🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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He does not look like 250lbs at his height. He'd be much much rounder.
 
Dynastia said:
A low center of gravity works in his favour, and a short reach means he can punch harder from the clinch. I'm not joking around or anything, fat is as good as muscle when you're up on top of somebody, and I don't arrange to fight anybody over the internet if there's a chance I might actually lose against them.
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Just pretend he's ANALR and push him until he rolls away
 
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Dynastia said:
Wow fuck off I am a large alpha-male and tactical streetfighter not your feminised husbandslave. I just understand how dangerous fat manlets can be if you underestimate them.
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yeah well, Lowtax did underestimate your ability to dox SomethingAwful’s remaining userbase so...

some of this is correct!
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
5'1" isn't even manlet tier. Fucker's basically a garden gnome.
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I shouldn't post this, but the autism compels me. 5'10, lost 100 pounds since this document was created. Site won't let me upload it, for some reason.

https://imgur.com/YsJp80f

Anyway, enjoy your weekend! I know mine is going to be a lot of fun, especially Sunday night. Also, what's up, Bryan? I would say I'm surprised you would sockpuppet here again, but I 100% am not.
 
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theralph said:
I shouldn't post this, but the autism compels me. 5'10, lost 100 pounds since this document was created. Site won't let me upload it, for some reason.

https://imgur.com/YsJp80f

Anyway, enjoy your weekend! I know mine is going to be a lot of fun, especially Sunday night. Also, what's up, Bryan? I would say I'm surprised you would sockpuppet here again, but I 100% am not.
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Unexplained weight loss is the term used to describe a decrease in body weight that occurs unintentionally and can be a warning sign of diabetes.
 
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theralph said:
I shouldn't post this, but the autism compels me. 5'10, lost 100 pounds since this document was created. Site won't let me upload it, for some reason.

https://imgur.com/YsJp80f

Anyway, enjoy your weekend! I know mine is going to be a lot of fun, especially Sunday night. Also, what's up, Bryan? I would say I'm surprised you would sockpuppet here again, but I 100% am not.
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OK so you're a half foot shorter than me and still outweigh me by over 40 pounds


And I could stand to lose some weight
 
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