DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Clop]

Someone else said something recently, and I am sorry that I cannot be bothered to find it and quote it but, I can't, so.

I wanted to agree. I do get a chuckle thinking of myself as the deranged, sad, little lonely person poor widdle Phil seems to think all of his detwactahs are. I am so fucking cool in real life; I go to galleries and take drugs with good looking people. I live in a city people come to on purpose. If I throw a party, motherfuckers actually turn up. Dude, I am so goddamned cool, I have been to more than two countries, watch me motherfucking go. I have tattoos, man. With naked ladies on them. I am, like, an adult who has a mortgage and insurance and has to actually take care of some other people and shit. (Are cats people?) (Do you guys believe I am cool? Cos I am. I can show you pictures and shit.) (I am totally not lying about being cool.)

My point is, I watch Phil because he is a pig. People watch shitty reality TV all the fucking time. People have loved to sneer at the bad guy and hiss since bitches were being tied to railroad tracks.

Phil doesn't get that we are all just side characters in each other's stories; in my story I am the hero, in your story you are. Phil is just the poorly written bad guy in a show I watch while the kettle is boiling before I move on to actually doing whatever I actually do all day.

I'm not Snidely Whiplash twirling my mustache and planning his elaborate downfall, but, to some little man in Seattle, I am part of a faceless wall of evil negativity, and that's kinda sweet. It makes me feel like I have got more done in a day.

Nobody on Kiwi Farms is a hero. Best you can get is an hero who gets foiled by a couch.

Nobody on Farms is cool, either. Except maybe he-who-must-not-be-named out of personal safety concerns. He's pretty cool. In a really fucked up, sinister way.

As the old saying goes: lol calm down

 

[rizlajizzla]

Usually when people really have one or more debilitating medical conditions they do something to fix them; even if they don't fine a solution, they at least try because they want to stop dealing with the limitations imposed by their medical condition(s). DSP breathes Seattle, but not Seattle air.

I think this was the video that introduced me to DSP, from the Summer of 2015.

EDIT: I bet I was incorrect and have actually known about DSP since 2013:

Full playlist, I can't remember if it was a normal playthrough or if it had DSP-related gimmicks.

I feel like I would be a bit of a bitch if I didn't add the one tiny point to Phil that in the US, that shit is expensive. I know he's an idiot with his money, but, just to be fair.

Nobody on Kiwi Farms is a hero. Best you can get is an hero who gets foiled by a couch.

Nobody on Farms is cool, either. Except maybe he-who-must-not-be-named out of personal safety concerns. He's pretty cool. In a really fucked up, sinister way.

As the old saying goes: lol calm down

How can I calm down when I live in a world where fine men like Phil can nearly lose their second homes?

 

[Clop]

How can I calm down when I live in a world where fine men like Phil can nearly lose their second homes?

Get another cat, name it DarksydePhil, and every time anyone talks about someone fat and useless, you can just smile at the thing currently clogging up your sink.

 

[NursezillaX]

Is there a clip of this yet? I would love to see it

https://youtu.be/WP8kS8iq_jk

$200 on the line hahaha. Then he rage quit the stream cuz he could taste it. Beautiful.

 

[Heckler1]

I really enjoy when his fans offer him money to complete challenges of some kind. Mostly because his lust for dimes overcomes his fear of exposing himself as being hot trash. So whenever he attempts one and falls flat on his face, he can't blame it on anyone but himself. And that is some fun salt to watch.

 

[Wurstbrot]

I'm sure everybody is aware Tevin livestreams older TIHYDPs, right now it's Mario Kart 8. MK8 is a very solid game, solid mechanics even when there are big random factors. It gives you even some benefits on lower difficulties/speeds. Everything that happens to you outside of these random factors is generally your own fault.

Phil sees it all backwards. The game cheats, it reads his mind, it's unfair, he gets hit by invisible* objects all the time with no reason, he gets slowed down all the time and there was nothing he could do, Mario should eat a dick. A lot of rage, salt and he is never at fault.
Phil might not be raging or annoying on this excessive scale today (thank god!!!) but this simple game sums up perfectly what's wrong with Phil's playstyle in each and every game, even today.

And yes, he lost multiple times in 50cc.
Fuckin 50cc.

*) Invisible = He pays no attention.

