Containment Random Chris Updates

[Zilortha]

I'm not sure how Jack Z labeled his payment; but if he gave that money to CWC in exchange for something - and CWC backed out on what they agreed on - jack Z could have easily told PayPal that CWC failed to meet his end of the agreement, and Paypal will refund the money - no questions asked.

But until CWC gets off his duff and tells people what went down; it's only speculation.

Yeah, there's not much we can do but speculate, especially since @Marvin won't give us the scoop lol.

Personally I find a lot of what happens regarding Chris and money to be weird. But it's hard to keep things straight when we keep hearing weird conflicting stories that (from my perspective at least) doesn't seem to add up. Like did you pay the mortgage or not? Are you going to the convention or not? Etc.

I hope Chris (or anyone who can...) tells us what's up sometime soon.

EDIT:

You have to remember that this shit happened to him a year.or.two ago when he was doing those shitty Sonichu paintings, and this was after he switched it to "buy it now". He tried selling one for $5,000, noticed that someone clicked on buy it now, Chris sent the buyer a pompus message telling him/her to pay NOW NOW NOW, the buyer told Chris that said $5,000 was already on its way, and Chris being the dumbass that he is decided to go out and spend the $5,000 on toys, Legos, A PS4, and some games. Come to find out a couple days later either the buyer backed out or the payment bounced, and that Chris wasn't going to get the money. But unfortunately for Chris, the damage was done and the dipshit spent money that was never in the account to begin with. So it's entirely possible that the same thing happened again.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm just wondering if (even ignoring Jack Z.) something like this happened again. It wouldn't be a first (or even hard to imagine) with Chris, so idk... And it could explain his dire problems and attitude of late. But it's hard to say.

 

[CwChalk]

There was that $900 of patreon pledges that turned into 'only' $450 by the time payments came through, which he raged about. Probably had plans for the extra missing half or spent it before he got it. Which is why he's at where he is right now.
Middle of the month is typically where most on tugboats tend to struggle financially, it's a pattern that's been repeated with Chris so many times already.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

We all need money, even Trump needs money for his ego. FFS, they got 6-9 thousand dollars last month with their tugboats. There are literally children starving all over the world, including in developed nations, who would love to rummage through the Chandler's scraps for food and shit they can sell. No, if Chris has expensive toys that he can sell, he does not need money.

Who came up with the $6-9k figure because that sounds relatively exaggerated. Chris himself only makes a little over $1,000 in tugboat money. Either way, something happened to Chris that resulted in losing quite a bit of money which throws off their already poor finances.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Who came up with the $6-9k figure because that sounds relatively exaggerated. Chris himself only makes a little over $1,000 in tugboat money. Either way, something happened to Chris that resulted in losing quite a bit of money which throws off their already poor finances.

Chris gets 1400 dollars, and Barb gets god knows how much. From what I understand, the estimates for the donations and sales alone were about 3 to 5 thousand.

 

[Done]

Chris gets 1400 dollars, and Barb gets god knows how much. From what I understand, the estimates for the donations and sales alone were about 3 to 5 thousand.

AFAIK, Barb gets retirement money, money that she probably paid into throughout her career.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

AFAIK, Barb gets retirement money, money that she probably paid into throughout her career.

Plus whatever she gets from Bob's work credits/survivor's benefits.

 

[Holiday Special]

Not trying to powerlevel, but my dad worked for GE and he got a pension and had a retirement savings account in addition to the stocks he had when GE would match you dollar for dollar. Mom got half the pension when he passed along with the other things. So Bob could have left Barb with quite a bit, but she blew it on a lawyer.

Was the house free and clear when Bob passed? Or did they mortgage it while he was still alive?

 

[RIP Aniki]

In a scenario where Chris does not pay his mortgage and go homeless (which seems pretty likely at the moment), what will happen?

 

[Okkervils]

Was the house free and clear when Bob passed? Or did they mortgage it while he was still alive?

House was completely paid off. Barb took out another mortgage or something after Bob passed. @Marvin would know more than me.

 

[Holiday Special]

In a scenario where Chris does not pay his mortgage and go homeless (which seems pretty likely at the moment), what will happen?

The Homeless Saga or some ween takes him in. Or pays for his ticket to go to NYC and live with Cole. A douchebag film critic and his autistic tranny brother-sister trying to get along in the Big Apple? Sounds like a new hit for HBO.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

In a scenario where Chris does not pay his mortgage and go homeless (which seems pretty likely at the moment), what will happen?

Stephanie Bustcakes sucking dick for lego money on the street corner

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Nah, he'll simply charge through that portal behind his DDR mat and escape into CWCville.

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

If Chris were to head to New York (not that I believe he would,) would the tugboat transfer to a new state? I'd think he would have to apply all over again in a new bureaucracy, which may not be nearly as kind as it was when he was approved the first time.

 

[Done]

If Chris were to head to New York (not that I believe he would,) would the tugboat transfer to a new state? I'd think he would have to apply all over again in a new bureaucracy, which may not be nearly as kind as it was when he was approved the first time.

Pretty sure SSDI is a federal program, so yes.

 

[Okkervils]

Pretty sure SSDI is a federal program, so yes.

Only hassle should be some paperwork stating proof of residency.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

The Homeless Saga or some ween takes him in. Or pays for his ticket to go to NYC and live with Cole. A douchebag film critic and his autistic tranny brother-sister trying to get along in the Big Apple? Sounds like a new hit for HBO.

They could also replace Sonichu with ALFachu, the lovable electric alien who keeps trying to eat cats and get Christine a date, Seth Macfarlane eat your heart out!

Realistically though I think it’d be something boring like Chris and Barb being forced to live a smaller place while Barb complains there’s no where to store her useless junk.

 

[Okkervils]

Realistically though I think it’d be something boring like Chris and Barb being forced to live a smaller place while Barb complains there’s no where to store her useless junk.

I'm betting public housing. I mean, they're white and exceptional in a suburban area. I don't expect a homeless saga.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nah, he'll simply charge through that portal behind his DDR mat and escape into CWCville.

Some theorize that this has already happened.

 

[James Howlett]

Realistically though I think it’d be something boring like Chris and Barb being forced to live a smaller place while Barb complains there’s no where to store her useless junk.

Barb is going to stay in 14BC until she's dead, or she's going to die trying. If a Homeless Saga does happen, I think it won't be for a while after she's gone.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Barb is going to stay in 14BC until she's dead, or she's going to die trying. If a Homeless Saga does happen, I think it won't be for a while after she's gone.

Probally but it’s entirely her own fault for taking out a pointless loan on her house because the Chandlers can’t stop wasting money.