Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Apteryx Owenii]

There is no such thing as offline to Jake, he just uses that lie because he needed a retort to the obvious suggestion to turn off twitter. I'm surprised he didn't start a tweetstorm about how trying to separate him from his 'support network' (on a platform he claims to hate) is a hate crime.

Maybe tomorrow.

 

[Haramburger]

slide into the dms of naive young women

I think Jake is the right kind of dense to not realize that many of the "naive young women" he thinks he's infiltrating are the dudes who perfected the art of mailbox-dancing & chat to prosper in MMOs.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Cosmo Kramer]

"gnomic"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

No doubt Jules has been added to Jake's blocks. Possibly with some comment about him/her being a dangerous stalker who's been harassing him for years.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Yeah, if there's one thing Jake doesn't have enough of, it's time to check up on twitter drama.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

View attachment 455489

"That's absurd. You have incredibly striking hair, amazing features, and I think it's about time we got back to my misfortunes."

 

[Done]

"That's absurd. You have incredibly striking hair, amazing features, and I think it's about time we got back to my misfortunes."

Yeah, this is the hair that Jake is complimenting:

We call this creature Becky Brillopad.

 

[Ruin]

Gross and gay. Dat troon angle selfie though.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Gross and gay. Dat troon angle selfie though.

That's the best part. She's "FtM."

 

[Done]

Gross and gay. Dat troon angle selfie though.

Yeah, she's actually a cis female who pretends to be FtM (among other things) to get asspats and win Twitter arguments.

Edit: Here's the thread, it's a relatively short one with lots of content.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/archi...x-gerber-rebecca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, this is the hair that Jake is complimenting:

We call this creature Becky Brillopad.

Well, he’s not wrong when he describes her hair as “incredibly striking.”

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Jake could have "striking" hair just like that, if he dyed his gross beard (using Kool-Aid as hair dye like a 90s mall goth), cut it off, and stuck the dead hair on top of his head with superglue.

 

[Ruin]

Yeah, she's actually a cis female who pretends to be FtM (among other things) to get asspats and win Twitter arguments.

Edit: Here's the thread, it's a relatively short one with lots of content.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/archi...x-gerber-rebecca-marie-hernandez-gerber.25523

That's archivistbecks? Ouch, rapid aging intensifies.

 

[Test Business]

I think by striking he meant so oily, wiry and matted that the hair could be fashioned into a blunt object to strike someone with.

 

[AnOminous]

We call this creature Becky Brillopad.

I call her troon Tommy Wiseau.

 

[Done]

I call her troon Tommy Wiseau.

I honestly hope she adds Jake to her cuck collection, a giant gnome with a horrified face will make for excellent entertainment for her bull.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I honestly hope she adds Jake to her cuck collection, a giant gnome with a horrified face will make for excellent entertainment for her bull.

Jake doesn’t have money or a functioning penis so he offers nothing to Rebecca other than internet ass pats.

 

[repentance]

I honestly hope she adds Jake to her cuck collection, a giant gnome with a horrified face will make for excellent entertainment for her bull.

I hope they become more and more entwined. Their ultimate falling out will provide even more entertainment than the rift with Zoe.