Edit: Now it's Team Fortress 2. He plays it on PC. With the camera at his TV. On PC.
Yes, I dunno, it's Phil. Maybe it's for the better, his PC during this time was shit.

 

[Clop]

Edit: Now it's Team Fortress 2. He plays it on PC. With the camera at his TV. On PC.
Yes, I dunno, it's Phil. Maybe it's for the better, his PC during this time was shit.

The TF2-one was even better because you could see the FRAPS fps-counter in the corner.

 

[slacktauren]

I'm curious to how a viewer would watch Phil play PUBG, watch him trash the entire game to shit and still want to keep watching.
Now, Phil thinks that PUBG brings in the money. But. I think we're all aware of that him playing a game that he actually enjoys (a hard thing to come by these days) probably would bring in more money because there would be some sort of genuity. The exception is God of War that was terrible for him, but long term, probably would work.

Who am I kidding, I forgot about the interaction part. Him glancing over the chat 3 times a second and not say a wor... "Someone just cheered asking bla bla bla nostalgic not living in the old days question"

 

[ZehnBoat]

Now, Phil thinks that PUBG brings in the money. But. I think we're all aware of that him playing a game that he actually enjoys (a hard thing to come by these days) probably would bring in more money because there would be some sort of genuity. The exception is God of War that was terrible for him, but long term, probably would work.

not just a game he wants to play
but a game where he has to play it well
problem with god of war was phil was just throwing his axe, and it bored everyone. it also doesn't help phil was pushing the THIS GAME WILL SAVE MUH STREAM PLZ WATCH narrative and screaming at his audience PLEASE ENJOY THIS OKAY?

 

[actually]

And Swagginz just cheered $200 in bits at once. He is truly the new @BSV of Phil's chat. I at one point kinda felt bad for how desperate he was for attention, but at this point, fuck him.

For perspective, Swagginz has given $394.49 this month (according to the leaderboard). The next highest person is dr_soundwave at $56. In full context for the month thus far:

kingswagginz cheered [225] times totalling $378.75 (avg. cheer of $1.68; 32.27% of total)

Edit: kingswagginz cheered [226] times totalling $422.02 (avg. cheer of $1.87; 34.66% of total)

KingCuckinz has literally thrown 1/3 of the total bits this month. That's a level of pathetic I cannot even fathom.

 

[slacktauren]

not just a game he wants to play
but a game where he has to play it well
problem with god of war was phil was just throwing his axe, and it bored everyone. it also doesn't help phil was pushing the THIS GAME WILL SAVE MUH STREAM PLZ WATCH narrative and screaming at his audience PLEASE ENJOY THIS OKAY?

Phil playing a game does have high expectations because he has said some weird things in the past, like:
I'm better than the average gamer. After 10 years of playing video games I'm good at games. People just like to see me fail etc.

So while the expectations are high, I do think that him enjoying something would be more sought out after for the general public. Probably just marginable but still, rather than having two thirds of the viewership being "detractors". You have to start somewhere.

Edit: I'm being way optimistic, I don't want to see a person lose his life but at the same time I'm kind of interested in the way DSP's history progresses.

 

[Drip Feed]

Swagginz donated again to prove to phil that he can get Top D of all time, hes so easy to jebait into feeding the pig coin.

 

[Dead Puppies]

And Swagginz just cheered $200 in bits at once. He is truly the new @BSV of Phil's chat. I at one point kinda felt bad for how desperate he was for attention, but at this point, fuck him.

For perspective, Swagginz has given $394.49 this month (according to the leaderboard). The next highest person is dr_soundwave at $56. In full context for the month thus far:

kingswagginz cheered [225] times totalling $378.75 (avg. cheer of $1.68; 32.27% of total)

Edit: kingswagginz cheered [226] times totalling $422.02 (avg. cheer of $1.87; 34.66% of total)

KingCuckinz has literally thrown 1/3 of the total bits this month. That's a level of pathetic I cannot even fathom.

Just another 400$ that could have gone to paying off his student loans. Just gotta point and laugh as Swaggins throws himself into the poor house just so that he can get Phil to notice him for 10 seconds per cheer.

 

[RobVC3]

This one actually had me thinking. He says you would have eventually noticed someone living with me, but, where is this still? Outside of the one vlog and a couple pictures. Where is she?

