DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[tomstone]

i really hope something is happening soon. the whole dsp saga has been absolute garbage for months now. the twitch suspension was the last entertaining thing. since then, nothing happened, just a disgusting fat scumbag scamming his gullible fans.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I never knew Rambo was a SF guy, i thought he was just a frind of dsp that was a small movie maker enthusiast, the more you know.

Rambo was really good at SF2, he mained Dhalsim. He won a tournament once and got a free flight to japan for some tournament. DSP was so salty that John won it too.

 

[Bilderberg Team Builder]

Here is the 53 video play list of Rambo vs DSP in HD Remix. Rambo just dominates Phil most matches.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBE7FB869D1B1FDD1

 

[JMR]

Not sure if he already paid for the version of State of Decay 2 that allows early access on Friday, but he's gonna be bitching when he comes back: I guess an embargo was lifted and IGN released gameplay on YouTube from first 20 or so minutes. There's a bunch of first impressions on Twitter and about thirty people streaming it on Twitch.

 

[actually]

Its gonna be a bit random, but I find this very very... hmm... not sure whats the word, so I just go with sad.

Not terribly unusual for Mr. Social Graces. See his Twitch:

Also:

Total Subs (via decapi): 428

http://sneed.quickmeme.com/img/c5/c5ae211bbeda56c2817e8f704fc80c944c947f7397b93287244747a6fe2ba652.jpg

 

[MidUSA]

Here is the 53 video play list of Rambo vs DSP in HD Remix. Rambo just dominates Phil most matches.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBE7FB869D1B1FDD1

Looks pretty even to me. 19-20

 

[Marsaudiac]

Not sure if he already paid for the version of State of Decay 2 that allows early access on Friday, but he's gonna be bitching when he comes back: I guess an embargo was lifted and IGN released gameplay on YouTube from first 20 or so minutes. There's a bunch of first impressions on Twitter and about thirty people streaming it on Twitch.

Wow, those fucking sellouts streaming the game before release unlike me, a real gamer, who really deserves all those views.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

He doesn't even need a hard schedule- since Twitch streaming never 'closes', he could stream all night and take the next day off if he wanted. I mean, that's kind of the perks of running your own 'business', setting your own hours. The only people that really complain about his schedule are people that come in when he starts at 11a and stops his pre-stream rambles at around 12:30p. Why even stick to a schedule you don't even like?

See this is what I don't get. Say you stream, say its your job/only source of income. There is no reason why you need to stick to strict times. Starting? Sure, you want people to rock up. But he could realistically stream 12 hours with drink/toilet breaks, make more money, get more gameplay done (it feels like he makes less and less progress these days) without ending streams and blue ballsing people over a boss you're up to. it turns people off

 

[Commander Cunt]

Question: is there any on screen footage of dsp getting caught by a jumpscare?


I watched so mant tihydp of the horror games and he always laughs and not in a "haha you almost got me" but a "ak ak dis game is so stoooopid ak ak ak fucking jumpscares dood, not once have i seen him actually jump im surprize even just a little, for the longest time i thought it had something to do mentally, i mean im sure people who play horrors get caught at least once with a genuine jump, its natural its just how body reactions work and thats why horror movies impliment them because true horror has sort of died off, the jump scare gimmick is all we have left in both gaming and movies, so why dont it work on phil?.

This is weird but I've thought about the same thing. It's usually like he plays it up if he is actually "surprised". The one time, and I'm not being hyperbolic I literally know of one time, I've seen dude legit jump was his prey play through. Sorry if this was answered, I'm behind on my Phil-osophy and just now catching up. Start this video at like 56:15 and watch his (non) expression. (It has a slow mo for you). It's a great thidp btw.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WV4unIrbGGo&t=22s

Edited timestamp.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

See this is what I don't get. Say you stream, say its your job/only source of income. There is no reason why you need to stick to strict times. Starting? Sure, you want people to rock up. But he could realistically stream 12 hours with drink/toilet breaks, make more money, get more gameplay done (it feels like he makes less and less progress these days) without ending streams and blue ballsing people over a boss you're up to. it turns people off

Because he treats it like a job. A job he hates.

 

[Freshtodeath]

See this is what I don't get. Say you stream, say its your job/only source of income. There is no reason why you need to stick to strict times. Starting? Sure, you want people to rock up. But he could realistically stream 12 hours with drink/toilet breaks, make more money, get more gameplay done (it feels like he makes less and less progress these days) without ending streams and blue ballsing people over a boss you're up to. it turns people off

He didn't even do that when he was single. He could literally "grind" and do 12 hour days for a couple weeks. This goes back to when he got raided with 2k viewers and said it wasn't worth the extra shekels. If he sat there for another 4 hours it would earn him off time at a later date. I think his autism is reason his schedule is so rigid.

 

[grump]

See this is what I don't get. Say you stream, say its your job/only source of income. There is no reason why you need to stick to strict times. Starting? Sure, you want people to rock up. But he could realistically stream 12 hours with drink/toilet breaks, make more money, get more gameplay done (it feels like he makes less and less progress these days) without ending streams and blue ballsing people over a boss you're up to. it turns people off

Its part of his NPD, narcissists try to talk up the importance of their 'accomplishments' but also sometimes the effort they went through.

4-6hr a day at a workplace 10 feet away from bed is 'all day labor' that leaves him with no free time. he's an independent streamer yet he acts like mr. spacely is constantly lording above him, he's in the poorhouse yet the available metrics show him making close to if not six figures, burping and snorting through COD is a masterpiece harder than 4 month slavishly polished analysis,

As you can see in Phil's case he is a bit stupid so he goes a little too extreme with this if you take him at his word playing vidya for a living leaves him with less free time than surgeons, politicians, and tech ceos.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Spotted a familiar name in Sean Ranklin's video of Wing's latest stream. Phil's fans truly love fat, gout-ridden, autistic streamers.

