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@drgnkiller has been doing a "History of Phil" the past few days on Twitter and it is some great stuff. Some funny "fan art", some really gross "fan art", but these forum bans with detailed reason by Phil itself are great. This one is so smug, but there was one before where he referenced the forums as his "castle" but I didn't feel like searching for it.
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PieceofShet said:
Looks like Dave likes to say "peepul are shill". Found a clip where he is calling out EVERYBODY who promotes alienware. EVERYBODY. LIAR. SHILL™.

https://twitter.com/Piece_of_Shet/status/998071102592122880
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It's funny to me, because technically this is Phil making money off of streaming while talking about Alienware. Gotchaaa.

And yes, Phil, PC-users know Alienware is shit compared to just building your PC yourself without any extra fluff. But just like you, a lot of peepul don't know how to put together a gaming PC, and that's why there's a market for suckers like you who buy a PC only to complain that one game hasn't got a good framerate while recording and streaming a shit game.

Don't forget to pop by Phil's Teespring for a shirt, you gais.
 
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gobbogobb said:
He's almost right. He forgets the massive tourist money from Royal crap.

The Space Needle makes no goddamn sense either but it's a cool looking building that people pay money to see, and spend even more in the city.

Edit: lol I just realized Phil never sees easy revenue streams. Why am I surprised?
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It's the Lewis Black model of econimics. If your city or town needs money, you just need to build a big fucking thing. I don't care what it is. As long as it's big and it's a fucking thing.
 
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Phil has no right to call anyone a shill. He talked about how great Shadow of War was before he played it, and told everyone to ignore the haters who said the loot boxes ruined the game. Then has soon as he hits the wall in the game, he quits and complains using the exact same language as the people he ridiculed.

When he got an ephemeral sponsorship from OP seats, he extensively shilled the product like anyone with a sponsorship would do, then turns around and trashes them when they dropped him. He was so eager to get a new sponsorship from Spawn seats (which was just a shell company trying to scam him iirc) that he punished someone in stream for trying to warn him, saying that the person was trying to "promote a rival company" or something like that.
 
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Unseemly and Feral said:
Phil has no right to call anyone a shill. He talked about how great Shadow of War was before he played it, and told everyone to ignore the haters who said the loot boxes ruined the game. Then has soon as he hits the wall in the game, he quits and complains using the exact same language as the people he ridiculed.
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The best part of the whole Shadow of War fiasco was that Phil claimed that he beat the game and that the last act didn't count. He will jump through every hoop imaginable to avoid making himself wrong or a hypocrite.

Phil will always justify his shilling as "I NEED TO SAVE MY HOUSE/BUSINESS", cause he has it in his mind that all the "shills" are living in million-dollar mansions and driving Ferraris.
 
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PieceofShet said:
Recently this came up... and I just found a clip.

DSP wanted to hire an assistant to babysit his uploads. LOL

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*snort* so apparently we got someone to babysit the uploads, he's this black man by the name of tyrone
he's teaching kat how to edit and all that stuff the best part is, he's doing it for free ARF ARF ARF although for some strange reason he smells like scented soap
 
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PieceofShet said:
Recently this came up... and I just found a clip.

DSP wanted to hire an assistant to babysit his uploads. LOL

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he wanted to be like rooster teeth, the same company he shits on countless time because of their "scripted skits." He already complains about sending out the emails for to his Patreon supporters.
 
PieceofShet said:
Recently this came up... and I just found a clip.

DSP wanted to hire an assistant to babysit his uploads. LOL

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Ehm. He thought of hiring a person who does "busy work" for him? With examples equivalent to "wiping my ass"? But not a mention of "he could edit my videos"? Okay then! Apparently he is not only massively lazy, he seriously thinks his RAW footage has some worth nowadays.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Ehm. He thought of hiring a person who does "busy work" for him? With examples equivalent to "wiping my ass"? But not a mention of "he could edit my videos"? Okay then! Apparently he is not only massively lazy, he seriously thinks his RAW footage has some worth nowadays.
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She loves to cook. She loves to clean. She has a job and will help with the bills. She will be in my videos and make me popular again. We're soul mates! I just have to fly her across the continent and buy her a new wardrobe and phone and lend her my car.

I can totally see Phil paying for someone to do mundane tasks for him.
 
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Sparkletor said:
She loves to cook. She loves to clean. She has a job and will help with the bills. She will be in my videos and make me popular again. We're soul mates! I just have to fly her across the continent and buy her a new wardrobe and phone and lend her my car.

I can totally see Phil paying for someone to do mundane tasks for him.
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i dont see him paying, i see him roping someone in thats alreadya fan though.
 
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She loves to cook. She loves to clean. She has a job and will help with the bills. She will be in my videos and make me popular again. We're soul mates!
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That reminds me, so much for all that "doing videos together" garbage. One of the worst mistakes in a new relationship, that undying optimism and imagining a life completely different than the one you're currently in "once she moves in." Some people imagine themselves eating healthy and exercising more when they start college/get into a relationship/buy a pet etc. - no, you start eating healthy and exercising more once you get your fat ass off the couch and work for those things, they're not bonuses to other things in your life that suddenly become any easier.

Hasn't Phil done this numerous times, as well? "It'll all get better when-" to avoid any actual self-improvement and hard work. Ten-year legacy of zero improvement aside from getting wrenched into finally buying a capture device.

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Someone posted this on /v/. Found it funny

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Best part is the single dislike after a whole year.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
*snort* so apparently we got someone to babysit the uploads, he's this black man by the name of tyrone
he's teaching kat how to edit and all that stuff the best part is, he's doing it for free ARF ARF ARF although for some strange reason he smells like scented soap
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Specifically Kentish Rain.
 
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