I barely have any active recollection of my teens because I guess I moved on with my life.
Guys like Ensign Soyboy here are always incredibly sad. He's a middle-aged man and the only claim to fame he really has is a TV Show he was on he didn't even stay on for the entire run for and he also was quite unpopular on that show. Only reason he's even talked about now is like him, many nerds live for the past and also can't let things from their teenage years go. (and the show also became part of pop culture, no thanks to him I might add)
Dude had so many possibilities with that kind of start-off. He has chosen to be a whiny manbaby instead, indulging by trying to stay a teenager forever and having no personal growth to speak of. He's also a real class act for shitting on the show that even brought him to where he is today, I might add.