 

[grump]

I mean if anything, Phil did more harm to Kat in that reveal video then anything detractors have said. She looked utterly miserable sitting next to Phil, which only supported the theory that their relationship was one of convenience and little else.

Well I believe if Kat showed up or was heard Phil would have to read the stuff we might say about her here, since it's been confirmed Phil reads here I'm sure he also regurgitates all the criticism about him to her. So she'd much rather keep it just him. Of course this theory falls apart if she actually cares about what he says anytime of the dsy

I think he was deeply stung by what he reads here and on Twitter and took the advice to shut up about his personal life the wrong way. Given that most of it was to stop blabbering about meaningless shit in general which he still does. He was also completely humiliated by the Leanna disaster and probably sees hiding as an easier way out when/since she's picked up stakes. The problem is that he wants to have his cake and eat it too. I guess maybe in theory its okay if he shuts up about Kat but he keeps bringing her up over and over and waving her existence around like a chick waving a fancy handbag in front of her jealous friends while at the same time she's some ghost or legend thats escaped or he keeps locked up somewhere. And then he gets pissed when people get curious about it and troll him. Either actually shut up about Kat or accept that you live by drama now and bungle another reveal of her to feed the detractors for another cycle.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Hey at least this fanart doesnt have Tevin's face embedded in it....................#DSPositive

 

[JamFlowMan]

I think he was deeply stung by what he reads here and on Twitter and took the advice to shut up about his personal life the wrong way. Given that most of it was to stop blabbering about meaningless shit in general which he still does. He was also completely humiliated by the Leanna disaster and probably sees hiding as an easier way out when/since she's picked up stakes. The problem is that he wants to have his cake and eat it too. I guess maybe in theory its okay if he shuts up about Kat but he keeps bringing her up over and over and waving her existence around like a chick waving a fancy handbag in front of her jealous friends while at the same time she's some ghost or legend thats escaped or he keeps locked up somewhere. And then he gets pissed when people get curious about it and troll him. Either actually shut up about Kat or accept that you live by drama now and bungle another reveal of her to feed the detractors for another cycle.

I think part of the reason he is so pissy whenever the subject of Kat is broached is because he wanted to spill it all. His pitch before she moved in was truly how he pictured things going. You'd get to meet his soulmate, learn all about her, ask her personal questions one quarter at a time, and co-op playthroughs would be coming back. It was an entire other person he could monitize to help save his stagnant streaming career. Then, either after or even before that horrible introduction video, she shut everything down. No co-op playthroughs, no ask the king and queen, no instagram pictures, she wouldn't even pop in and hand him a slice of birthday cake.

She still kinda cooks, doesn't sound like she loves to clean, so now Phil just has this strange woman in his house and for what? Love? Phil doesn't have time for that shit, he's a gamer.

 

[grump]

Well its official, Phil has now blawked me on Twitter even though I'm a very little known not very active detractor and I've gone out of my way to never once directly interact with him. I've never even put out a tweet except in a reply. Its kind of impressive. I've always suspected he scans and analyzes social media and detractor traffic far more closely than many detractors think let alone how he lets on but this basically proves he must be at least borderline obsessed with it and its probably where a large chunk of the time he spends 'uploading' actually goes if he was able to notice me. Well, it will be a bit of a pain in the arse to log in and out if I find the need to look up one of his stupid blatherings but its nice to know he's so petty I got under his skin even inadvertently.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Well its official, Phil has now blawked me on Twitter even though I'm a very little known not very active detractor and I've gone out of my way to never once directly interact with him. I've never even put out a tweet except in a reply. Its kind of impressive. I've always suspected he scans and analyzes social media and detractor traffic far more closely than many detractors think let alone how he lets on but this basically proves he must be at least borderline obsessed with it and its probably where a large chunk of the time he spends 'uploading' actually goes if he was able to notice me. Well, it will be a bit of a pain in the arse to log in and out if I find the need to look up one of his stupid blatherings but its nice to know he's so petty I got under his skin even inadvertently.

could he be using a detractor list? twitter block lists are pretty popular with the thinly skinned

 

[Haunter]

I think part of the reason he is so pissy whenever the subject of Kat is broached is because he wanted to spill it all.

It's impossible to tell with Phil how much of what he does is the pathological narcissist, and how much is the scheming conman. Based on the precedent set by his move to Washington, I think the Soulmaid fiasco has been a con with little to no real relationship between Phil and Kat.

Phil pumped up his move out Connecticut as the thing that was going to change his life. He was going to get back surgery. Leanna would become his live-in nurse, requiring a move to a bigger place. After he got his way, his back was miraculously healed by the Seattle air, never to be mentioned again.

Both of these have been "get-rich-quick-schemes". IIRC: according to Airraidlord, Phil had a received a payout after a car accident. It was Fred's speculation that Phil's hasty retreat out of Connecticut had do with this settlement.

Same thing with Kat. She's his "soulmate". "She's said things to me and done things to me no one else ever has". He gets his way. "A secondary income". Kat and the relationship disappear from view.

could he be using a detractor list? twitter block lists are pretty popular with the thinly skinned

With a quick Google search, this seems likely. A web abb called 'Block Together' allows someone to create a list of blocked accounts for another person to use. At first I thought it was unlikely that Phil himself would be doing this, but given he could be having someone else doing the headhunting for him...

 

[FalsePositivity]

I’ve never seen someone make an Instagram account and not bother to actually follow anyone and only post your own stuff instead. That is literally next level fuckery proof that Phil doesnt give a remote fuck about anyone else.

Inb4 he magically starts following random people now...