without a word by VICE)

Strike a little close to home, Jake? How's the suicide-prevention cat? http://archive.is/0dErX http://archive.is/cTPQ0

 

[Jaimas]

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Jake_Alley

Speaking of incels.

 

[lindsayfan]

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Jake_Alley
Speaking of incels.

I would love @yawning sneasel or another mod to add "incel" to the thread title. Maybe "incel misogynist." That paranoid, victim-mentality delusionally angry conspiracy-obsessed incel mindset is such a big part of who Jake is.

 

[GS 281]

I would love @yawning sneasel or another mod to add "incel" to the thread title. Maybe "incel misogynist." That paranoid, victim-mentality delusionally angry conspiracy-obsessed incel mindset is such a big part of who Jake is.

I have no problem with that. If it isnt fitting someone else can remove it.

 

[lindsayfan]

I don't remember his Youtube being linked here before. It seems like it must have been, but if so I missed or forgot it. Much like fellow incel Lindsay Souvathoucanthalanthis, Jake's Youtube is very boring and mostly contains a long "let's play" with his heavy breathing and chipmunk-like attempt at witty commentary layered overtop: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheJakeAlley/

Note that episode 1 of the playthrough has 1500 views... and then note the drop-off in numbers to 200 views, 100, 30. Jake really turns off everybody. In ep 1 he promises cutaways to his reactions, but it doesn't actually look like he edited this TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE series at all... lots of dead air, black loading screens etc... so those humorous cutaways must still be on the to-do list.

If your preferred ASMR flavor is a frightened basement fungus murmuring squeakily-- he even sounds nervous talking to himself-- then you're welcome!

 

[Sissy Galvez]

The battletech tranny really needs to learn how to attempt to pass vs look like Frank N. Furter.

 

[Jaimas]

I don't remember his Youtube being linked here before. It seems like it must have been, but if so I missed or forgot it. Much like fellow incel Lindsay Souvathoucanthalanthis, Jake's Youtube is very boring and mostly contains a long "let's play" with his heavy breathing and chipmunk-like attempt at witty commentary layered overtop: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheJakeAlley/

Note that episode 1 of the playthrough has 1500 views... and then note the drop-off in numbers to 200 views, 100, 30. Jake really turns off everybody. In ep 1 he promises cutaways to his reactions, but it doesn't actually look like he edited this TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE series at all... lots of dead air, black loading screens etc... so those humorous cutaways must still be on the to-do list.

If your preferred ASMR flavor is a frightened basement fungus murmuring squeakily-- he even sounds nervous talking to himself-- then you're welcome!

> First video series is Hyperdimension Neptunia
> Hates it because animoo
> Proceeds to make 25 Episodes

 

[Ruin]

> First video series is Hyperdimension Neptunia
> Hates it because animoo
> Proceeds to make 25 Episodes

Loves titty JRPGs but hates Gamergate.

 

[Hellfire]

I don't remember his Youtube being linked here before. It seems like it must have been, but if so I missed or forgot it. Much like fellow incel Lindsay Souvathoucanthalanthis, Jake's Youtube is very boring and mostly contains a long "let's play" with his heavy breathing and chipmunk-like attempt at witty commentary layered overtop: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheJakeAlley/

Note that episode 1 of the playthrough has 1500 views... and then note the drop-off in numbers to 200 views, 100, 30. Jake really turns off everybody. In ep 1 he promises cutaways to his reactions, but it doesn't actually look like he edited this TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE series at all... lots of dead air, black loading screens etc... so those humorous cutaways must still be on the to-do list.

If your preferred ASMR flavor is a frightened basement fungus murmuring squeakily-- he even sounds nervous talking to himself-- then you're welcome!

> First video series is Hyperdimension Neptunia
> Hates it because animoo
> Proceeds to make 25 Episodes

The Talking-Time thread this was produced for.
http://archive.li/BfGpb
http://archive.li/Dk0qz
http://archive.li/gPE3i

 

[Done]

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Jake_Alley

Speaking of incels.

Though I do have a small request: Can we replace the profile picture with one of these two photos? It's a huge shame that Lolcow Wiki patrons don't get to see Jake at his sped-iest.

 

[Jaimas]

Though I do have a small request: Can we replace the profile picture with one of these two photos? It's a huge shame that Lolcow Wiki patrons don't get to see Jake at his sped-iest.

Done.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think the coolie hat picture should be moved higher since it rattled him so much.

 

[Ruin]

Agreed, coolie hat picture should be in the OP.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Jake has used suicide threats as blatantly self-serving ways to prolong his NEET experience for so long. It's incredible how much hatred he has for people doing exactly the same things he's doing, but he thinks that as long as he keeps a layer of "but I'm really depressed and also a trans woman" on top of his selfishness, he's totally different from the manipulative incel NEETs he despises.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Also, I know it's a work in progress, but the wiki ought to include Jake's pre-breakdown life too. Major beats I think we need to hit:
- The micropenis
- Fancying himself too good for school, being an insufferable ass since childhood
- Internet origins as a run-of-the-mill nerd with webcomic
- Columnist at RPGamer
- Flunking out of his one and only job as a shelf stocker
- The board games and his mighty breakdown

And as far as his post-breakdown life, we should add some of the material recently discussed on just how crippling his Twitter addiction is, and of course the suicide cat who drinks his tears

 

[Jaimas]

Also, I know it's a work in progress, but the wiki ought to include Jake's pre-breakdown life too. Major beats I think we need to hit:
- The micropenis
- Fancying himself too good for school, being an insufferable ass since childhood
- Internet origins as a run-of-the-mill nerd with webcomic
- Columnist at RPGamer
- Flunking out of his one and only job as a shelf stocker
- The board games and his mighty breakdown

And as far as his post-breakdown life, we should add some of the material recently discussed on just how crippling his Twitter addiction is, and of course the suicide cat who drinks his tears

Convo me and give me some links to where in the thread those are.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Jaimas, I'll get back to you on the links.

Meanwhile, as part of that effort I'm working on a Googleshng compilation here, and I just stumbled across something interesting:
https://archive.li/XQdys
Jake claims to have done "a lot of writing" for this Squaresoft fansite, Avalanche:
https://web.archive.org/web/19991111120552/http://www.anime-net.com:80/avalanche/members/sears.htm
There aren't many contributors there, but none of them obviously point back to Jake. It's probably asking too much to hope he's the "SilvrChocobo" who wrote tons of terrible fanfiction
Members' homepages here:
https://web.archive.org/web/20000610170028/http://www.anime-net.com:80/avalanche/links.htm

Maybe someone else will have more luck combing through these old archive links - I'm turning up nothing so far. The general level of literacy on here seems somewhat below even Jake's, so I wonder if it wasn't just an email newsletter he wrote or something.

Also: This isn't him, but take a gander at this glorious Geocities page one of the other members had:
https://web.archive.org/web/19991104075247/http://expage.com:80/page/pricecheckonprunejuicebob2

 

[An Ghost]

His YouTube channel I remember. There is the addition of a video less than a year ago of him playing overwatch and his has his username, googleshng.
Battlenet usernames can be changed however here’s an archive of his current account with about 60 hours logged and according to light googling an number is linked to his account regardless of name changes. So even if he changes the name to violet like he did with steam it’ll just be another tally on the board for Jake=SGG.

Also owns Starcraft 2 (he has time in the not free campaigns). His profile pic is a dwarf.

He also owns diablo 3 and made some shitty “why does my character suck now” post and this made me giggle:


He’s gotta learn not to use the same easily googled username with a huge footprint.

 

[Hellfire]

@Jaimas @GethN7 http://archive.li/U4CT2