i’m 500 pounds.... | DAY 6 - 4/29/2018

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Congratulations, Fattylynn! I saved this for the big occasion!

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Is your next mental block going to be 600 lbs?
 
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Those Mexicans and their delicious rice, they're to blame! That seems to always be her trigger, it's amazing. Grats dainty gorl, you're finally the weight of a dumpster behind McDonald's.
 
NobodyReally said:
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Did Becky wear an anime shirt to a wedding?
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I saw that too, and it's a fucking Naruto shirt at that. My God.

Edit: That one picture showed her in a nicer shirt when they were outside by the water - I think possibly she maybe changed it just for the dinner, but still holy shit.
 
carolburnett said:
I saw that too, and it's a fucking Naruto shirt at that. My God.
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Unless the wedding was between Sasuke and Orochimaru.

For Kentucky it's probably par for the course. I picture the bride in pink high top Converse sneakers and a light pink sundress. Groom probably wearing a bolo tie and cowboy boots because why not.
 
Getting serious for a minute, she is going to die. Legit, she is going to eat herself to death, and I don't think she has any clue that this is an almost certainty. People at 300 lbs typically have enough comorbidities to fuck them up, and she is sitting there just like "I don't get why when I eat every single calorie I've lost that I don't lose weight!"

Also, is she still anti-keto? AKA the one diet that would likely actually work, and the one diet people around her are doing and is working for them?
 
Oh Amber, if you have 1,200 calories left for the day and you've already had 3 meals and don't feel hungry- just don't eat! You could eat nothing but vitamins for the next month and still come out okay. You've got enough energy stores built up. You're not going to starve.

I can't imagine how stretched her stomach must be. Who knows what she had for breakfast, maybe it it was her eggs and bacon or maybe it was a protein bar. Then she eats three croissants, a huge plate of flounder, and a heaping scoop of mashed potatoes drowning in cheese sauce. And then a few hours later she goes out for Mexican food? So she ate whatever huge Mexican platter she ordered, three huge sides of Mexican rice, and don't forget the complimentary chips and salsa. That's a grotesque amount of food for one day.
 
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JaneThough said:
Getting serious for a minute, she is going to die. Legit, she is going to eat herself to death, and I don't think she has any clue that this is an almost certainty. People at 300 lbs typically have enough comorbidities to fuck them up, and she is sitting there just like "I don't get why when I eat every single calorie I've lost that I don't lose weight!"

Also, is she still anti-keto? AKA the one diet that would likely actually work, and the one diet people around her are doing and is working for them?
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She would have to give up sugar and she is not doing that, she's a candy addict.
 
I love how she thinks a wedding is such an inconvenience. What a twat. Also, I hate this whole lip biting sad voice act. You aren't that upset as I'm pretty sure you ate more junk after filming. "wahhh I'm 500+ lbs" *munch munch* "I can't believe it" *munch munch*
 
All these realizations when seeing 500. How was 498 any different? Oh yeah because she actually reached 500 a long time ago and has to fake a reaction now for the views.
 
Immensely satisfying. I knew she could do it. Looking forward to all of the future, "This is the heaviest I've ever been" videos. Once she's hit the 500 mark, I think every pound over is going to be easier for her and it won't bother her as much. Then we'll repeat the whole pattern with being almost 600lbs. Fun times await.
 
xenomorph said:
She would have to give up sugar and she is not doing that, she's a candy addict.
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And a pasta addict, and aygss addict, pre-cooked bacon addict, slop addict, ben and jerry's addict... gorl it's just so hard for her... poor amber... But she got a new FitBit tho she's on her way to success! :optimistic:
 
I was an AL fan up until today, I've just had enough. She posts in every video about keeping herself accountable but we all know if she hadn't started this "challenge" and people weren't talking about it, she would have written it off without admitting she's 500. It's not a challenge, you're just showing everyone the first ten minutes of my 600lb life and calling it a weight loss channel. She's going to get bigger, she's not going to stop. She needs treatment, someone by her side 24/7 until she loses the weight, just anything so she isn't consistently letting herself go. She's going to run out of money, youtube fame doesn't last forever, and whoever she's leeching on to is going to have to pick up the binge bills. Just stop.
 
Do you think she ordered the 3 extra sides of Mexican rice all at once or as she finished off each one? How many bites do you think she took? Do you think she used a spoon or a fork? Did she salt the rice before inhaling? Do you think her blood sugar is also in the 500s? Do you think she made Becky order them for her so she could keep her dainty image alive in front of the waiter/waitress? Do you think she tipped the waiter at least 15%? The world may never know.
 
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