Bryan Dunn / King of /pol/ (KoP) / The Armed Toast / The Exceptional Detective / BoomerPhil - Severely paranoid thin-skinned attention whore with hate/real boner for Ralph, Null, Jim, BSV, etc. "Right kind of gay" and "verified female". Legally banned from KF, 14 socks and counting, LOST A FIGHT TO THE GUNT OF ALL PEOPLE

So wait? He's a male nurse and a tremendous faggot? I think I know what his spirit animal is.
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Charles A. Woodward said:
I just can’t stop laughing. I mean male nurse and gay - how much of the stereotype can one be? And on top of that he is taking care of crazy people.
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I wonder if on the job Bryan's superiors just gave him menial tasks or grunt work. I can't see him actually being trusted to take care of the mentally ill given how he interacts with others online. He's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
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neural said:
He was always a fighting game fan, but he needs a new idol now that Jim-senpai not only disavowed him, but eviserated him completely.

I just think it's ironic that he's essentially trying to be DSP, whom he consistently A-Logged.
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Are there any videos of him playing fighting games? I'd love to see how bad he is.
 
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I know I’m late as hell when it comes to realizing this, but in retrospect the “Mister Metokur Jr.” avatar he had at one point made perfect sense.

Ever since GobbleGabe started Queen of /poles/ had (and most likely still has) really wanted a taste of Mini Jim.

Now that I think of it, maybe there’s a different reason why Bryan wants to dox his e-crush.
 
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Charles A. Woodward said:
LOL he is psychiatric nurse.
from his ok cupid profile:
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his ok cupid photos: https://archive.is/fae1F
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People laugh that Bryan actually used his KoP moniker in his dating profile, but keep in mind that this was during GG, which was probably the height of his popularity. Bryan's such a raging narcissist and a complete nimrod that he probably had this idea that being one of the figureheads of GooberGate was going to get him tons of pussy and women were going to fall into his lap.

I don't know how successful this profile was, but there's one thing I can say for certain. He probably didn't pick up a lot of English teachers/majors with this profile. I know Bryan tried to put on this facade during the GG days that he was some kind of astute intellectual, but red flags are going off in my head that he's probably not a genius if he doesn't realize you're suppose to capitalize the word "I" nor can he figure what a fucking apostrophe is. I know OkCupid is just an overglorified fuck buddy website, but come on man. If you're going to be a bullshit artist, at least try and be a good one.
 
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ComeoutandJULAY said:
I know I’m late as hell when it comes to realizing this, but in retrospect the “Mister Metokur Jr.” avatar he had at one point made perfect sense.

Ever since GobbleGabe started Queen of /poles/ had (and most likely still has) really wanted a taste of Mini Jim.

Now that I think of it, maybe there’s a different reason why Bryan wants to dox his e-crush.
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i want evidence, like another secretly recorded discord/skype call, of him sexualizing jim---not just oddly obsessed but legit admitting to having a crush on him now that we firmly know it's well within the realm of possibility.
 
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Charles A. Woodward said:

I just can’t stop laughing. I mean male nurse and gay - how much of the stereotype can one be? And on top of that he is taking care of crazy people.

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While this is most certainly goddamn hilarious, you guys are giving him way too much credit. He listed his job title on his OkCupid profile as “Psych LPN.” LPN stands for Liscenced Practical Nurse and is literally the lowest ‘degree’ you can have and still technically be called a nurse. But LPN’s are not the nurse’s that non-medical people usually think of with the term ‘nurse.’

The next level is an RN, which is a Registered Nurse. One higher than that is BSN, which is a ‘Bachelor of Science in Nursing.’ These two nursing degrees are what people would generally associate with a nurse (there are higher levels like NP but they’re irrelevant here).

So first, the education required. LPN is of course the least amount of education and can be done between like 9months and 1.5 yrs depending on how ‘packed’ the program is. RN is b/w 2-3 years and BSN is of course 4 yrs for a Bachelor’s degree.

An LPN is essentially a glorified CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant). The primary difference Is the ability to administer medication (NOT prescribe, but literally just hand meds) checking vitals and administering O2 if PaO2 is low, and possibly a few more invasive things like drawing blood or administering an intramuscular injection (think flu shot). It highly depends on the department the LPN works in, but since this is Psych we're talking about, there are just a few other responsibilities they'd have since they are at the lowest level of nurse. These would include giving psychological evaluations--essentially just reading a validated survey of questions determined by doctors and researchers and writing down what the patient says--and 'crisis' intervention. Any medical staff working in a psych unit, as far as I know, required crisis training. However, this isn't anything special and is just what you have to do if you work in a Psych unit. The coolest thing Bryan may have been capable of doing medically is give an intramuscular injection of Haloperidol during a patients psychotic episode to sedate him.

The difference in clinical practice between an RN and BSN is generally neglible and irrelevant for our discussion. Normally I wouldn't 'look down' on any type of healthcare professional, but we're talking Queen of Buttholes here, so I'm this context: THESE ARE REAL NURSES.

Oh and the 50,000+ Salary listed??! That's for REAL nurses. Bryan probably made around 20$/hr. Even as full time employees LPNs often still just get paid hourly.

Just as a last note when he said he was a 'behavioral therapist,' that was the biggest load of bullshit ever. The only time he would have been near any sort of psychotherapy is during support groups, lead by a REAL nurse and/or psychotherapist, and he'd be at the table essentially just making sure the patients are safe.

I understand this is a long and detailed post, but there is something about Bryan's mixture of smugness, autism, and stupidity. I don't know what it is but the ratio of each is somehow 'under-the-skin' infuriating. Not sure how else to put it but either way I just can't help myself but to point out his ego stroking and autistilies. He lies so much and is so autistic I had to make up a goddamn word to describe it.

Source: MD student in Psychiatry
 
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