Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,107
Senior Lexmechanic said:
El goblino maximal. Sweet baby Jesus.
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Sinners Sandwich said:
He turns more and more into Gollum
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
Dude needs to get out into the sun more or something. Maybe take up smoking.
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Smoking will make her look even more corpse-like, I imagine.

Just checked the "wanna have fun" thread again and surprise we got a response not too long ago

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Narcissa, at this moment, had been streaming for 3 hours, so she may have responded on stream. I couldn't find it in a cursory look through the VOD, though. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/255818951 Somewhere in the 2-3 hr range probably
 
Ruin said:
Scientists should capture Cosmo and study him because I this is the first recorded case of evolution being observable in real time. He barely looks human anymore.
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It's not evolution, it's testosterone deficiency, which is causing anemia, irregular mood, and muscle atrophy. Vitamin D deficiency causes a lack of hair, minor bone pains, and depression. Both deficiencies cause fatigue, which would explain Cosmo's stupor, not assisted by his probable neurological degeneration from lack of stimulus and any side effects from his hormone + weed abuse. Both deficiencies are very easy for someone in his condition to suffer from, with testosterone blockers and a lack of sunlight.

In short, he's rotting, probably constantly is feeling bone and muscle pain, suffers from erectile dysfunction, is feeling depressed, and can barely move.
 
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Good lord this fucking thread. I have an average understanding of who Cosmo is and where he came from.
But everything related to him after his changed just screams insanity. It's like watching a psychopath exposing himself to the public.

I can't believe there are people who still unironically tolerate his shit and support him financially.
 
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Is it really that bad? The only thing that annoyed me was the file with 2k+ lines.

But I'm an amateur programmer who have never touched js and html, so what I know, right?
 
Raging Capybara said:
Is it really that bad? The only thing that annoyed me was the file with 2k+ lines.

But I'm an amateur programmer who have never touched js and html, so what I know, right?
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Disclaimer: I come from a python background. But I really don't think concatting raw HTML strings, within tags, in javascript is a good idea.
 
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awoo said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/8h7f3b/some_of_narcissas_source_code_for_her_game/

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Is that one big function for the whole game? :stress:

I'll give them credit, I would totally be unable to keep track of what I was doing if I tried to write code like this, but still, this is pretty much read only code; and they're going to have so much trouble trying to change anything going forward.


Edit; After reading through their code, it appears they have split things up into different functions, but some of those functions are absurdly long.
 
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ConcernedAnon said:
Is that one big function for the whole game? :stress:

I'll give them credit, I would totally be unable to keep track of what I was doing if I tried to write code like this, but still, this is pretty much read only code; and they're going to have so much trouble trying to change anything going forward.
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I don't know anything about coding. Did he write an entire game as one entity rather than in smaller chunks that each do a specific thing and work together?
 
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