TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[RJ MacReady]

Just how fucked up is Spoony's health, I wonder? Beyond the stuff we DO know. What ISN'T he telling us?

I think we know all there's worth knowing. Spoony has bitched about every health issue he's been diagnosed with.

The best and most consistent conclusion anyone can make is that while Noah has his share of problems, all of them are caused or aggravated by his lifestyle and should not be enough to stop him from working with proper management.

The worst disease he has is being blind to how easy he has it. The bar is lower for him than it is for any broke college student, wage slave, single mother or working senior. Noah could do anything beside what he's doing now - ten minute vlogs, Medium posts, streaming - and make hundreds of dollars for a fraction of the labour the less privileged have to put in.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Presented without comment.

 

[A Useless Fish]

What a useless fucking cuck. To think I actually felt sorry for him, once.

 

[BlueSpark]

The Spoony Experiment subreddit reacts to those tweets about fucking up the stream:

 

[RumblyTumbly]

When your subreddit becomes a place to bash and hate on you, that should tell you that you've messed up.

 

[LOOPS]

That's what I was thinking. Least she's fed well and Noah does play with her indoors.

That's hilarious how he got the dog to react like that. Mine would probably whimper/run away if I came at him with a lightsaber.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

When your subreddit becomes a place to bash and hate on you, that should tell you that you've messed up.

I believe that is called "The Opie And Anthony Effect".

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

When your subreddit becomes a place to bash and hate on you, that should tell you that you've messed up.

Well, it's been like that for a long time, but make no mistake, if Spoonster gonna do something that is not a stream or Twitter sperging, most of them will praise him, as if he had accomplished a feat.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

Wait... Present Day Spoony? Capable of Love?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry, but no. Look, I'm not painting spoony as a selfish asshole here (He does a pretty good job of that himself), but let me give you a very brief lesson in Science.

What makes up emotions? Well, emotions are generally hormonal and electrical responses exhibited by the brain in response to stimuli (To put it crudely). This stimuli can be anything from being kissed by someone, to witnessing someone get hurt, to many sorts of things.

Spoony himself was diagnosed as Bipolar, which means that his hormones (Or blood and brain chemistry) are constantly fluctuating. Medicine is used to help stabilize this. The keywords are 'help stabilize'. Pills aren't a magic bullet when it comes to psychological problems. It also takes a therapist and the inherent willingness to recognize that you have a problem and want to fix it (And I do mean want to, as in taking the actual necessary steps to fix the problem, rather than whine about it). Neither of which Spoony is willing to do. To top this off, Spoony is constantly throwing himself in the proverbial fire by logging into twitter and ranting about Donald Trump ALL DAY.

To top it off, Spoony abuses alcohol. So do you really think someone who's unwell mind is addled by booze and pills, ontop of exposing himself to a toxic environment on an hourly basis, is even remotely capable of any emotion besides irrational rage and paranoia?

Talking about psychiatry definitely caught my attention, lol.

But yeah, it's the reason I don't drink much when I'm going through a bout of depression. As much as I want to chug a bottle of Jack, I know I'll feel worse because of it.

Thing is, I used to feel bad for Noah. I related to him in a way because, yeah, mental illness fucking sucks. After a while though, that pity turned into irritation. Yeah, forcing yourself out of bed and being productive can be hard as hell sometimes. I get that a little too well. But, eventually, you'll have to get up to take a piss or something. That's when you try and accomplish SOMETHING. He does have his dog at least, which is probably the only thing keeping him from making one last trip outside so that he could test gravity from the top of a building or bridge.

Oh, and sorry if this has been answered already (I've been away for a few) but did Noah ever find out about the whole JewWario clusterfuck? Last I heard, people were trying to keep him from finding out.

 

[Plissken]

Talking about psychiatry definitely caught my attention, lol.

But yeah, it's the reason I don't drink much when I'm going through a bout of depression. As much as I want to chug a bottle of Jack, I know I'll feel worse because of it.

Thing is, I used to feel bad for Noah. I related to him in a way because, yeah, mental illness fucking sucks. After a while though, that pity turned into irritation. Yeah, forcing yourself out of bed and being productive can be hard as hell sometimes. I get that a little too well. But, eventually, you'll have to get up to take a piss or something. That's when you try and accomplish SOMETHING. He does have his dog at least, which is probably the only thing keeping him from making one last trip outside so that he could test gravity from the top of a building or bridge.

