Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Water-T]

That's where Sarkeesian always had her beat. Sarkeesian is many things, but not lazy or disorganized.

$camkessian was way better at the grift than Chelsea. When the UN thing blew up in their face, Anita unhooked her star from Chelsea and washed her hands of it. When Chelsea's CON was in full swing, Anita also kept her distance and let Miguel/Katherine Cross be her proxy, so that if it melted down (which it did), Anita could deny any involvement. When gamergate winded down and the pitybux started to dry up, Anita smartly moved onto a new grift, while Chelsea's lazy ass clung to the rotting corpse of gamergate.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

idk but this was Wired 2 weeks ago

https://www.wired.com/2018/04/geeks-guide-ready-player-one/

NY Magazine mentioning gamergate over and over again recently

http://nymag.com/selectall/2018/04/why-kanye-west-endorsed-candace-owens.html

slate covering a gamergate doc a few days ago

https://slate.com/culture/2018/04/documentary-netizens-sheds-light-on-modern-misogyny.html

salon a week ago

https://www.salon.com/2018/04/22/ho...l-nation-from-gamergate-to-the-rise-of-trump/

it goes on and on, and we are literally coming up on the 4 year anniversary of "gamers are dead" this summer

when President Donald Glover is assassinated by cyborg klansmen in the year 2050, these journalists' grandkids will blame gamergate

They'll never stop being salty about that for a very simple reason: they were supposed to win! They had the means, the power, the outlets and the bleeding edge intellectuals(lol) to smash their enemy. But spearmen defeated their tank battalion and they can't let that go, how can that be possible?
It's like Hillary losing the election, that wasn't supposed to happen and it's not surprising that some journalists have been trying to connect that to, among other things, gamergate.

Another thing that links those two events is that they're incredibly bitter about people turning to other, alternative, outlets for news and opinions.

 

[laserbender]

This would have been relevant about 4 years ago. Nobody gives a shit. Gamergate is dead. Nobody wants or cares about ethics in gaming journalism anymore, except autistic faggots who actually want to read that shit. They just want gaming journalism to literally fucking die, they want Polygon, Kotaku, Waypoint, Verge and whatever other shithole publications exist to go bankrupt and have all the soyboys and cat ladies shut the fuck up and make no money. Now gaming journalism only serves to be a clown in the gaming community, something that gets laughed at and thrown rotten fruit occasionally. Nobody respects them, they are universally mocked and they couldn't move copies of a game if their lives depended on it.

Brah, isn't GG dead? Why are you chimpin about it?

 

[Hellfire]

Not content with multiple cats and jellyfish, Chelsea is now getting a puppy.

 

[SiccDicc]

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Sucking dick is gay only if you're a dude, Chelsea.

 

[captn_kettle]

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Not content with multiple cats and jellyfish, Chelsea is now getting a puppy.
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Obligatory iDubbbz video.

 

[RodgerDodger]

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That’s the normal pattern with serial killers. Start with small animals then move up to bigger ones.

Sucking dick is gay only if you're a dude, Chelsea.

No, that’s been there since the beginning, though it was rarely remarked upon. The “fifth guy” of the “5 guys” infamy was Maya. She’s always been an equal opportunity ho.

 

[break these cuffs]

Not content with multiple cats and jellyfish, Chelsea is now getting a puppy.

Holy shit, puppies are little pains in the ass who you have to be constantly watching and correcting so they don't turn into little monsters. She is going to neglect this dog and it's going to be a complete shithead. Hopefully there aren't any off leash dog parks near where she lives. On the upside, it's going to piss and shit everywhere in her apartment. She won't pay attention enough to get it house trained on any reasonable timeline.

 

[Imago]

Brah, isn't GG dead? Why are you chimpin about it?

