DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Osaka Boss]

Phil has a stress ball LOL


edit: and he is kinda high. Maybe something really harsh happened. Maybe with kat

 

[Drip Feed]

he sounds really open and lively right now, is he on the Gin? hes talking about shiiting and puking at the same time.


He sounds almost happy, making funny voices.

 

[FallGout]

he sounds really open and lively right now, is he on the Gin? hes talking about shiiting and puking at the same time.


He sounds almost happy, making funny voices.

He told that story before and it's pretty much a South Park gag, so likely bullshit.

 

[AnOminous]

Believe it or not they removed Crouch Jumping from Black Mesa. I don't know when they did it but it's out of the game now. Why they decided to do this is anyone's guess.

Probably because of whining babies like DSP who couldn't understand a complicated concept like "shift AND control."

 

[Coin Ops]

If the financials are as dire as he lets on, at this point I'd get shit-hammered every fucking night and stream until I passed out. I don't know if it would be the best decision, but it would be a fun decision.

 

[FallGout]

Probably because of whining babies like DSP who couldn't understand a complicated concept like "shift AND control."

Devs on the subject of his failure in Steam discussion forums.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/362890/discussions/0/135508031949523417/

 

[Quan_Chi]

Regardless of whether he shoukd have known, you'd expect a normal person to look things up or try something else, not sit there for 20 minutes pounding the space bar and crying about it.

He was literally stacking stuff on top of each other to boot. I mean he was on a pc, he could literally alt+tab to go and do a google search for solutions. But nahhhh lets just stack boxes on top of each other.

 

[OneDaySon]

I think its just that with how his money is getting lower and lower and the amount of money he's getting now has just sunk in for him earlier today, he's putting on a clown act. We're finally at acceptance, he's accepted that he's not interesting to watch so he's trying to fake it and be funny on purpose to gain interest and hopefully get SOME shekels.

 

[FallGout]

He was literally stacking stuff on top of each other to boot. I mean he was on a pc, he could literally alt+tab to go and do a google search for solutions. But nahhhh lets just stack boxes on top of each other.

He tried that and even failed at doing that. He said he looked up a video of people playing it and "they can do it perfectly fine" or something like that. He even acknowledged the crouch jump tutorial box when it first showed up but ignored it and went and got a barrel.

I'm kind of glad he didn't figure it out for so long as it's pretty hilarious watching him fail for so long, sucks those days are over thanks to his chat.

 

[DuckSucker]

Frozen lasagaa really sounds like thats TV dinner tier, If kat has really left this is just the icing on the cake.

Ive kept quiet about my autistic theories that I always have but if we're throwing them out, I felt like that one time Phil said he had to go to an appointment with Kat, I thought it sounded like relationship counseling or something.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Ive kept quiet about my autistic theories that I always have but if we're throwing them out, I felt like that one time Phil said he had to go to an appointment with Kat, I thought it sounded like relationship counseling or something.

He would have tried with Leanna before he tried with Kat and we're talking about the same guy with quotes such as "there was nothing I could do, I did everything right"

Now tell me this bloke is capable of self reflection

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Ive kept quiet about my autistic theories that I always have but if we're throwing them out, I felt like that one time Phil said he had to go to an appointment with Kat, I thought it sounded like relationship counseling or something.

Probably went to go apply for food stamps

 

[Clop]

Regardless of whether he shoukd have known, you'd expect a normal person to look things up or try something else, not sit there for 20 minutes pounding the space bar and crying about it.

Hence the stream chat hand-holding in everything these days.

Probably because of whining babies like DSP who couldn't understand a complicated concept like "shift AND control."

I've always wondered what kind of a monster uses shift for jumping, and the button I hear Phil smashing is definitely spacebar.

 

[HolocaustDenier]

stayed 30 seconds on dsp stream, his chat is full of slow in the mind windows to hell. it hurts my head
>sindella434: yea gf now a day ike guy who buff , its sad, girls
>kingswagginz calling others irrelevant

 

[Coconut Gun]

Then he'll play online and get destroyed by randoms.

Speaking of which, what's Phil's excuse for not playing fightcade, aka where the best players who still play ST and A3 and stuff play online?

 

[OneDaySon]

Ah, we're at the point of the paypig cycle where the top paypig thinks they're hot shit because they're starting to get some power and get away with stuff others can't as they're top paypig. Soon they'll be exploiting that the more that they realise it.

It makes it more funny though when they're on their high horse thinking they're untouchable because they throw pennies at Phil for when Phil inevitably dumps them for the new top paypig and the cycle starts again. I wonder if Swaggins will go the BSV route and come here, the Sammy Samosa route and completely vanish or the KGhaleon route and remain on the forums bitching about Phil all day?

 

[Drip Feed]

Speaking of which, what's Phil's excuse for not playing fightcade, aka where the best players who still play ST and A3 and stuff play online?

Knowing how to use a pc.

This is the same guy that couldnt change his display settings from duplicate to Extend these displays.

Edit: my bad he fat fingered his keys and split his desktop, still a retard.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdHXFCkAfTp/?hl=en&taken-by=theycallmedsp

 

[BrunoMattei]

Speaking of which, what's Phil's excuse for not playing fightcade, aka where the best players who still play ST and A3 and stuff play online?

"DOODS! I can't play PC games at 4K 60FPS and stream and commentate at the same time! Ack ack ack! Stupid dumb fuck kids don't know what the reality is. Okay? And by the way, you're banned now, goodbye! Ack ack ack! Okay, so let's get back to this fun and positive stream! SNORT"

 

[Marsaudiac]

Speaking of which, what's Phil's excuse for not playing fightcade, aka where the best players who still play ST and A3 and stuff play online?

He'd bark like a seal on stream about how he needs to download roms and put them in a folder and do actual setup and not play. That's how a DSP Fightcade stream would go down.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Ah, we're at the point of the paypig cycle where the top paypig thinks they're hot shit because they're starting to get some power and get away with stuff others can't as they're top paypig. Soon they'll be exploiting that the more that they realise it.

It makes it more funny though when they're on their high horse thinking they're untouchable because they throw pennies at Phil for when Phil inevitably dumps them for the new top paypig and the cycle starts again. I wonder if Swaggins will go the BSV route and come here, the Sammy Samosa route and completely vanish or the KGhaleon route and remain on the forums bitching about Phil all day?

He has already gone into Tevins stream (while he is streaming radical heights, not restreaming) and banning people in dsps chat if they were detracting in there. Soon enough he will want to get on detractor podcasts and join kiwi farms.