Trainwreck Jessi Slaughter / Jessica/Damian Leonhardt - Consequences will never be the same

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Melkor said:
That's an insult to Carrie Fisher. At least she had a great body around Jessie's age. (Okay so she wasn't 18 when she was in the movie but work with me here.)
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If nothing else, Carrie Fisher was funny and smart af. Letters from the Edge is actually pretty great, and she did some script doctoring on some beloved classics, like Hook. The Princess Diarist had me laughing seltzer out of my nose accidentally. Also I kind of love that she gave zero fucks and brought her dog Gary everywhere. Honestly, even if she wasn’t hot anymore, she was still a treasure and had a great personality.

Jessi Slaughter has none of these redeeming qualities.
 
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I will never get over the "erhmegehrd, we're gaaaaay" claim when they are a male / female couple any which way you slice it - either by tumblr standards (transgirl and transboy date, that's a straight couple), or by the standards of reality (one of them has a penis and one has a vag, they're a straight couple.)

Here's Damien looking extra masculine and trans in their frilly lolita dress this past summer. Gee. I wonder why anyone would ever possible assume your gender, or misgender you, my dear. If you put out all the signifiers for "I am a chick" (long hair, wear a dress, put on makeup, etc) in addition to not looking like a dude, you will generally be assumed to be a chick.
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I find some irony in how fast that brave "nazi killing" gun would be used on Jessi for being a all round failure to the state.

Also as an owner of 7 mosins, I weep for that wood and iron that was made by drunken unable to read slave labor.

At least she has mastered the chick lean.
 
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HighwayOverpass said:
I wonder what she intends on doing in the future because with her past nonsense from when she was 11 plus videos of her sucking off a chick with a dick while pretending she's anything but a straight girl, I can't see anybody giving her any sort of job. I guess she plans on living off her $20 sex tapes.
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I don't think this is the case anymore, because of the abundance of lolcows compared to old times, along with the ability to dismiss every piece of information about one that might be on the internet as "harassment".
 
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HighwayOverpass said:
I wonder what she intends on doing in the future because with her past nonsense from when she was 11 plus videos of her sucking off a chick with a dick while pretending she's anything but a straight girl, I can't see anybody giving her any sort of job. I guess she plans on living off her $20 sex tapes.
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Collecting disability until she dies of diabetes. Might have some kids to get allowance too (I'm surprised she hasn't already).
 
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multiverse said:
I will never get over the "erhmegehrd, we're gaaaaay" claim when they are a male / female couple any which way you slice it - either by tumblr standards (transgirl and transboy date, that's a straight couple), or by the standards of reality (one of them has a penis and one has a vag, they're a straight couple.)
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Exactly. If, as Tumblr says, transwomen are women, and transmen are men, then... they are a straight couple.
 
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multiverse said:
I will never get over the "erhmegehrd, we're gaaaaay" claim when they are a male / female couple any which way you slice it - either by tumblr standards (transgirl and transboy date, that's a straight couple), or by the standards of reality (one of them has a penis and one has a vag, they're a straight couple.)

Here's Damien looking extra masculine and trans in their frilly lolita dress this past summer. Gee. I wonder why anyone would ever possible assume your gender, or misgender you, my dear. If you put out all the signifiers for "I am a chick" (long hair, wear a dress, put on makeup, etc) in addition to not looking like a dude, you will generally be assumed to be a chick.
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If I gave them the benefit of the doubt regarding their diagnosis due, they'll be flung to the ground if they pulled the trigger on that thing.
 
Maradontia said:
Collecting disability until she dies of diabetes. Might have some kids to get allowance too (I'm surprised she hasn't already).
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This lolcow antics aside she's just basic trailer trash and she knows it. This whole demi boy or what ever antics are to escape her trash roots. She's not really even bothered by her past of being an idiot online she's bothered she's white trash so took the easiest way out.... easy lazy way to solve a problem kinda sounds like whato whathe trash would do.

I for sure expect her trying to weasel her way into college on tax payer dime and then talking shit about the blue color working people who paid for it.
 
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Buzzkill said:
I stumbled across this randomly on an imageboard, if you want to see Jessi banging (just not the kind of banging that you'd problably expect), happy fapping:

http://www.pornoplum.com/v/55192/

I'm not sure how AIDS the site is without adblock so proceeed with caution.
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Also Googling, "Jessi Slaughter porn" will bring up a whole heap of sites.
 
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Derp Potato said:
Jessi Slaughter porn
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Oh there really is, wasn't aware of that. The last time I googled for it was probably late 2017, but I'm quite sure that besides some tits pics there was nothing available (at least available without digging deeper).

Edit; you can still see her infamous "meat sandwich" pics when she was like 11 yo just via Googling, lol
 
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Well at least she made sure he was okay. It wasn't bad, not my usually thing but it was an interesting viewing. Felt real
 
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Kind of shocked she had not claimed to have EDS way before now, she’s slow to latch onto to what’s been a greatest hit, must have on the munchie hit parade for years.

As annoying as munchies are it’s incredibly sad that their entire life is devoted to finding fake reasons for why they cant do anything with their lives. But their selfishness, unrelenting attention seeking and constant whining buries any possible sympathy one could muster.

Course Jess could try to break new ground as the first FTM porn star to incorporate a Jazzy mobility device into her videos. Nothing gets a guy going like a chubby girl on a jazzy scooter complaining about her imaginary illnesses.
 
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