Have any of you seen /r/kockatooinaction lately? As I write this they have 94,000 subscribers and 1300 members online. Right now they are freaking out about retailers boycotting a comic writer they like. Meanwhile, they have a pinned announcement about how they are going to use a boycott to bring down a gaming site they don't like. We had assumed that gamergate was dead because of the smell. But, it appears to be shifting into a new and even less self-aware form. It's possible that they might still do something so retarded that it brings Chelsea more attention for being 'GG's first victim' and reignites the whole stupid controversy for a another round. With that being said does GG exist anywhere outside reddit right now? If they just banned the whole KIA sub forum it might put them to sleep permanently. /

 

[gobbogobb]

Poms turn into mean fuckers when they aren't well trained too. I got a feeling it's gonna be a bitter....and get a one way trip to the gas chamber. I hope I'm wrong.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

does GG exist anywhere outside reddit right now?

Twitter still has some leftovers. They won't hashtag anymore but a surprising number of them still use Vivian James avatars and memes.

 

[BlueSpark]

Wow, she dislikes Fifty Shades of Grey and Rob Liefeld's art, how quirky in a mainstream way!

Fifty Shades of Grey was bad because it misrepresents BDSM relationships and makes them seem inherently toxic and abusive! And I remember that blog post making fun of Liefeld's art -- too many pouches and he can't draw feet haha!

She's so quirky and relatable, and quirky!

 

[One Man Bland]

Poms turn into mean fuckers when they aren't well trained too. I got a feeling it's gonna be a bitter....and get a one way trip to the gas chamber. I hope I'm wrong.

Aren't poms also rather infamous for being one of the most difficult breeds to train as well?

Sounds like Chelsea picked a Pomeranian because she's one of those dog "owners" who only considers how cute and Instagram-able a breed is and not all the work and attention that goes into raising a dog. I'm sure a month or two from now we'll be hearing about how she gave the dog back or dropped it off at a shelter.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

Aren't poms also rather infamous for being one of the most difficult breeds to train as well?

Sounds like Chelsea picked a Pomeranian because she's one of those dog "owners" who only considers how cute and Instagram-able a breed is and not all the work and attention that goes into raising a dog. I'm sure a month or two from now we'll be hearing about how she gave the dog back or dropped it off at a shelter.

No, she won't be a dog "owner". She will consider herself a dog "parent". I'm pretty sure we will soon read about her furry companion, as if she was talking about a real baby. It's about time her empty uterus added another layer of batshit to good old BPD.

 

[Water-T]

It's the middle of May, and the movie came out in early February. That is some delayed reaction right there!

Being in love with yourself doesn't count, Chelsea.

Sounds like Chelsea picked a Pomeranian because she's one of those dog "owners" who only considers how cute and Instagram-able a breed is and not all the work and attention that goes into raising a dog. I'm sure a month or two from now we'll be hearing about how she gave the dog back or dropped it off at a shelter.

Nah. She'll pull a Wu by letting the dog die from neglect and then cry about how googoogajoob sent a squad of Nazi hitmen to murder it.

 

[AnOminous]

Aren't poms also rather infamous for being one of the most difficult breeds to train as well?

They're also prone to getting severe separation anxiety, so an emotionally vacuous, absent cunt like Chelsea is probably the worst possible owner for one.

She should get something more at her emotional level. Like a venomous snake.

 

[Fannyscum]

They're also prone to getting severe separation anxiety, so an emotionally vacuous, absent cunt like Chelsea is probably the worst possible owner for one.

She should get something more at her emotional level. Like a venomous snake.

It's a fucking show dog. It has fucking papers.

 

[SiccDicc]

It's a fucking show dog. It has fucking papers.

Well, that solves the mystery of the FMV Funds...

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No, she won't be a dog "owner". She will consider herself a dog "parent". I'm pretty sure we will soon read about her furry companion, as if she was talking about a real baby. It's about time her empty uterus added another layer of batshit to good old BPD.

She doesn't talk about her other animals and will just use them as set pieces in photos when she needs the asspats. This dog will be treated no differently even it's more expensive than her snake and cats.

Also the dog I want could literally eat her dog in one bite. I don't get owning purse dogs.

 

[Hellfire]

She doesn't talk about her other animals and will just use them as set pieces in photos when she needs the asspats. This dog will be treated no differently even it's more expensive than her snake and cats.

Also the dog I want could literally eat her dog in one bite. I don't get owning purse dogs.

The jellyfish she bought were used to lolsorandum XD attention whore up until March, doesn't look like they've been mentioned or photographed since.