You don't hear a word from her, not even outside noise. Not even a poke in the door so she could ask him something. If he didn't say a word about her, and things went on the way they currently are, no one would have ever known she was there. At least with Leanna she would chime in every so often to ask something of him, or even ask for some time, but this girl, the whole 'she left him already' theory really could be a thing. If it's not, I pity them, anyone who would go hours without so much of a word with their 'soulmate' who is in the same house is a pretty shitty deal.

 

[ZehnBoat]

phil just got pissed that the game keeps going while he leans over to read a cheer

WTF IS THIS PAUSING DOOD CAHMAAAHHNN!!

 

[Phalanx]

Seriously I am actually going chips in with the she has left him seriously.

Whenever he mentions Kat it feels incredibly forced and irritable even with fans.

2) His demeanour is very similar to when Leanne left him; same attitude and just transparent.

3) Soulfood - I believe he put up the chilli picture to deflect speculation of Soulmaid leaving but it backfired because it looks canned. I think also he signed up to these meals in conjunction to counter this but will not put up images because it looks like trash.

The vacation will be the test because he has to put something up because the speculation of her leaving is running strong in detractor circles with g2g and theo thinking it holds credence. Its interesting especially as he has unveiled his trump card illness which will means he is getting desperate as we have thought.

Additionally I think he will ban swagginz but like the BSV situation will not realise how much he donates until its done.

 

[Haunter]

Its interesting especially as he has unveiled his trump card illness which will means he is getting desperate as we have thought.

I swear I keep up pretty well. Please forgive me, since I feel like I ask to be refreshed a lot in this thread:

What was the illness he unveiled?

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

Seriously I am actually going chips in with the she has left him seriously.

Whenever he mentions Kat it feels incredibly forced and irritable even with fans.

2) His demeanour is very similar to when Leanne left him; same attitude and just transparent.

3) Soulfood - I believe he put up the chilli picture to deflect speculation of Soulmaid leaving but it backfired because it looks canned. I think also he signed up to these meals in conjunction to counter this but will not put up images because it looks like trash.

The vacation will be the test because he has to put something up because the speculation of her leaving is running strong in detractor circles with g2g and theo thinking it holds credence. Its interesting especially as he has unveiled his trump card illness which will means he is getting desperate as we have thought.

Additionally I think he will ban swagginz but like the BSV situation will not realise how much he donates until its done.

I can understand the theory and your logic makes sense but I am a little gunshy of making that leap. I think the relationship is not what Phil or Kat expected. She expected a baller and he expected someone he could monetize. Neither got what they wanted and they are not happy together. I don't they have split yet but if things continue their downward trajectory, it will be over within a year. That is just my theory on it and I think its rather reasonable.

 

[Phalanx]

He has not said yet but he keeps referencing it in the last few streams and tonights one. Dragonkiller has the quotes up. He alluded to an illness back in the November tax reveal - just for future readers.

@NoMoreFarLeft I can totally understand I rarely go full auto on such theories but damn this speculation is top notch for who thought about it to begin with because it fits so many boxes but if all else fails it really ticks off Phil.

 

[neger psykolog]

I can understand the theory and your logic makes sense but I am a little gunshy of making that leap. I think the relationship is not what Phil or Kat expected. She expected a baller and he expected someone he could monetize. Neither got what they wanted and they are not happy together. I don't they have split yet but if things continue their downward trajectory, it will be over within a year. That is just my theory on it and I think its rather reasonable.

Curiously he has mentioned they had an "appointment" recently.
I believe he specifically used the term "we" when talking about the appointment which gets me children's plastic baseball bat levels of curious.

TBH I think all that happened is Phil assured her there was no problem and no one would find out anything about her because he had street smarts, she believed him, then he posted that picture with her and it took 17 minutes to find all her social media shit which lead back to her IRL shit.

People talked a lot of shit about her physical appearance which is a no no for women. You're fucking insane if you think any woman is going to stick around in an environment besides efukt.com where she's getting called horse face every 10 minutes. The Phil and Kat video was a "test" for her and it went extremely poorly so she said fuck that shit and told Phil that she is never, ever going to appear on his stream ever. Not for his birthday, not for anything.

Its either she's given him blue balls over appearing at all or there is actual trouble in paradise. 50/50 chance because there's not enough information about it.