Creationists - Jack Chick, Kent Hovind, etc.

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Chick comic tracts

If Chris had decided to draw gospel comics instead of furry porn, he'd be rich by now. Who needs talent when there are souls to be saved?
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Chick on devilution

Homosexuality is wrong mkayyyyyy

Bonus: Did you know the D&D game was a Satanic conspiracy?


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Kent Hovind

A visit to Hovind's Dinosaur Adventure Land
 
Oh lawdy, Jack Chick. I could literally rant for weeks about how damn decietful, how damn hateful, how damn deluded, and how damn stupid this sack of crap is. However, I shall only say one word

Lisa

Remember folks, repeatedly raping your daughter who is no more than a toddler, infecting her with an incurable STD, then letting your neighbours rape her repeatedly is all perfectly fine so long as you say the magic words "I accept jack chi.....Jesus Christ as my own personal savior" all is fucking forgiven, and you are the paragon of morality from that moment forth. (also even though you have escaped life in prison and 30 years of "Goosh Goosh" from an enraged cellmate, there is no need to extend any concern for your daughter's scarred mind and body, since (and I quote directly from the course) Jesus "will straighten out this mess")

But if you DARE be even a slightly different type of Christian to Jack Chick, believe basic sciences, or were born in a country or culture where Christianity is not widespread enough to reach you (especially since catholicism is apparently satanism and thus doesn't count), God will personally hatefuck you to death and send you to his secret Sex/torture dungeon for all eternity.
 
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This guy is almost as bad as WBC. FFS, did he seriously just say that D&D is evil? What the fuck is this guy smoking? Does he actually think that hating on gay people is a good thing? Christians aren't supposed to hate on anyone, regardless of race, religion, gender, and sexual orientiation! WAY TO SHOW YOUR CHRISTIAN FAITH, DUMBASS. And is that seriously his site? It doesn't even take up the whole browser! It looks like a mobile site!



...Okay, I'm done.
 
Here's something that I don't understand, not being from the US. Why is catholicism 'less Christian'?
 
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Ughhh.. the D&D one. Although the art was quite good, but honestly, what's with Christians and their ideas of "(insert anything here)" is satanic or evil?

This wasn't the first time I encountered. I brought up about this briefly before in the old forum, but I'll mention it here with some elaboration. The first time was John Paul Jackson's "Buying & Selling The Souls Of Our Children: A Closer Look at Pokemon" book that describes how Pokemon is related to Japanese religion. (And probably related to Satanism if I'm not wrong) One stupid example is that he brought up a certain clip from an episode where the ghost Pokemon are not afraid of the crosses brought up by children but are afraid of the Sun ALL BECAUSE the Sun is related to some Japanese Gods. (You know, because ghosts are supposed to be scared of the cross and certainly not because of the sun which is widely popular for what are ghosts afraid of.)

And another stupid example is that he brought up about Pokegods. If you do a little bit of research, (Although it's understandable considering that back then there are very few sources about Pokegods, but that's not saying much considering that John Paul Jackson did do some research with half-assed examples) Pokegods are a certain group of fake Pokemon whose Pokedex numbers were greater than 150. (Mew is an example) But according to John Paul Jackson, if I'm not wrong, he related them to some other Gods which are not Jesus or something like that.

Everyone, I managed to find the book. I'll quote some quotes from the book.

John Paul Jackson said:
Creator of Pokemon

To further understand Pokemon, it might be helpful to mention a few things about its creator, Satoshi Tajiri. He is described as a misfit, and is the sort of person who isolates from the rest of society---- prefering to live in a virtual world of video games or comic books. As such individuals detach from personal relationships, they often accumulate things to fill the void. The more they accumulate, the better they feel about themselves. This underlying philosophy is woven into the game of Pokemon.

John Paul Jackson said:
The Cross is Seen as Powerless

Let's examine how Pokemon regards the primary symbol and principle in Christianity--that of the cross. In a disturbing, yet revealing, television episode of Pokemon, several kids try to defeat a fanged ghost Pokemon. While holding up a shining gold cross, along with some garlic and wooden stake, the ghost merely laughs. But as the sun--one of the gods worshipped in Japan--begins to rise over the horizon, the fanged monster's power is defeated.

For Christians, the cross symbolizes victory. It's where Satan and his power were defeated. However, in the world of Pokemon, the cross symbolizes weakness and defeat. It is shown as having absolutely no power over the Pokemon. In fact, it depicts the creature as having power over the cross.

This philosophy is slowly and subtly being instilled in our children. It's a clever strategy of the enemy. As his onslaught continues, our children may simply dismiss the cross as a powerless relic and look to creation and other gods for empowerment.

Pokegods

When using the Game Shark and computer video game, Pokemon can evolve to achieve god-like power over others. When playing on a Game Shark, players enter different codes listed on various internet websites to enable their Pokemon to evolve into Pokegods.

Even Ash, the ten-year-old hero of the game, can become a god. In talking with many children who play Pokemon, the character they most want to become is Ash. As they role-play--acting out the thoughts and feelings of the character--they gradually begin to embrace the thought that they, too, can become a god, as they evolve to a higher life form and take on higher powers by conquering others.
 
I'm planning on handing those Cthulhu ones out for JAFAX in some cultist garb.

Also, if I remember, there was one comic that proved that God was the faceless Slenderman. Yes, Slenderman is God!
 
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These things are actually banned in Canada as hate literature (if you see his treatment of literally every religion that isn't his exact branch of Christianity you'll see why)

Also I'm 100% sure that if any student has to study something that conflicts with their beliefs they'll be offered another assignment to do. I've even seen it happen several times so unless they don't do that in the states I dunno what that kid in the "Who's Your Daddy?" tract is complaining about.
 
Surtur said:
I've actually been to Dinosaur Adventure Land, PROOF:

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Um,
that's a piece of fossilized shit...
 
From what I recall, they claim its a fossilized pickle found in an elderly woman's cupboard.
 
^Even creationists are trolling Chris.

Fialovy said:
Also, if I remember, there was one comic that proved that God was the faceless Slenderman. Yes, Slenderman is God!

I believe there are multiple appearances of Slendergod. And to be honest, I would rather have Cthulhu and/or Slenderman be god than the hateful, deceitful, sadistic fuck who rules Chick's mythos. Always amuses me that the mind of Lovecraft could only hope to dream of an evil entity as cruel and spiteful as a religious fundamentalist's delusional projection of themselves as god.
 
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Surtur said:
From what I recall, they claim its a fossilized pickle found in an elderly woman's cupboard.
It's funny because there are several ways fossilization could happen.
And none of the conditions needed to make any sort of fossil are sure as hell not present in an old chick's cupboard to make a fossil that looks like that.
And why wasn't it in liquid? What the fuck kind of pickle is this?
 
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