Oh, and sorry if this has been answered already (I've been away for a few) but did Noah ever find out about the whole JewWario clusterfuck? Last I heard, people were trying to keep him from finding out.

Oh he knows, but he is too much of a self-pitying pussy to address it.

 

[popoto-chan]

He does have his dog at least, which is probably the only thing keeping him from making one last trip outside so that he could test gravity from the top of a building or bridge.

He does seem to rely 100% on his dog. I have the feeling a bullet through the brain is likely when Oreo kicks the bucket. A sad end to a sad man.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

He does seem to rely 100% on his dog. I have the feeling a bullet through the brain is likely when Oreo kicks the bucket. A sad end to a sad man.

Well, losing a beloved pet is bad enough. My cat Casper died recently, something my bf and I were pretty upset about. But when you are so gone mentally that you seem to rely solely on your pet to keep you from going even further off the deep end...

I'm willing to bet that he feels that Oreo is the one creature on the entire planet that actually loves him. Even though he mostly brought this upon himself, that's still pretty fucking depressing.

 

[Clop]

The Patreon page still keeps getting this kind of self-righteous crap that's not helping anyone, it's an absolute treat to behold. I can understand the mentality of giving just a dollar to someone you think is in dire straits (which he fucking is, but of his own volition, too) but schadenfreude of the people who are disgusted by his cycling behavior? It's amazing.

Well, losing a beloved pet is bad enough. My cat Casper died recently, something my bf and I were pretty upset about. But when you are so gone mentally that you seem to rely solely on your pet to keep you from going even further off the deep end...

My main reason for joining the Farms! Nothing cuts out a piece of your soul and sanity like holding a dying animal for four hours as it keeps clawing at your clothes, trying desperately to cling onto life, and then pissing and vomiting all over you as the body finally lets go.

Now that's a sight for someone like Noah to behold and brace for! I give him a chance of 1/1000 to not kill himself after that shit.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

So here's a dumb question.

Who walks Oreo? I mean does Spoony actually take the dog outside and give it the proper exercise?

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

So here's a dumb question.

Who walks Oreo? I mean does Spoony actually take the dog outside and give it the proper exercise?

I'd hope for that at least, but I'm willing to bet it either comes down to April, or that poor dog only gets exercise whenever Noah remembers to toss the squeaky toy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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My main reason for joining the Farms! Nothing cuts out a piece of your soul and sanity like holding a dying animal for four hours as it keeps clawing at your clothes, trying desperately to cling onto life, and then pissing and vomiting all over you as the body finally lets go.

Now that's a sight for someone like Noah to behold and brace for! I give him a chance of 1/1000 to not kill himself after that shit.

Off topic here, my last cat that literally passed away on me was in his sleep on my lap. I think when Oreo goes it'll be the same, old age and in it's sleep.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I've never seen so much discussion over how a Youtuber decided to quit out of the game. So he quit being a youtuber. So what?

 

[RJ MacReady]

I've never seen so much discussion over how a Youtuber decided to quit out of the game. So he quit being a youtuber. So what?

He didn't quit. This is a common misconception, and if it was the case I wouldn't feel the need to discuss him at all. He still insists he's working, and accepts money for that work - but doesn't do it.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

Even if Noah had just said "I quit making videos" and shut down the Patreon years ago, I have no doubt he'd have still gotten a thread made about him over his Twitter antics and Trump Derangement Syndrome.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Even if Noah had just said "I quit making videos" and shut down the Patreon years ago, I have no doubt he'd have still gotten a thread made about him over his Twitter antics and Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Yeah, but it wouldn't have gotten far - just like the dozens of other dead-end threads on this subforum.

At the end of the day Spoony is another fungible, impotent voice screaming into the void of Twitter. The context surrounding it - abandoning his career so he could tweet inane bullshit all day - is why he attracts so much interest.

If he had quit and closed the Patreon, nobody would've expected anything of him or had any reason to pay attention to him. And personally, I've said two or three times that Noah officially quitting is the best thing he can do for himself.